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if you could gruesomely curbstomp a 4chan user to death in total impunity who would you choose

By Anonymous | Updated 02/23/25(Sun)07:12:36

if you could gruesomely curbstomp a 4chan user to death in total impunity who would you choose

if you could gruesomely curbstomp a 4chan user to death in total impunity who would you choose

myself tea fren
magick
anonymous
Any one furry poster
and it is because they literally collectively post together in a pack of 3 and force their culture on the board knowing full well that it is not something that we want here
everyone >>12092488
I was gonna say the furry poster
I thought it was just one person because the furry spam always happens all at the same time every day
>>12092486
>>12092490
u made a mistake anonies u have to choose only one!!
>>12092493
tea fren obs
the next person who whines about furry posters >>12092491
You were almost right, they DM eachother to confirm it is time, then come so they can bump their threads
Pic related
>>12092499 (dubs)
I would like to burn them alive
the mod in /vr/ who let everyone flame me for being a namefig then banned me for being OT while letting everyone else skate

/vrpg/ and /vg/ mods are based and let me do whatever
>>12092479
aloner
Shitty /soc/ posts
>>12092479
lowercase and his shitty asshole

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12092503
>let everyone flame me for being a namefig then banned me
now this is based
. >>12092500
dubs!
>>12092510
Batfish is cased
smol is so violent i worry about her where did these people come from
this is so tiring
>>12092508
no, it's cringe. people don't pay attention to usernames on reddit or youtube unless you're seriously fucked in the head, but put one in 4chan, and everyone loses their goddamn mind

everyone in /lolg/ thinks i'm chill except for one whiny baby who has me filtered
>>12092529
No, it's based and you should kill yourself
TOTAL NAMEFAGGOT DEATH
>>12092529
Because this is an anonymous basket weaving site, not youtube or reddit
getting tired of old men >>12092530
>>12092532
>>12078965
>>12092529
Kill yourself you fucking faggot namefagging retard faggot.
>>12092558
>>12092530
>>12092558
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE***
1. be nice to other posters, because, as le pink grill says "this is nice board".

2. try to use more privileged, nicer words such as
-f*g >>> -fig
f*ck >>> fug
sh*tposting >>> funposting
ret*rd>> funny man
troll >>> master ruseman
lol >>> lel//topkek/kek/lole
newf*g >>> fig newton

3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the source of green text quotes.

4. please do not post lewd images on this board. we are family friendly and discourage any postings of it.

5. bump the current bury pink threads to make them the most replied threads in existence

6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face
if you see someone get dubs/trips/quads/a GET, you must respond to them congratulating their dubs/trips/quads/GET

7. if anyone acts #rude and disobeys this guide, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime like boku no skrillex, or >>>/pol/ if they talk about gender (we are obviously all male here).

8. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

9. this board is owned by le dubs man aka patrick bateman, the purple palm tree men (moderators) and mot (the creator of four chan). all issues may be directed towards the latter two.

10. we encourage making your own memes. try to find COMEDY GOLD in any current situation and make OC from it. post your memes everywhere constantly and encourage others to do the same. it worked with kek, it worked with mandela, it worked with froge, it can work with you!

11. on certain dates, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared

12. dubs, check em.

that's all :^)
Be nice to Yuji
***FIGNEWTON GUIDE, POST THIS IN AS MANY FIGNEWTON THREADS AS POSSIBLE***
1. be nice to the [s4s] official discord members, because, as le pink grill says "this is a nice board".

2. try to use more peer reviewed on discord words such as
t*itterfag >>> twitter artist
le shit nigger >>> choccy
s*itposting >>> /b/
troll >>> /r9k/
discord >>> frens
newf*g >>> check our private webpage

3. if a person uses green text
>like this
always respond to them with "who are you quoting" as it is important to know the discordtag of the creator.

4. please do not post lewd images on this board. post 'em on the #nsfw channel.

5. bump the current mop thread to make it the most replied thread in existence.

6. "letting dubs go unchecked is murder" -le daily remembrance face
but there are no GET on #general, you can let our team of board's posters check dubs/trips/quads/GET

7. if anyone doesn't follow the official [s4s] discord #rules, please show them to their correct boards, for example >>>/b/ if they post #lewd and say mean things, >>>/a/ or >>>/jp/ if they spam the board with anime unless they are discord approved namefigs, or >>>/newpol/ if they hate on the discord peer reviewed memes. after responding to them like this, HIDE their threads, IGNORE their posts, and DO NOT REPLY to these people. (and report where necessary)

8. this board is owned in joint by the [s4s] official discord, le jannies from our discord, the server boosters and the moderators (the creator of our discord). all issues may be directed towards the latter, and jannies shall remind you of their ownership daily.

9. we encourage making the discord check your memes. try to comply to our standards and make OC from it. post your memes one time only and encourage others to post our memes. we have been satisfied by mop, we have been satisfied by spikedog, we can be satisfied by you too!

10. on sunday, you will prepare to do things like never before. try to take part in these and be prepared

that's all :^)

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12092595
Yeah nice try. I am not in any discords and never will be!
>>12092595
i don't think this is the original fignewton guide
>>12092578
no >:^)
>>12092600
see >>12092558
>>12092610
awwww are newfrens crying about namefigs in another thread? the constant whining about people using the name field that's been part of site functionality since the beginning is a lot more annoying than one or two posts by someone with a name
is this all you niggers do >>12092619

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
Easy. SubatomaericAnon. >>12092642
Yeah, you said it. That guy is an asshole.
>>12092642
This.
>>12092479
I'm surprised no one is saying Taco Kid. That guy is the bane of my fucking existence with his horrible King of the Hill porn posts that never end.
>>12092948
He's been doing it for so long that most people just mentally ignore it. But yeah, the board would improve if he actually died considering banning doesn't work on him.

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