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i will marry this bag

By Anonymous | Updated 10/31/24(Thu)09:13:58

i will marry this bag

i will marry this bag

They gave me a bag of candy with Minnie Mouse's face on it and I still have it just because I like Minnie Mouse. >>11847998
lol
>>11848550
That's cute
>>11847998
i will rape this bag

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>11849324
Dude -__-

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>11849979
good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts
thinking about bookmarking this thread good thieves of burning cars encircle poisoned rivers minds and hearts HORSES WANNA DANCE BUT FIND THEIR WINGS ARE DAMAGED so hurry mighty ocean rising fast big man with a plan Look at this dude walking around with this bag. Who does he think he is huh? >>11851889
hes a pretty darn important and influential individual is what he is. with that bag.. are there even any unachievable opportunities?
>>11847998
i will marry this ramen noodles
>>11851932
Normally I can understand when people fetishise cute mascots to an extent but this literally just looks like a Crayon Shin-chan baby.
>>11851951
someone lewded her in the mascot thread :3
>>11852028
Her?!
>>11852030
it's off model so maybe you'll like it
>>11852032
No, no I do not like this.
>>11852217
Thats okay ^_^
What kind is your fav?
>>11852304
Oshawott is kinda hot
Fuck well, kuromi is staring in the bag >>11852313
Ooo kawai
>cats be like
>I wanna fuck this bag
>>11847998
o_o

Is this innuendo

Your fortune: Good Luck
I just wanna build a psychological profile on this bag. >>11853185
I wish your penis went through a garbage disposal-esque shredder
>>11853244
look i just don't understand why my penis is being singled out
>>11853244
but instead, that's exactly what's going to happen to your nigger cock, lol! meanwhile that guy is going to be safe and sound
>>11853216
AND IN THE CRUSH OF THE DARK
this thread has taken its toll on me

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
the day you told me

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
those were the words that I had never known

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>11854451
nigger ^W^
>>11854770
heh.. chyea'ch just like that,,,,, mmuuuehhhhhh'ch
brother look at me please >>11855439
whats up bro
>>11855505
that man is the director of dragon ball z
>>11847998
The BAGMAN?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
DONT PASS OUT ON ME NOW
>>11856017
>>11856573
If my feelings solved any of my problems I'd probably use them more

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>11856577
stop talking about yourself all the time you self-centered egocentric RUNT
that being said luv ya <33
well tonight out on the streets I'm gonna follow you horses wanna dance but find their wings are damaged water damaged YOU'RE DEAD MAN HALF-ALIVE WHO HANGS FROM HELPING NUMBERS 1 2 5 >>11853244
dubs confirm your wish will come true
>>11847998
this is a nice bag
>>11859090
your mom nice bag ^ _^
>>11859201
BROTHER ITS YOU??
>>11847998
god i love bag TwT

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