[s4s] Tribune

gonna go tape a few slices of bacon to my’re local mosque’s door

Yes janny I'm 18

Your fortune: Outlook good

Current state of my bird feeder for all of you who complained that all the plants around it were dead in winter (which is what happens during the winter)

a ginie asked me to make a wish so I wished for everyone to have taste buds on their b*tth*les

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My mexican thug dick … this is what we rep. The reason we get all the white bitches

should mcdonald add mcdonut to their breakfast menu Y/N?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

Reminder of what you will NEVER obtain, western man. Not even a work wife like this. Cry.

*sips a ice cold can of refreshing schweppes*
ebearyone in da weorld has the opportunity to have two families. there is your given family = the family you are born with, and your taken family = the family you die with. these are twio different families, one with you as part of anothers taken family and one with you as the builder of the family. we are all only fortunately enough to have the first one, but it is destined to erode away to nothing by the winds of time. you will experience heartache of watching your parents become gray, wrinkly, weak, and depend on you. your siblings will move apart and the happy family under one roof you grew up with becomes no more. your grandparents will all pass away half way through your life. you must do ure best to create that second family your self because nobody will come along and make it for you. it is intended to fill the loneliness and void of what you have lost. do your best