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CHRISTMAS IS HERE HECK YEAH MERRY CHRISTMAS GET FESTIVE GET COMFORTABLE AND DECORATE YOUR HOUSE AND PREPARE YUMMY MEALS AND PLEASE JUST PLEASE HAVE COFFEE AND OH WOW HOLIDAYS ARE *inhales* GLORIOUS!! ^w^ BECAUSE YOU GET TO REST AND DO NOTHING AND ENJOY YOURSELF N YOU DONT HAFFTA WORK OR STUDY AND YOU JUST STAY HOME AND BE HAPPY I LOVE CHRISTMAS PLEASE OH PLEASE GET IN THE MOOD FOR THIS TREMENDOUS HOLIDAY!! OUR BLITHESOME DISPOSITION WILL NEVER TURN INTO APOPLECTIC DOXA LEST WE BECOME ACRID BECAUSE WE ARE ALL INSOUCIANT!! MERRY CHRISTMAS I LOVE YOU I LOVE CHRISTMAS POST COFFEE PLEAOCH PLEASE =^-^= POST THE COFFEE YOURE HAVING WHATEVER IT IS YOUR DRINKING PLEASE =3

ITS CHRISTMAS TIME!! PLEASE REMEMBER TO STAY WARM AND COZY CUDDLE UP UNDER A BLANKET AND DRINK ICED FRAPPUCCINO TASTY COFFEE WITH CREAM AND SUGAR PLEASE REMEMBER TO EAT YUMMY FOOD AND DRINK DELICIOUS COFFEE WITH MILK AND SUGAR ITS CHRISTMAS ITS TIME TO RELAX AND REST AND BE HAPPY AND CARELESS AND JOYFUL OH YEAH CHRISTMAS HOLIDAYS DAYS OFF YEAH YAY KH GEAH PLEASE DRINK COFFEE COME ON PLEASE

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

The Ancient Greeks were degenerates. Men would only fuck women if it meant creating soldiers. The Minotaur, according to legend, was a result of bestiality. Their gods had to stay in a stomach for thousand of years because they were into vore, too. Oedipus was a Greek guy who murdered his father just so he can fuck his mother. If you're ethnically Greek, you ancestor probably fucked the ground at one point. The Gospel was written in Koine Greek because someone had to put a stop to it and that someone happened to be Yahweh. Sweet Home Hellenia.

i dont really wanna go right now
i just really wanna die right now!
nothing for me on this earth
ive been fucked up since my birth!

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Is there a beary equivalent of this?

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