/hg/ - Halo General
By Anonymous | Updated 04/01/25(Tue)16:11:51
#1902 - Halo Demo edition
Halo Infinite's 22nd Operation, "Blue Team", is live until April 8th.
https://youtu.be/8A_SBMoeezc?si=dUR
Halo Info:
>Latest Infinite Update (3/11)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/f
>Latest Community Update (3/11)
https://www.halowaypoint.com/news/b
Halo News:
>Head of Xbox promises more Halo "TV and Movie" adaptations
-https://www.ign.com/articles/micro
>Joe Staten has hope for Halo's future in new interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-l
>Martin O'Donnell begins new podcast
https://youtu.be/Glz7Rqsucks
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AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GODTRIOX! Time, Mr. Aviator?
Is it really that time again? :3 Characters that can beat Master Chief >>12168975 Halo Gaylo SUCKS reach is fine >>12168975 Gaylo SU-
W-what are you doing!? NO NOOO NOOOOOO AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BRING ME DOODLETRIOX >>12169931
his name is Gane Tana
Your fortune: Good Luck WHO SAID THAT Me. WHY AREN'T YOU MANNING THE PROPOGANDA TOWERS OR GASSING THE HUMANS IN OUR GRIZZLED CONCENTRATION CAMPS? Shove it, fatass. I don't take orders from you. EEP!!!!
>*fat wet smelly turd slips out of ass and falls out of pant leg*
Y-YAPYAP SAMA I-I DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS YOU PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!!!!! HOHOHOHOHOHOhohoho... Jega! Send this little sissy grunt to Chak 'Lok's tower, post haste! Itho 'Hesiikee? JOBBED to BASE CHADtriox
Let 'Volir? JOBBED to Leader of the Banished GODtriox
Jovus? JOBBED to CHADer of the GODished CHADtriox
Douglas? JOBBED to War Master CHADtriox
Alice? JOBBED to CHAD Master CHADtriox
Jerome? JOBBED to CHAD CHADster CHADtriox
The Infinity? JOBBED to JIHADIST GODtriox
Master Chief? JOBBED to MY NAME IS GODtriox
Cortana? JOBBED to TANKtriox
Arbiter? JOBBED to War CHAD of the BRVTES GODtriox
The Flood? JOBBED to CHAD CHAD of the CHADS CHADtriox
ENTER BRVTE
THE LEADER OF THE FREE GALAXY
THE COVENANT'S ONE FEAR
THE GOD OF TWO TIMELINES
THE INHERITOR OF THE MANTLE OF RESPONSIBILITY
THE BENDER OF KNEES
THE LEADER OF THE BANISHED
THE ALPHA
THE OMEGA
THE UNDEFEATED
THE UNSTOPPABLE
THE INVINCIBLE
THE INEVITABLE
THE ENDLESS
THE GOD OF TIME
ENTER BRVTE
THE CHAD MASTER OF THE CHADISHED
CHADTRIOX, THE LAST FACE YOU WILL EVER SEE Orbital is indeed fine. For me, it's Mark V [B] P4ssion4te b4by m4king with Lind4! 1s th1s th3 halo thr3ad? >>12171637
N1gger. Only true 410 4ry4ns we4r the re4l M4rk V TH3 UNSC L0ST THIS WAR M0NTHS AG0. Y0UR P30PL3 AR3 BR0K3N. SCATT3R3D. HUNT3D. D3F3AT3D. BY M3. I WISH I C0ULD T3LL Y0U IT WAS DIFFICULT, BUT IT WASNT. W3 AR3 0N3 ST3P AH3AD. ALWAYS. TH3 RING IS ALR3ADY UND3R 0UR C0NTR0L, S00N TH3 AUDIT0RIUM AS W3LL. TH3 HARBING3R AND TH3 BANISH3D SHAR3 TH3 SAM3 G0AL. W3 FIGHT T0G3TH3R T0 H0N0R TH3 WILL 0F ATRI0X. BUT WITH0UT CHALL3NG3 I GR3W W3ARY. L0ST. AL0N3. BUT H3R3 Y0U N0W STAND. HAAH. THIS IS MY LAST FIGHT. A TRU3 T3ST 0F L3G3NDS. 0UR ST0RY WILL 0UTLIV3 US B0TH. HAAH. S3T A FIR3 IN Y0UR H3ART SPARTAN. BAR3 Y0UR FANGS. FIGHT HARD. DI3 W3LL. >>12172086
1t 1s. >>12172154
Yatta!!! 0NLY THE STR0NGEST WILL SURVIVE
LE4D ME T0 HE4VEN WHEN WE DIE I h4v3 4 conf3ssion to m4k3.
I fought Rubb3rducki32407.
I pl4c3d th3 box on Orbit4l.
I'm th3 on3 who k33ps 4rguing with th3 r3t4rd who k33ps pr3t3nding to not b3 4 shitt3r.
I h4v3 4 low opinion of th3 R3gul4rs.
I'm th3 on3 who posts most of th3 Fri3r3n H4lo crossov3r 4rt.
I 4lso c4tpost.
I 4M
>I 4M <5>Y33Z3. I7'5 over Endle55 >>12170777
7rips ch3ck3d >>12174111
ch3ck urs3lf not halo >>12174250
OH 1'LL SHOW YOU HALO
>*Z11111111111111P* yeeze >>12174539
F1lt3r3d Filter 7HI5 nigga Th15 one 15 f1ne. H4lo
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Mor3 lik3
G4ylo
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Y0ur f0rtun3: G00d n3ws will c0m3 t0 y0u by mail kill y0ur5elf yeeze<5pan cla55="f0rtune" 5tyle="c0l0r:#2a56fb">
Y0ur f0rtune: Better n0t tell y0u n0w Sn0wb0und is 0ne 0f 7he bes7 Hal0 3 maps. sh1tty fuck1ng snowbound >>12175600
dub5 checked j4ck ruselel >>12176861
h4h4 the dog'5 on 4 h4lo ring >>12176861
no7 halo. fuck off. me4n Th3 3ndl3ss has arriv3d L0wered cr055hair i5 fine. >>12177056 H0w did she d0 i7? >>12179076
Y33z3 ow35 m3 53x and a child. A communication di5ruption can only m3an on3 thing.
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0ffense. It'5 ov3r >>12168434
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Your for7une: Very Bad Luck >>12176861
exac7ly . Wtf 1s the po1nt of halo anymore 1t's sh1t
The Ancient Antag0nist. The Beater 0f BITCHtana. The Cultivat0r 0f Chills. The Dictat0r 0f Disc0ntent. The Ev0lving Epidemic. The Finisher 0f F0rerunners. The Greatest 0f Grils. The Harbinger 0f Hal0. The Ideal Invertebrate. The Judge 0f J0bbers. The Kingpin 0f Kin0. The L0rd 0f L0lis. The Mastermind 0f Mischief. The Nightmare 0f Numer0us. The 0verl0rd 0f 0bscenity. The P0lygar 0f P0st-credits. The Queen 0f Quivering. The Ruler 0f Reach. The Sultan 0f Sequel-bait. The Thane 0f the Thread. The Übermensch 0f Unst0ppable. The Villain 0f Vitri0l. The Warri0r 0f Waves. The Xen0n 0f Xb0x. The Yes-man 0f Y0nder. The Zeal0t 0f Zanzibar.
THE C0L0SSAL CRAB
THE AWAKENED AN0MAL0CARIS
THE FRIGHTENING FREEZE
THE BENDER 0F KNEES
THE F0RERUNNERS FEAR
THE CRAB BEHIND THE CURTAIN
THE REGAL R0GUE
THE ELEGANT EXTRATERESTRIAL
THE SHUDDERER 0F S0YS
THE CHILLER 0F CHIEFS
THE M0GUL 0F M0NKEYS
THE TERRIFYING 0F TIME TRAVEL
THE PRIM0RDIAL PUNISHMENT
THE TSAR 0F T0UH0U
THE CREAMER 0F CQBS
THE BAR0N 0F BAD WRITING
THE PREHIST0RIC PERSECUT0R
THE ADDITI0NAL ANCIENT EVIL
THE ALLY 0F ATRI0X
THE CRUSHER 0F CUNNY
THE RAVAGER 0F REACHAR0UNDS
THE VAP0RIZ0R 0F N0STALGIAFAGS
THE ANNIHILAT0R 0F AVIAT0RS
THE C0NSUMER 0F CH4DS
THE LIQUIDAT0R 0F L0REFAGS
THE ERECT0R 0F T0WERS
THE GALACTIC PANDEMIC
THE JANNIES' 0NE FEAR
THE 0NE WH0 WILL DESTR0Y CHIFU, ARBY, AND FERNAND0'S PUSSIES
G0Dless the BEST
BESTless the BRUTE
MASTERless the INEVITABLE
ALPHAless the SEXUALLY APPEALING
KIN0less the BANE 0F BUNGIEFAGS
UNST0PPABLEless the IMPERVI0US
SEXYless the CHAD
STR0NGless the UNST0PPABLE
BRING MEless the UNMATCHED
ANCIENTless the BETTER THAN DIDACT
BIGless the BIG
MACR0less the MASSIVE
MYSTERI0USless the UNSEEN
H00Kless the DLC STINGER
TIMEless the RETC0N
THE BEST 343 C0ULD C0ME UP WITH
LITERALLY A SEC0ND ANCIENT EVIL
ENTER ENDLESSCHAD, UNLEASHED UP0N THE GALAXY >>12181483
halo is a w3apon...?
i7 com3s wi7h proph37s.
umm, i7 kills p3opl3 ins73ad of d3f3nding 7h3m.
i7 7ak3s 7im3 7o ins7all...
umm p3opl3 kill 3ach o7h3r ov3r i7s supr3macy.
Your for7un3: Good n3ws will com3 7o you by mail >>12181512
0n3 m0r3 w0rd, 0racl3, and I'll rip y0ur 3y3 fr0m its s0ck3t.
>>12181498
Which is n0thing c0mpar3d t0 what I'll d0 t0 y0u... >>12182014 >>12182105
LOL what a r3tard >>12181512
I ju5t mi55 wh3n th3 gam3 wa5 fun and I didn't hav3 to pay for co5m3tic5 >>12182247
1 don't care about money, 1 enjoyed 1nf1n1te's campa1gn and then they scraped the extra seasons for SP.
Your fortune: You w1ll meet a dark handsome stranger >>12182014
>>12182105
He just perished... >>12168434
Th3 Spartans w3r3 or1g1nally cr3at3d to crush r3b3ll1ons, r1ght? Wh3r3 th3y 3v3r as as count3r t3rror1st op3rat1v3s aft3r th3 war? Do3s such a human group 3v3n 3x1st 1n th3 Halo un1v3rs3? You'd th1nk that pract1cally 3v3ry human would un1t3 aga1nst th3 Cov3nant. >>520068127
Th1s was th3 last post
3scharum won aga1n >>12182502
7he Banished w0n. Big 7ime.
0n behalf 0f /hg/ and her Regulars, we FUCKING KNEEL.
Y0ur f0r7une: Y0u will mee7 a dark hands0me s7ranger >>12174539
>>12175712
3ww Is it over yet >>12181588
unchecked digits on aisle 5 >>12183152
OH YES great news :3 was it as good for you as it was for me, [s4s]?
Your fortune: Outlook good aaaand we're back >>12168975
high iq post >>12184022
two same number bmp for the halo >>12185145
Kill yourself bumptranny. >>12185242
*rapes u*
lol get pregnant slut >>12185242
go back halohater /s4s/ is now Halo.
It belongs to us. umm it's [s4s] actually
dumbass We're changing it to /s4s/. nuh uh A colonial power can do whatever the fuck it wants. 1. open bloodgulch.map in eschaton
2. swap flashlight effect with grenade explosion
3. host public lobby on demo server
4. ?????
5. Profit! yeeze's soft boy feet on my face :3 There's something growing under my big left toe.
Dunno if it's diabetes (possible), a fungus (unlikely) or something else altogether.
I got an appointment with my doctor, but it's going to take a few weeks. >>12186165
its dried cum from giving me that foot job
thank u btw
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Anonymous is a reporter from /s4s/