[s4s] Tribune

This is bad board.

mfw it hurts

You were robbed of sexual pleasure.

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

mfw

Yo !

day 6 without fabbin my pebis

New meme: Scrub daddy

Shota caught!

>If there are any girls on esfores who fit the following, please respond to this thread. First, what I bring to the table:
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>Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet.
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>Age: Between 18 and 23.
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>Attractiveness: Looksmaxers usually rate me around 6.5 - 7. I got a little chubby after a depressive episode, but I’ve been going to the gym consistently for about three weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
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>Personality: I’m autistic, a brony, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
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>Fun fact: I have a Kiwi Farms thread about me (won’t elaborate).
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>What I'm looking for:
> 1. Female, ideally 18–22
> 2. White and located in the United States
> 3. Able to travel alone
> 4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
> 5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
> 6. No serious permanent mental damage from drugs
> 7. Discreet and not gossipy
> 8. Able to read long posts
> 9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
> 10. Not fat
> 11. Needle marks okay, large needle scars not
> 12. Kind and affectionate toward me
> 13. Not easily offended by edgy jokes
> 14. Female and willing to have children soon
> 15. Willing to meet quickly if we have chemistry
> 16. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
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>That’s it.

do you ever think about killing your family