By Anonymous | Updated 05/23/26(Sat)00:34:33
tonight I will have movie theater popcorn for dinner. i am going to see the newsesr star wars. all im expecting is a jetpack spaceman blowing stuff up and a green baby eating weird shit, maybe some cool aliens. so far a lot of star wars guys seem disappointed but i was never the biggest star wars guy.
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