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A better version of beary pink

install HURD

Such goofy creatures, such simple lives

this is nice city

After a long time of research, I, Charles Nicefigton, propose this beary evolution scheme, where i used all the current scientific knowledge on palelniceology to explain how all the bearies came to be under millions of years of adapting to different habitats through nice selection until it reached our current state. First, in a aquatic stage, slowly coming out of water and spreading niceness to a all the globe between different species, eras and extintions.
This revelation will revolutionise the whole scientific world!!

.. that's right, I'm a coffee addict.

Slut

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

why is this board all anime?
i don’t get it…

And then it were there, and then it were him.
It were old Goobles McSchlombles, careening his way into the amphitheater, dressed in fine toga, muscles a'gleeming, spear aloft.
"AND THENEVER AND HOWEVER AND WHEREVER I GOES!"
said he
"COMES I HITHER AND THITHER AND SLIPPING A SLITHER, ALONG THESE AGE'D TILES. COMES I TO YOU NOW, EYES ON THE SKIES, WEIGHT ON MY BROW. COMES I BRINGING GOOD NEWS. HARK! IT IS THE GOOD NEWS...

I HEARD JUST THIS MORN THAT A MAN WAS BORN. YES, A MAN I SAY, BORN OF TWO HETEROSEXUAL MEN! WHAT A TIME WHAT A MOMENT, WHAT A DAY TO REJOICE, FOR THE AGE OF WOMEN IS AT IT'S END. I PROPOSE A NEW WAY! A RACE BEBORN OF MAN, AND MAN ALONE! A RACE WE SHALL NAME CHAD, OR PERHAPS THAD OR BRAD (we'll work the specifics out later). A RACE TO CONQUER THE LANDS AND THE SKIES AND THE STARS ALIKE! NOTHING SHALL BE BEYOND US, OUR MALE ESSENCE UNTEATHER FROM THE BITCHING, AND THE WHINING, AND THE NAGGING, AND THE HAGGING, AND THE "OOOH ALBERT, CAN YOU PICK THIS UP IT'S TOO HEAVY FOR MY WEAK LADY ARMS, OH NOOOOOOO!". NEVER AGAIN I SAY! THE FUTURE BECKONS TO US, MY HETEROSEXUAL BRETHEREN!"

>A week with one singer
>Hard doggystyle with her every night
>You listen to her music live every day

1. Bjork
2. Julie Fowlis
3. Malinda Reese
4. Katy Perry
5. Cara Dillon
6. Taylor Momsen
7. Rihanna
8. Muireann nic Amhloaibh
9. Hayley Westenra