It must be god's fault I am an incel!
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Thanks for letting me steal the 10000000th GET on this board!
Read MoreDo you worry about eating too much fish? Because I'm trying to eat more fish. ><>
Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
apparently "The Roads I've Walked and the Rope I've Blasted" isn't an appropriate title for a memoir
Read More*bashes your skull in with a large rock*
Read MoreTo market to market
to buy a fat pige
home again home again
jiggety jige
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
*munch* so heres the scoop *crunch*, [s4s] didn't take the offer *slurp* that's the bad news. The good news is, *chew* they made a counteroffer. Basically *slorp* they want to halve the lien price and guarantee *swallow* partial autonomy for a period of *shlurp* 5 years. Not sure what the move it but I'm *chomp* optimistic.
Read MoreI want to stick my tongue (and my dick) in every single orifice in Belle Delphine's body.
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