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why does your girlfriend look like she uses linux and manages her dotfiles with nix?

By Anonymous | Updated 11/13/25(Thu)03:10:21

why does your girlfriend look like she uses linux and manages her dotfiles with nix?

why does your girlfriend look like she uses linux and manages her dotfiles with nix?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>12630093
My girlfriend just looks like she listens to emo music or something

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12630103
>>12630093
Third fortune

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12630093
The ASIAN GORL is psychic, she doesn't care if you are extremely stupid, she can fix whatever is wrong with you.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12630093
>girlfriend
>linux
Herbs & Spices???? >>12630103
>>12630093
Same person by the way
>>12630239
You look beautiful as usual
And guess who's gonna pay for that power bill >>12630258
Aesthetics destroys it, who cares honestly 250 watt extra mean not much
>>12630274
dude you have no idea how much power a server rack consumes
>>12630093
I know it's a woman (female) because she uses windows
>>12630093
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I9dL2BdUtE
lole
>>12630580
Shush yo nig up
>>12630093
Ugly looking human I've ever seen
>>12630093
i wonder how demoralizing it must be to get mistaken for a man all the time, I would own it and pretend to be trans and milk chasers of their money
>>12630093
I want a smelly gf with bad hygiene who doesn't take showers and I will go down on her and just bask in her feminine aroma and since she's gross and disgusting she won't mind that I am too. We can be two stanky gross filthy perverts together and just fuck and eat and play video games and never take showers and live in the most depraved, filthy of shitty rented apartments and we'll be facing eviction we're so dirty but that's okay as long as I can fuck her smelly, musty, goop-filled vagina
>>12630093
I don't have a girlfriend, nor do I want one, nor do I need one. Girlfriends are overrated. Pussy whipped meatheads will try to convince you otherwise because they think sex is the endgame when in reality they haven't evolved past reptile brain tendency/behavior.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12631496
sounds cope a beta virgin would say. keep playing with your toys and making asinine posts on a basket weaving forum while us pussy whipped meatheads slam our wives every night and make contributions to society that go beyond increasing the pokemon companies stock value

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12631506
Okay. Here's your (You). Have a good night. :)

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12631496
The problem with a girlfriend is that she will inevitably, over the course of living with you, sound more and more like a mom. Constantly make suggestions like, "stop wasting your time and make that money!" or "Improve your hygiene!"
It's really inevitable. You really only win by not playing at all.
>>12631554
just shower you smelly nigger
>>12631567
If I responded positively to negative feedback, I would have just showered and brushed my teeth already.
Smoking weed all the time and not bothering to shower all the time feels better then pussy does~
>>12631572
god I actually made myself naseuous imagining the stench of your hovel, honestly your doing them a huge favour by giving
>>12631576
>forgot a comma
>minor spelling mistake
opinion discarded~

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