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By aloner | Updated 02/22/25(Sat)03:58:11

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boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend!!!!

hey hey
you you
I don't like your boyfriend
I think you need a new one
>>12089770
wait, why are you posting a picture of what i would look like if i cut my hair?
i'm literally an adidas twink/femboy
is this what skovmoj mean? am i your skovmoj?
rape shoes >>12089830
yes that's skovmoj
>>12089770
thats me in the pic, just to be clear
>>12089770
No one will ever love such a POS like you.
>>12090022
fat guy dubs
>>12090022
Your projecting is hilarious lol grrr FUCKING femcels as I'm a loser virgin

weird faggot

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12090027
Lol, go suck some more tranny cock, Cuckfish.
>>12089983
ok so when are we getting married then
the skin on my face is flaking but the rolled up gunk is kinda tasty

Your fortune: Outlook good
boyfrien boyfriend boyfriend boyfr boferend bferfroyfrbfoboaoeofodSSOBOOF{AOPFJASJGODK:JFA:DS:LKBOYS

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12090584
i need one oh so very very bad
>>12090951
i'm literally right here >>12089830
i thought i was your skovmoj bf
are you cheating on me already?
>>12090960
do you actually look like this?
>>12090970
yes, though my hair is a little bit longer
>>12090971
ok i will date you post asl and/or contact
uwaaaahhhhh it's so cute when girls suffer >>12091114
go weh
>>12091120
it's evil ;_____; i deserve to be loved
>>12091124
weh :<
>>12091220
maybe you were loved once but you didn’t return the love enough so eventually everyone just moved on
>>12091234
that would be really sad ;___;
WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH >>12091386
go weh
>>12090985
my age is 25, my genre is whatever you want it to be, i can be your princess kitten or your goodboy puppy whatever makes you happy
what about your asl btw?
>>12091394
I HAVE LIKE A MILLION TIMES!!!!
weeehhhhh :((((( wuwuwuwuu ( ._.)
>>12091395
PUPPY BOYS!!!!
i am ummm 26/mtf/us east..... i'm also very cute,,,


Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12091399
need
>>12091398
>older
>has a pepis
>doesn't mind calling me her puppy
>cute
OWO mommy?
>>12091398
become a dentist
>>12091401
if you're a good boy :)
>>12091402
ugh i was gonna say i would rather go to the dentist to have fingers in my mouth, but the dentist always really scares me
thankfully i found one who is nice and kind and gentle
>>12091404
lole lole this was you right? https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12000642/#12000649
>>12091404
i do need to warn you before i become your s4s bf: i'm a bit of a mentally lel weirdo with some very weird and oddly specific fantasies
are you kinky enough to handle me? and on top of that, you into roleplay/foreplay?
>>12091416
lole
>>12091409
lole yes that was me,,,,,,
>>12091416
it's okay. mentally lels are the cutest. i have a bit of a soft spot for them (they are my kryptonite)
what are your ummm oddly specific fantasies..... im a bit curious now
i am into pretty much anything i think. i have an open mind. it just needs the right person i guess
>>12091423
i'm too shy to say >w<
though, most of them would include you dressing up in costumes if you don't mind
>>12091429
lole cute
i don't mind. in fact, i think it would be particularly cute to have someone dress me up the way that they liked. it would be really really fun to let them pick out outfits for me and stuff,,,,
>>12091434
i'm gonna make you my vampire gf and you will cuddle me underneath your cape and bite my neck (hickey) while i'm powerless against your superiority over me
>>12091441
hmmm
i'm not inherently opposed to that as long as you pin me down afterwards and take out all of your pent up frustrations on me :)
>>12091454
i don't have pent up frustrations b-baka~
>>12091465
oh really? well what am i good for, then? poor me
>>12091474
you're good for being my owner while i'm your puppy :D
>>12091399
>>12091400
we got dubs here!
>>12091478
dumping all your responsibilities on someone while offering nothing but a fantasy in return is a pretty funny idea of a relationship lole

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12091483
>dumping responsibilities
not even remotely close to what it means to be owned
you know she can make me do tasks and treat me like her slave right? that'd give me more responsibilities than i actually have (for context: in real life i have none, i live an easy and cozy life actually.. which is something i worked hard for btw, my life used to genuinely suck but i've made it become easier and fairer through the power of taking responsibility and accountability)
i'd say i earned my current life, and you can't undermine the amount of shit i had to go through to get here
>>12091492
lol you're so mad

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12091492
>and you can't undermine the amount of shit i had to go through to get here
oh, you have bpd
>>12091492
after writing this, i realize maybe i do have pent up frustrations after all
>>12091474
let's fuck
>>12091495
i do not have bpd actually
>>12091478
>>12091492
oh, so i can collar and leash you and make the cute puppy pin me down and
>>12091501
that's surprising, most of those 'my bad behavior is justified by the normal inconveniences i went through' types have some cluster b personality disorder
>>12091502
yeah you can force me to do it and hold my leash while doing so... maybe even doggy style lol
>>12091492
>you know she can make me do tasks and treat me like her slave right?
yes, and being "treated like a slave" means you are making it their role to give you tasks, abdicating all further responsibility with the excuse of "you never told me to, you can tell me to do anything you know, im your pet you can always tell me anything, actually it's your fault for not treating me like a good pet"
>>12091507
that's exactly what they're doing here

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12091507
>'my bad behavior is justified by the normal inconveniences i went through
ehmmmmm....... did i say i have bad behavior that's justified by what i gone through?
i'm 99.9999% certain what i said is that i worked hard to achieve an easier and fairer life
it is more a contrast to people who whine how "life is unfair" then proceed to only complain about direct consequences of their actions
if anything, what you're accusing me of, is precisely the type of person i'm critiquing
>>12091513
you are reading into things that aren't happening based solely on things that you probably seen in others
what is your problem?
>>12091523
my problem is You.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12091518
the bad behavior you're justifying is pushing your responsibilities on to other people by being their 'pet.' wanting to be coddled and pampered never made to work a day in your life
>>12091524
your problem is a person i am not, your problem is a personality you projected onto me without knowing me, your problem is yourself
but whatever dude, i don't need to take this from some random anon loser who has nothing better to do in his good for nothing life than whine about his self inflicted suffering then get mad at me that i earned myself a better life than yours, loser
>>12091532
lol you're so mad

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12091527
no? read again what i said..
also "never made to work a day in your life" is crazy, you're reading into things i'm not saying, liar
>>12091535
lol you're so mad

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12091533
defending myself against blatant lies is not "being mad"
also fuck you, yeah now i'm mad, eat shit and die
but also did you notice how i'm standing up for myself against you all by myself without shielding behind my new s4s gf? doesn't that directly DEBUNK your lies? are you retarded or something?
thank God i'm cluster A

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12091540
simmer down kid

Your fortune: Outlook good
aloner, i'm sorry i cannot do this.. these s4s assholes are clearly jealous of our relationship.. i'm breaking up with you,, it's not you, it's 1000% me and i'm gonna take the responsibility and accountability here (not in a cringe martyr way) because i realize now that my happiness brings others suffering which is not something i wish upon others >>12091497
holy freaking lewd,,,,
>>12091508
ummm wowwowowow yes please that sounds quite nice
of course, it's no good if you won't take charge on your own from time to time
puppies ought to get so excited that they jump on their owners and maybe even accidentally push them down...
don't you think an eager puppyboy is the cutest? i know i do
>>12091547
>calls themselves not cluster b
>>12091541
i'm cluster C and i hate it more than anything in the world
being avpd is the worst hell on earth
>>12091547
you're such a fucking retard lmao

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12091551
i said no such thing.. also what does cluster b mean?
>>12091550
ssshh, don't make this harder than it needs to be, we had a great time together but i'm gonna have to let go of you
>>12091555
trips confirm but no you're a liar and a hater
>>12091559
cluster b includes narcissistic personality disorder, histrionic personality disorder, borderline personality disorder (the one that you have,) and antisocial personality disorder
>>12091559
wow i'm so hated this is literally so sad
why can't i just get pounded into a drooling mess by a cute, eager puppy boy? is that really too much to ask for? i am just hated by god or something
>>12091562
why do you think i have bpd? are you a bpd expert?
i know nothing about it other than the meme
boys aren't real >>12091565
you're not hated (at least not by me)
also, can anyone please check in on this post because i think aloner might now be doing precisely the thing i'm being accused of
ehm, hello? am i the only self aware poster on this board? (this is not critique btw, aloner)
>>12091572
she was obviously joking, unlike you
>>12091572
>am i the only self aware poster on this board
no i'm watching the situation unfold like a cluster a schizoid whatever *pop*
>>12091573
that's the first true thing you said in this thread
now answer my question or btfo >>12091568
>>12091575
oh yeah, sorry i overlooked >>12091541
btw, i hope you're having fun (genuine)
>>12091569
unironically starting to think this might be the case
am i just going to have to become prison lesbian? sigh... i guess if that's what i have been forced into...
>>12091572
oh, you cute little mentally lel. what am i going to do with you? it appears to me you are taking the internet a little bit too seriously. pet pet. there there, little puppy. there's no need to get so worked up, you silly little creature. everything's okay. mommy's here. just rest your head on my chest and let me stroke your hair. poor thing. you've had such a tough time, haven't you? you've been working so hard. that's a good boy. keep up the good work for me, okay? you want to make me proud, right? so keep trying your best
>>12091584
mommy? no wait, i must resist
i just don't like nasty twofaced bitches like lowercase and envious liars like that other anon that's all but i'm aware of internet rule 20 and shitposting
that said, i have put more work into bettering myself than that guy and it genuinely pisses me off that he dares criticize me for being better than him
i can't be your boyfriend, but i'll use my pent up frustration to give you a good pounding.. not because i'm into that, but because i want to cuck him and also make you happy at the same time
>>12091587
ahhh, sorry, but im not a slutte.......
i have never had and will never have sex with someone i am not in a relationship with,,,, it's a little bit special to me, and so i like to try to keep it that way
i am glad you have put effort into bettering yourself :) i know how difficult that can be, and how much effort it takes. especially sustained over a long period of time. i really do think that's something to be proud of, so good job, y'know? your efforts are meaningful
>>12091593
then from one mature person to another, this is where we say our goodbyes and maybe we meet in another life
thanks for giving me your time, it might've been short but you're way less toxic than my ex so i gotta say so far a successful 10 minute relationship
au revoir, i won't forget you
>>12091595
>mature
i am the water that smoothes your stone, the darkness that inspires your fire, the pain and the loss and the sacrifice that makes life beautiful. i am the test, i am the teacher, i want you to find your hearts in the storm.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
how in the world am i ever ever ever going to find a cute skovmoj bf who looks like >>12089770?
wehhhhhh my life is so over
>>12091610

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12091616
that's so le mean ;___; wuwuwuw
do u think i can get a bf eventually if i just complain over and over again? if i only i was girl then i could be a girlfriend you can call daddy >>12091681
that would be pretty hote but i am into guys i can call daddy too >_<
>>12091675
this post says a lot about society and /r9k/ culture
glad i stopped complaining about my lack of gf years ago
>>12091687
we truly do live in a society.....
>>12091683
Hey, call me daddy
>>12091721
aren't you non-binary?
>>12091584
wait, so aloner is a girl?
>>12091555 (trips)
not many people understand how true this is
>>12091783
yepped, for better or for worse
>>12092188
Checked!! For better or for worse
>>12092196
weh i wanna get pinned down and molested,,,
i think im going to post and complain every day until i get one >>12092230
hiiiiiiii
hello
hi
how do i play this game
can you tell me
im new to srs s4s >>12092230
boyclit on a leash

Your Fortune: Pulled by someone stronger than you
unfortunate >>12092360
hiiiii umm you basically kiss and marry me,,,
>>12092379
owo
holy lewd
>>12092390
are you grooming me....
i am holding your hands..
am kissing you..

are we a couple now
i trust you.. >>12092425
it depends are you a cute boiler
>>12092439
i am at least 3 cute and 5 hot on a scale of 4.5
we broke the scale >>12092427
i am unkissing you and breaking up
bye whore

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