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the second hand unwinds

By Anonymous | Updated 03/31/25(Mon)12:40:56

the second hand unwinds

the second hand unwinds

>>12162699
unchecked dubs on page 10!
>>12161967
new sticky???
this sticky is fuck it. i'm an ugly fat piece of shit, but above all i'm desperate. i have a talent for furry rp. i can make your balls quake and play upon your fetishes and fantases. so dm me for the hottest fucking roleplay you've ever had. after me theres nothing else. theres no substiute, as i'm simply the best. so don't fucking hesitate and go ahead, dm me. i'll make you cum in seconds. happy birthday, ass4ass
with love
-r/banter
>>12161967
What?

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12164544
dubs of happy birthday
why is this sticky! >>12164544
outniced on our home turf its over
rigged board glownigger board rigger nigger glownigger figger nigger rigger nigger digger nigger nigger glow nigger glow nigger

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12161967
there are more than 2 hands in the image
>>12164979
how many are there?
>>12164611
>>12164811
double dubs!
This sticky is underperforming and should be culled. >>12164501
sorry, AI has rendered you obsolete

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12165254 >>12161967
somehow of all threads this is stickied

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12165382
mods ways are mysterious
>>12161967
pay the first hand no mind
>>12165572
all hands matter
₩hat a terrible sticky. >>12164501
dm me

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12165733
or hit my line
>>12162699
>>12163584
this thread died alsmost two times and now it's a sticky... what an upgrowth
>>12165179
it has also bad pedo vibes, I don't like it
>>12161967
it's not my hand but I could certainly bet that the Dutch are involved with the devil as they are in the Netherlands

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12166093
this ₩hole board has bad pedo vibes

>^_^
>>12164501
i put on my robe and wizard hat!
>>12165733
dubs!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
good thread really fantastic Styggy war Last man standing :^) /v/... lost? How the fuck are you fags still alive!!!???
Cute Soyorin btw.
>>12167294
/a/ lost....? DOGE
refugee here.. how do I get a fortune? >>12167439
Haha
>>12161967
IF YOU"RE LOST AND YOU LOOK YOU WILL FIND ME
TIME AFTER TIME
>>12167439
Hmm try again
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK /a/ will rise again

Your fortune: Bad Luck
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE >>12167750
This is no longer an anime website
>>12161967
to ga wa guruupu
Another thread stuck to the top? Huuuh? SOYOANON >>12168000

:fortune:
What the hell even is this board >>12168623
It's your new home
>>12161967
Why is this thread stickied?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12167439
i'm glad you asked! all you have to do is write fortune in the options field!
>>12167955
>>12168700
unchecked doubles!
>>12168000
unchecked TRIPLELS!!!

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12169362
Nice

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12161967
IF YOU'RE LOST
AND YOU LOOK
YOU WILL
FIND MEMES
TIME

A
F
T
E
R

TIME

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
Dummest god damn April's prank since the beggining of the internet.

It's not good or bad, by any means, just, pathethic.
what about shiro...

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12169362
thank you anon!

Your fortune: Bad Luck

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it's so much... time moves so fast now... yesterday it was still last week... postan in a sticky >>12170110
explain
fuck its been a while how do I do this again >>12170493
Like this

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12170493
like the other anon said
>>12170110
soy

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12170545
>>12170603
FUCK
>>12170623
soy?
>>12170099
you're welcome! and nice doubles!
>>12170299
dubs!

Your fortune: Outlook good
What's my fortune?

Your fortune: Bad Luck
Why is this thread sticked??? 越ヤ鉛う夜

Whyisthisthreadsticked??? (越ヤ鉛う夜)

【Why is this thread sticked???】

山卄ㄚ 丨丂 ㄒ卄丨丂 ㄒ卄尺乇卂ᗪ 丂ㄒ丨匚Ҝ乇ᗪ???
ok th1s 1s ep1c

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12167294
AND YOU W1LL F1ND MAY
>>12170966
N000ticing dubs

Y0ur f0rtune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12169362

Your for7une: Average Luck
I need 2 74ke a li7tle break pls d0n7 le7 7eh b0arde die 0k???

Y0ur f0r7une: Be7ter n07 7ell y0u n0w
Wh4t? >>12171121
Uh oh
0p3n y0ur 3y35
>>>b/933256189
35FOR35 FOR TH3 F******UCKING WIN!!!!!<5pan cla55="fortun3" 5tyl3="color:#6023f8">

Your fortun3: Outlook good
>>12172558
th4nks for check1ng my doubles!
>>12172612
1';ll do my besty!
L3333TTT 5P34K >>12161967
WHAT'5 HAPP3NING ?!?!?!!
>>12173388
double dubs!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try aga1n
>>12169362
7hank y0u an0n very nice
why d0 s0me f0r7unes have c0l0rs? h0w d0 y0u sp0iler a f0r7une?

Y0ur f0r7une: Excellen7 Luck
>>12169362
oh.... 5o that'5 how...<5pan cla55="fortun3" 5tyl3="color:#9d05da">

Your fortun3: V3ry Bad Luck
>>12173645
Huh? Wh4t?
>>12173652
fortunes usually have colors, however, as our text 1s be1ng replaced w1th leetspeak 1t 1s break1ng the formatt1ng! 1f you put tag and do not close 1t, normally 1t w1ll spo1ler, however, leetspeak 1s break1gn 1t as well 1 th1nk!!!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
We l0ve ansy here >>12173817
7ag?
>>12161967
good st1cky

Your fortune: 4ver4ge Luck
>>12161967
4NONSOYO STICKY L3TS GOOOOOOOOO
>>12174254
h4h4h4he 5he cum 4 lot
>>12174202
the 5poiler t4g!<5><5p4n cl455="fortune" 5tyle="color:#fd4d32">

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
Bros how do I roll my fortun3 Spike Dies >>12161967
ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ˢᵐᵒˡ ᵇᵒᵃʳᵈ
This 7hread is n0w a pr0per7y 0f AN0N 70KY0 <5pan cla55="for7une" 57yle="color:#16f174">

Your for7une: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12174470
Fortune in option5 remember thi5 i5 nice bo4rd<5p4n cl455="fortune" 5tyle="color:#0893e1">

Your fortune: You will meet 4 d4rk h4nd5ome 5tr4nger
>>12175022
dub5 checkem!<5pan cla55="fortune" 5tyle="color:#2a56fb">

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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b3for3 i7's 7oo la73
>>12175955
dub5 checkem!

>>12176017
̸̛̙̩̺̺̳̱͇̖̩͑̂̓̌̓̊͌͝ͅ ̷̤̙̩̠̹̞̪͉̓̏̂̐̓ͯ̽ͧ̐̓̃͗̑ͤ̔̀̚̚͘ ̨̙͓͚̺̰̯̯̟̟̗̖̝͈̰͐ͩ́ͩ̈ͤͩ̃͛̓̇ͭ̆́́ ̸̛̙̩̺̺̳̱͇̖̩͑̂̓̌̓̊͌͝ͅ ̷̤̙̩̠̹̞̪͉̓̏̂̐̓ͯ̽ͧ̐̓̃͗̑ͤ̔̀̚̚͘ ̨̙͓͚̺̰̯̯̟̟̗̖̝͈̰͐ͩ́ͩ̈ͤͩ̃͛̓̇ͭ̆́́ ̸̛̙̩̺̺̳̱͇̖̩͑̂̓̌̓̊͌͝ͅ ̷̤̙̩̠̹̞̪͉̓̏̂̐̓ͯ̽ͧ̐̓̃͗̑ͤ̔̀̚̚͘ ̨̙͓͚̺̰̯̯̟̟̗̖̝͈̰͐ͩ́ͩ̈ͤͩ̃͛̓̇ͭ̆́́ ̸̛̙̩̺̺̳̱͇̖̩͑̂̓̌̓̊͌͝ͅ ̷̤̙̩̠̹̞̪͉̓̏̂̐̓ͯ̽ͧ̐̓̃͗̑ͤ̔̀̚̚͘ ̨̙͓͚̺̰̯̯̟̟̗̖̝͈̰͐ͩ́ͩ̈ͤͩ̃͛̓̇ͭ̆́́ ̸̛̙̩̺̺̳̱͇̖̩͑̂̓̌̓̊͌͝ͅ ̷̤̙̩̠̹̞̪͉̓̏̂̐̓ͯ̽ͧ̐̓̃͗̑ͤ̔̀̚̚͘ ̨̙͓͚̺̰̯̯̟̟̗̖̝͈̰͐ͩ́ͩ̈ͤͩ̃͛̓̇ͭ̆́́ ̸̛̙̩̺̺̳̱͇̖̩͑̂̓̌̓̊͌͝ͅ ̷̤̙̩̠̹̞̪͉̓̏̂̐̓ͯ̽ͧ̐̓̃͗̑ͤ̔̀̚̚͘ ̨̙͓͚̺̰̯̯̟̟̗̖̝͈̰͐ͩ́ͩ̈ͤͩ̃͛̓̇ͭ̆́́ ̸̛̙̩̺̺̳̱͇̖̩͑̂̓̌̓̊͌͝ͅ ̷̤̙̩̠̹̞̪͉̓̏̂̐̓ͯ̽ͧ̐̓̃͗̑ͤ̔̀̚̚͘ ̸̨̛̙͓͚̺̰̯̯̟̟̗̖̝͈̰̙̩̺̺̳̱͇̖̩͐ͩ́͑̂̓̌̓̊͌͝ͅ ̷̤̙̩̠̹̞̪͉̓̏̂̐̓ͯ̽ͧ̐̓̃͗̑ͤ̔̀̚̚͘ ̨̙͓͚̺̰̯̯̟̟̗̖̝͈̰͐ͩ́ͩ̈ͤͩ̃͛̓̇ͭ̆́́ ̸̛̙̩̺̺̳̱͇̖̩͑̂̓̌̓̊͌͝ͅ ̷̤̙̩̠̹̞̪͉̓̏̂̐̓ͯ̽ͧ̐̓̃͗̑ͤ̔̀̚̚͘ ̨̙͓͚̺̰̯̯̟̟̗̖̝͈̰͐ͩ́ͩ̈ͤͩ̃͛̓̇ͭ̆́́ ̸̛̙̩̺̺̳̱͇̖̩͑̂̓̌̓̊͌͝ͅ ̷̤̙̩̠̹̞̪͉̓̏̂̐̓ͯ̽ͧ̐̓̃͗̑ͤ̔̀̚̚͘ ̨̙͓͚̺̰̯̯̟̟̗̖̝͈̰͐ͩ́ͩ̈ͤͩ̃͛̓̇ͭ̆́́ ̸̛̙̩̺̺̳̱͇̖̩͑̂̓̌̓̊͌͝ͅ ̷̤̙̩̠̹̞̪͉̓̏̂̐̓ͯ̽ͧ̐̓̃͗̑ͤ̔̀̚̚͘
>>12174368
whu-
so what now? r0a5ting in a 5ticky bread?<5pan cla55="f0rtune" 5tyle="c0l0r:#9d05da">

Y0ur f0rtune: Very Bad Luck
>>12161967

"A clock unwinds
A flow3r di3s
Dishon3sty disqualifi3s
You win th3 rac3 but los3 th3 priz3"

–3m3rson, Lak3 and Palm3r

Your fortun3: Bad Luck
53an >>12161967
nande haruhikage yatta n0?
>>12161967
ano5oyo5ex
>>12178253 >>12161967
wow, is th4t TH3 cyndi l4up3r


Your for7un3: You will m337 a dark handsom3 s7rang3r
>>12177213
well it's 7:09 where I am s0 that's what's n0w
I had 5om3 win3 and f3lt kinda d3pr3553d th3n took a nap and f33l a lot b3tt3r. Good things will happ3n to m3 this y3ar, baby. I can't wait. Sw33t, sw333333333333t things. >>12179350
happy you f33l b3tt3r
>>12161967 Hey everyone >>12179685
look! a crazy per5on!
For m3, it's B4s3doMutsu >esf0res i d0nt kn0w what t0 d0 n0w that ave mujica has ended
i...
I need SakiGOD. Save ME! >>12179930
Oblivionis bl3ss you 4nd k33p you; Oblivionis m4k3 H3r f4c3 shin3 upon you, 4nd b3 gr4cious to you; Oblivionis lift up H3r count3n4nc3 upon you, 4nd giv3 you p34c3.

It's just 0ne 0f th0se days
When y0u d0n't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everyb0dy sucks
Y0u d0n't really kn0w why
But y0u wanna justify
Rippin' s0me0ne's head 0ff
N0 human c0ntact
And if y0u interact
Y0ur life is 0n c0ntract
Y0ur best bet is t0 stay away, m0therfucker!
It's just 0ne 0f th0se days

It's all ab0ut the he says/she says bullshit
I think y0u better quit lettin' shit slip
0r y0u'll be leavin' with a fat lip
It's all ab0ut the he says/she says bullshit
I think y0u better quit talkin' that shit

It's just 0ne 0f th0se days
Feelin' like a freight train
First 0ne t0 c0mplain
Leaves with a bl00d stain
Damn right, I'm a maniac
Y0u better watch y0ur back
'Cause I'm fuckin' up y0ur pr0gram
And if y0u're stuck up
Y0u're just lucked up
Next in line t0 get fucked up
Y0ur best bet is t0 stay away, m0therfucker!
It's just 0ne 0f th0se days

It's all ab0ut the he says/she says bullshit
I think y0u better quit lettin' shit slip
0r y0u'll be leavin' with a fat lip
It's all ab0ut the he says/she says bullshit
I think y0u better quit talkin' that shit
Punk, s0 c0me and get it

I feel like shit
My suggesti0n is t0 keep y0ur distance
'Cause right n0w I'm danger0us
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All th0se m0therfuckers that want t0 step up
I h0pe y0u kn0w I pack a chain saw
I'll skin y0ur ass raw
And if my day keeps g0in' this way
I just might break s0methin' t0night
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin y0ur ass raw
And if my day keeps g0in' this way
I just might break s0methin' t0night
I pack a chainsaw
I'll skin y0ur ass raw
And if my day keeps g0in' this way
I just might break y0ur fuckin' face t0night

Give me s0methin' t0 break
Give me s0methin' t0 break
Just give me s0methin' t0 break
H0w 'b0ut y0ur fuckin' face?
I h0pe y0u kn0w I pack a chainsaw (what?)
A chainsaw (what?)
A m0therfuckin' chainsaw (what?)
S0 c0me and get it
3 m o r e h o u r 5<5pan cla55="for7une" 57yle="color:#7fec11">

Your for7une: Bad Luck
>>12161967
b4sed s7icky
gbcbro5 where'5 our 5t1cky... to7al mor7is LOVE >>12181048 1 am here to part the t1de5.
W1th my good fortune, 1 w1ll re-open the board5<5pan cla55="fortune" 5tyle="color:#2a56fb">

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Bu7 how w1ll 7h1s s7op 7he Cl1ma7e Apocalypse? sak1-chan... >>12180922
th1s 1s four t1mes too long

Your fortune: 4ver4ge Luck
>>12161967
ANON TOKYO

TOKYO
O
K
Y
O
>>12181903
W3 LOV3 Anon 7okyo h3r3
>>12181903
Wh4t's 4 Tokyo?
why 1s th3s3 two so k1no >>12161967
adb3rtizing in a 5tikcy
vot3 in ro5tr3 poll3<5pan cla55="fortun3" 5tyl3="color:#6023f8">

Your fortun3: Outlook good
>>12181874
that'5 h0w l0ng they've been g0ne, relatively 5peaking
>>12182181
>s17s 1n a cha1r
>ge7s a w1fe
17's 7ha7 easy when you're 7he bes7
I did i7 again :/ thr33s0m3 with m0rtsumi why is 7his 4 fucking s7icky? >>12182226
what do3s sh3 post on h3r uraaka
>>12182382
>7he vocal1s7 was 7ry1ng 7oo hard
>>12182408
i dun think th4t w4rrent5 the blu5h
>>12161967
I don't under5t4nd why thi5 i5 5tickied.<5p4n cl455="fortune" 5tyle="color:#16f174">

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12182450 >>12182433
*l1ck5 you*
do you under5tand now?
check 7his ou7! ACK 1s a m3ntally 1ll n1gg3r 1s th1s /gpben/ for the n1ght? >>12164501
I l0ve y0u

Y0ur f0rtune: Better n0t tell y0u n0w
>>12182573
ñ4mu btf0
Cute and can0n >>12182226
>>12182382
faceless self1e p0rn
Nyamu ended up 1dent1fy1ng 1t w1th m0les 0n her elb0w and legs and c0ax Mutsum1 1nt0 hav1ng sex w1th her she ended up gett1ng t0pped th0ugh
>>12182594 >>12181942 i sleep >>12161967
what th3 fuck i5 happ3ning!?
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>>12161967
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Uika Spiderman is canon now >>12183415
b4s3d b4s3d b4s3d
>>12174254
it's over
thanks for NOTHING nicefrens
>>12183514
your welcom fren:>
>>12179588
>>12180344
>>12180922
>>12182322
>>12182433
>>12182633
dubs checkem!
>>12161967
So many stickies today...
>>12182322
nyamu...
>>12184761
Bang mango peach dream sound good right now
>>12184832
I'm drinking bang delish strawberry kiss right now
>>12184876
what if you went to Disneyland and could not come back ?would you like that too

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>>12184941
No I would not like that
>>12184944
beside being rude all the time ,les nice board it is not fun...I am sorry but we don't accept return tickets so you must stay and cooperate

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>>12184949
what???
>>12184944
dubs!


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>>12185001
no !please elaborate why you do not understand we are talking about billions of dollars cases ...I will be patient

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Let's bury the hatchet. >>12185136
never again
>>12161967
I'm being spammed by scammers...we probably know that they know but why do they know and we don't know ...maybe their source is linked to s4s ...by the way as a rotating door between the dark web and mainstream s4s could be considered the new netherlands

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I think I shit my pant

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It all seemed fine until they started hating my cherished treasure. There wasn't even any reason to... Ok the last sticky... The first hand whines I am very smart
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>>12185994
but why this one???
Small world Sticky funny #fortune last sticky standing >>12186035
cyndi has been a poweful and subtle force for nice since before most of us were born

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