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Mayb take a cheesburger, it’ll cure you of all pains

By lamb | Updated 11/11/25(Tue)18:38:42

Mayb take a cheesburger, it’ll cure you of all pains

Mayb take a cheesburger, it’ll cure you of all pains

>>12627638
I'm not eating your goyslop, buy an ad.

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lamb babbyy >>12627638
this is true
yumyum cheeber

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12628490
so first burger 500 second burger 1000 ...I am going to get 2 first burger
>>12627638
https://youtu.be/LRchsH-2geA?si=N1MDbQ2M7VYIx3Tw
>>12627638
mmm burger i wish i had a bureger rn
>>12628503
but you're girlfriend wants second burger what will you do

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Seriously, I woke up from a horrible bout of sleep and my grandmother immediately hauled off a double bacon BBQ cheeseburger from McDonalds into my face (that was cold somehow) ,and I could only eat half of it before realizing what I was doing. I felt immediately sick for the rest of the day. Mind you this was around 9 in the morning. Everyone around me is an alien parasite using me as a surrogate for their boundless amount of egg hatchlings, but now life is a zero capacity simulation sequence that my likeness has merged with and has long since been forgotten by the eons of time that never were or are. I'm a ghost staring at an endless loop of a ghost staring at a ghost. Before not too long I really will have no capacity for conscience. Only the same repeating, scrubbing sound, cycling through emptiness with the same likeness as if your veins could scream. If it hadn't come already maybe I would've made a difference... Is this what I tell myself from beyond my erased self that is in turn erasing me to erase them? Is there then not hope for me? unfortunately, no... there isn't.

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