Snek court lol
By Sir Hissington | Updated 02/13/25(Thu)04:14:00
Snek court lol
Sakai, Yuji, vs ##Mod, Anonymous
Yuji Sakai is claiming that stickying bune raven was an unconstitutional action by the constitution of [s4s] and that her status as a meme is unconstitutional, and that Anonymous##Mod didn't check his fortune before stickying the thread
oral arguments have now begun
*slams gavel* lol lol lol lol >>12071211 dubs
sir hissington is mentally lel and cannot be judge
Your fortune: Godly Luck lol >>12071119
Godly Fortune
Bune raven is a meme
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! >>12071213
objection overrulled, the Yuji Sakai that namefigs as Sir Hissington didn't create this thread, he slammed his gavel right as soon he noticed it, being's been busying playing Tetris as of >>12071130 and decided to not take this very important case self represented and let his attorneys argue it lol all i gotta say is that my attorneys better take my position because they're legally obligated to that while bune raven is not a meme, bune raven is not a meme is a meme, so if they don't, i'll take this case to the surprememe court of the united states >>12071119
I think Bune Raven is a meme, your honor!
I mean, look at her bunny-y face but personality opposite of a bunny, is that not enough of a meme for you?
I mean, lole! lol lol IoI lol lol lol >>12071914
You better not give Yuji Sakai any grounds to appeal, Sir Hissington. He showed up in his boxers once at a telepathic astral projection appearance demanding we get a FISA warrant to confiscate his motherboard and wouldn't stop interrupting our classifed briefings, and we really don't want to deal with him at all. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol >>12072677
dubs lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol your honor i call for an immediate mistrial, my attorneys are not arguing my case lol lol
Your fortune: Average Luck lol lol lol lol lol lol >>12072888
Tripps! lol
Your fortune: Bad Luck
It's funny because all the conservative women I've met have looked like the left side, and most liberal girls I know look like the right lol lol lol lol lol lol lol >>12074650
i don't think any of those women are attractive so i don't get the joke lol lol lol lol >>12074788
Katie Peach is fat.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck lol lol >>12074985
>>12074788
Fat & ugly lmao lol lol >>12075111
tripssssss lol lol lol lol lol lol >>12074985
yeah cause i made her thicc by adding more stuffing, after we were dating for a few years her stuffing was getting worn out and now she's pretty firm
i wanted to get the same material that her stuffing is made of, but i could only find it bulk orders on sketchy sites like alibaba lol lol lol imagine lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol >>12076643
I want to be a judge too so I can lol (law) at my will
Your fortune: Outlook good lol lol lol lol lol >>12076941
wig degenerate...
Your fortune: Good Luck lol lol lol lol lol lol MISTRIAL lol lol >>12078491
you're so fascinating n interesting to watch >>12078497
lol lol lol lol a snek in a court room
can you even imagine??
roflmao! lol lol lol >>12078599
that's what i'm going to argue in Sakai, Yuji, vs Hissingtojn, Sir, at the suprememe court of th united states >>12078599
dubs it is like... unfathomable?
lole. Why would it even exist? lol lol lol THIS IS A KANGAROO COURT
this is trying to undo roe v wade. you're just gonna years of precedent that bune raven is not a meme? lol >>12076544
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>>12071266 lol >>12071043
dumb lokin hat rerarded snek
bune raven
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12071253
ovjection tgat is not the same jully sakai >>12071952
ovjection that nit relevant to the bune raven problem
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12078799
numbers noticed >>12076137
would you say she was more or less bunny by the end of raven? >>12078497
OBJECTION
TOMOKO IS BEING GROSS WITH JIUYI SAKAI >>12078599
>>12078741
Can you even begin to comprehend? lol lol lol lol lol lol >>12080349
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
pls judge......
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
i never watched that show but i knew a guy who made a ton of rule34 of it and that's all i know
i had to look what the fuck bunny raven is when i was trying to figure out how to make her a meme in my failed [s4s] champion select thread, and i'm ok, i guess she's a transformation champ, and no one plays jayce or elise much anymore lol >>12080769
what about nidalee?
that's the closest champion to bune raven >>12081200
you forgot about syndra
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail lol >>12081200
even the thread necromancer didn't check my dubs, he wanted that thread to die, but bune raven was going to have 3 dashes, and they were going to invade for first blood, and Yuji Sakai was going to feed nonstop against faker's leblanc >>12073366
>>12080100
forgotten dubs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol lol lol lol >>12082791
who is signing ...the check
Naiko
lole loli
Your fortune: Good Luck lol lol lol lol MISTRIAL
THIS IS A KANGAROO COURT
I DON'T CARE IF THE BAILIFF PUTS ME ON A SPACESHIP AGAIN THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA BURIED HOW YOU WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH YOUR WIFE >>12082799
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hands up everyone trial is over
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail lol >>12082902
https://youtu.be/e2nKhDSx-fw?si=LhP
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
a bit off topic
zyprexa from lilly labs ruined my life (I only took it 1 month when I was 17 in 1997)
I have heard of many lawsuits in America and ppl receiving millions in compensation for that matter
I don't understand the American system caz that just seems to me like a bunch of lawyers trying to suck you up
what there's to it?
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12083713
lol >>12083713
how it fuck your life up, because i just discontinued it and it didn't have any positive effects, it only caused side effects lol lol >>12084340
lol lol lol lol >>12084847
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol your honor,
lol lol objection!
uhh... badgering the witness
or something
lol lol lol lol >>12085533
dubs
your honor, permission for Yuji Sakai to treat Anonymous##Mod's witness as hostile >>12085651
granted BUNE RAVEN IS NOT A MEME
WHY DID YOU STICKY BUNNY RAVEN BUT YOU DIDN'T STICKY SPIKEMAN WHEN HE WON THE ELECTION
WHY DON'T YOU STICK SPIKEMAN THREADS
DLKJDFSIOIUOETLKKLJGDSJSIUGOIUOEIOG
I LOVE SPIKEMAN JUSTICE FOR SPIKEMAN
DUB CONFIRM >>12071043
you honor, why would i fuck sheep? i have a wife at home and the boy over over there *points at Yuji Sakai* Bune Raven is a meme as per article 1 of the [s4s] Sticky Act of 2016. This is settled law.
Furthermore I submit for the court's review that spikeman is not a meme, but is in fact part of the "yosho must travel back in time to 1999 to defeat spikeman" meme, and thus is ineligible for independent sticky representation without the presence of yosho and the Delorean. >>12085677
wasnt there for a whil, did yosho travel back in time and defeat spikeman? >>12085676
i already had some suprememe court precedent set in out of their closed doors security clearance meetings, Katie Peach immediately got us legally married on our home planet of the succuubi but the surprmeme court won't legally recognize an interstellar telepathic marriage, as the US constitution does not give any authority over space diplomacy, i need to talk to MJ12 >>12085677
I object your honor!
If we accept Bune Raven as a meme under those terms but not Spikeman that would mean that bury smol was not a meme, as per [exibit A] >>12085701
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are you guys stupid? you're arguing your case to a fucking snake
he never even reaches a verdict, he just sits there, flicking his tongue out and going "hiiissssssssssss"
I'm starting to think he isn't even a real judge >>12085717
lol >>12085717
A snake ruling a court? I have no idea who came up with that premise. It really is just so ridiculous. lol! >>12085717
do not disrespect the snake court, its one of the oldest and most respected institutions on [S4S] lol lol lol lol! lol lol >>12087061
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol i'm appealing this to the suprememe court of the united states lol
>>/s4s/
>>>/s4s/ >>12088279
do you pronounce suprememe like supreme-me or supre-meme >>12088293
i don't even think it's prounceable >>12088285
lol
>>>/ss4sss/ >>12088321
moot should have made it >>>[s4s] so none of the newbies fuck it up lol >>12088323
moot doesn't exist anymore >>12088607 lol lol >>12088616
:333 he's so cutesy!!! I need to peg him until he's crying and begging me to stop :33 lol lol lol lol you can't just make a thread where you post nothing but "lol" lol
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I intentionally spell {esfores} wrong every time lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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