[s4s] Tribune

i just could just be on my 50th replay of my life on earth and be hooked up to a heavenly vr set, i don’t even know if this real
or maybe time repeats itself infinitely and im just reliving this life over and over again against my will

I am back. there will be a shota and Loli ver don't worry guys humanoid Venice is back

kinda bored so here you go

we just had a few beers and you are sitting in my lap
"uwu what this anone"
i rip off your shirt then
i let you kneel in front of me then I take out my cock and let you sniff it, smearing some precum in your nose
then I grab the back of your head and let you suck it deep into your throat
plap plap plap
my balls slap on your face as I relentlessly push it deeper down
plap plap PLAP!
a load of warm cum washes down your throat as I slowly pull it out
you cough a few times because your small mouth pussy couldn't handle the large amount of sticky and rich semen
then i start to tease you by rubbing the tip of my penis against your nipples and you start begging me to put it in
i turn you around so that your ass is facing me and I start licking your anus my tongue goes in and swirls around after a while I grab both your hands and push my cock deep into your asspussy with one strong thrust
plap plap plap
before I cum I ask you where you want it and you beg me to cum inside you
but i will pull out and put my penis in your thighhighsocks
warm cum drips down your leg
and then i start doing you again
plap plap plap
your legs tremble and you have no strength left to stand up, my cock slides even deeper inside you
you are almost unconsciouness because of the pleasure and right before you lose your mind i cum deep inside you

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

le slow board

>literally can predict before something happens
>no godlike shit, it's not a miracle
>you can learn it in normal books or just with your life, no monk bs
>99% you are true, 1% it's normal because you already knew there is 1% chance that it's not going to happen

so, anon, why you dont live your life to fullest and most optimizable way with statistics?

https://youtu.be/skd81Bml7ws?feature=shared

*pets the kitty*

This story sucks, don't read it, I wrote it high off my gourd, also had to cut and paste later because wifi is shit rn
Work got cancleled because of a tornado, didn't know till after i got there since i didn't check their gay app before leaving. I live like 5 minutes from work, so no big deal. Check the app and they said they might have a plan for later today. Shift normally would've ended about an hour ago, so i decided to smoke some weed. Check the gay app since I'm tired of /v/ again, they want people in 3 hours early tomorrow, lmao. Not gonna do it, I feel bad for those suckas

Should Minecrafts have round or square boobs?

I want to get raped by James so bad