[s4s] Tribune

Hear yee, hear yee! Yeeeeee. Nicefigs and namefigs gather round. Esfores is in need of judgement of the funnest caliber. The memes have been talking and need your input! poll: forms . gle/2Av598b7LkBM2BdL6

As an alternative for those who prefer, screenshot the question boxes and post them in the thread or provide a numbered response.

I thought this was gay porn back in 2008 but it’s actually straight sex between a cis man and a trans woman.

Your fortune: Outlook good

hey there /s4s/ boy~

Ever notice how skulls all secretly smile? That means you're smiling al the time too!
You just didn't know it
Isn't that great? Isn't that, fun ?

:3

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

10 days ago I noticed a lump under the edge of my left nipple
Concerned that it could be cancer, I kept feeling around over the following days. It was starting to get a little tender and sore, but maybe that is because I was investigating it too much. Something I did notice is that it wasn't a single lump, but maybe followed a line. Therefore I thought it could maybe be a muscle fibre that was strained and swollen.
3 days ago, I felt a strain/pull across my left pectoral, especially when I raised my arm and arched by back. Looking in a mirror, I noticed a protruding vertical vein underneath my pectoral muscle. This freaked me out, and made me scared that I might have a blood clot, which would likely kill me soon. I tried not to stress, but I kept thinking about it. I thought I could start to feel myself loosing circulation in my left arm, or a discomfort on my chest even in resting position, but this may all have been psychological.
That night I was so stressed about it that I dialled the non-emergency medical number for advice. It was 2am, and I had to answer a series of medical questions to determine the problem. I was put on hold a lot. I regretted making the call. All I really wanted was for them to tell me it's nothing, so that I could feel stupid and just go back to bed. But the call ended with them saying that an out-of-hours doctor would call me back.
A few minutes went by and then a call came in, a doctor in a neighbouring city asked me more questions. This all ended with him advising me that I should go to a hospital to get a blood test and ultrasound scan to check if it's a blood clot. I just agreed along with him, but I knew I had no intention of going to the hospital because of how impractical it was. The nearest hospitals he recommended are multiple train rides away, certainly not places I can get to quickly.
So I did nothing. I figured, if it was really serious, he would have sent an ambulance. I am just going to ignore the problem until it goes away.

This is what esforestrogen does to a man
I wish some girl would force me to take it and give me boobies

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

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Most commonly asked questions are:

Q : What should I do if I encounter a ruder?

A : Phone the r*de police and get them to take away the ruder, or you could just cry in a corner. Your choice really...

Q : How do I spot a ruder?

A : Ruders usually try to imitate a nicefig, so cross your keks and hug your ĺels to hope you don't find one. Ruders also like to say bad words like (h*ck, or fr*ck)
Okay now that that's out the way, we can get into bury sad things

Why are ruders well...ruders?

Ruders may have had a previously bad life and need to target the nice to feel better about themselves, if you know a ruder personally. Ask them if they are okay, and kiss them (nicely)

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ