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Hi, Do you like coffee?

By K13 | Updated 05/30/25(Fri)08:12:15

Hi, Do you like coffee?

Hi, Do you like coffee?

>>12290132
I'm allergic to coffee
its not for me just flip to the interface man >>12290132
it's really a poison but whatever many things are
*sips in the morning sun* >>12290144 (dubs)
that's not so poetic for a regular limo user
did you know that the high priest is not allowed to contact with dead bodies ? >> 12290145
it's sad
>> 12290135
If you didn't have an allergy, would you drink coffee? And what kind?
Yes, i am quite fond of coffee. >> 12290170
What kind of coffee do you like?
the one with echidna's juice oh you are just that. a trickster. you don't sleep too well >> 12290172
You should also try espresso with a drop of vinegar - it opens up a whole new philosophy.
Bitch i'm drinkin' it in a cool and cozy room nevertheless. we're all sitting at a conceptual modern table here >>12290177
yes
>>12290189 looooollllllllll :P I've seen you around for a long-long time
>>12290489
>>12290469
>>12291171
shut up faggot nobody likes you
>>12291172
nobody likes you you faggot? true lmao I'm raping your braindead nigger mothers anus right now after I'm done annihilating your subhuman underage sister's anus LOL your sisters anus is bleeding from my massive cock and I'm wiping my ass with your nigger dad's scalp LOL keep malding nigger faggot xD

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12291172
wooh! gotem!
>>12290132
why yes, my dear squire, as a matter of fact I DO *sits down at a modernly fashioned coffee table*
*sits down at the the coffee table interface*

Your fortune: Bad Luck
hmmmm

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
daily medical news on coffee consumption this just in

Your fortune: Godly Luck
I like coffee that's a horrible thing to say

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12290132
I think people who drink coffee are weak minded SHEEPLE who only do it because it's a big TREND. Not because it tastes good. Prove me wrong.
>>12292531
nothing beats a cup of Maxwell house and a cigarette in the morning. If you're getting matcha at Starbucks then ur just a girl or sissy and that's ok

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12292540
I just raped your underage sister and slapped your faggot cuck of a dad with my giant cock lmao xD

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12292540
>nothing beats a cup of Maxwell house and a cigarette in the morning
>>12292544
I was going to call you a faggot then I realized it's literally pointless to engage any namefag because they're all weird autists lol

I'll still talk to taco kid tho

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>>12292559
ur a faggot? true lmao I'm raping your braindead nigger mothers anus right now after I'm done annihilating your subhuman underage sister's anus LOL your sisters anus is bleeding from my massive cock and I'm wiping my ass with your nigger dad's scalp LOL keep malding nigger faggot xD

Your fortune: Godly Luck
oh the coffee peoplel! share your wisdom with me:):)

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
let's think about the modern implications of coffee here >>12292514
i don’t like coffee... i LOVE it!
I like coffee, but i wait some time to drink it otherwise my mouth burns I love coffee so so much >>12292956
Then... Your GAY!!!
>>12292967
My gay what?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12292969
What is a gay what?
>>12292981
You're mom is
>>12292986
Who is mom is?
>>12292996
Exactly.
>>12292999 yeah my dearest coffee individuals. this is the coffee bean conversation we're going with >///< why, I don't just like coffee my friend! I ADORE discussing the coffee savoring loveliness with all of you! >>12293338
faggot
>>12293340
ur a faggot? true lmao I'm raping your braindead nigger mothers anus right now after I'm done annihilating your subhuman underage sister's anus LOL your sisters anus is bleeding from my massive cock and I'm wiping my ass with your nigger dad's scalp LOL keep malding nigger faggot xD
OH COFFEE WHAT SECRETS YOU HOLDETH?? >>12293449
faggot
>>12293466
ur a faggot? true lmao I'm raping your braindead nigger mothers anus right now after I'm done annihilating your subhuman underage sister's anus LOL your sisters anus is bleeding from my massive cock and I'm wiping my ass with your nigger dad's scalp LOL keep malding nigger faggot xD
oh my dearest dearest coffee enthusiasts the best coffee around coughy ohhhh >>12293931
>15
Im gonna peg you and smush your brain
>>12294234
I just pegged you and smushed your nigger brain lol
yes, I do. have you got any other questions for me okay I don't mind hoping you at all okay coffee people this is us cawfee

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12292531
>Prove me wrong.
No one could.
>>12295892
WE GET SOME RULES TO FOLLOW
THAT AND THIS! THESE AND THOSE
>>12295892
>>12295884
>>12292999
trips check!
coffee village oh my dear coffee enthusiasts :') >>12296022
Page 10, unchecked dubs
in hinamizawa you feel me?
>>12298325
a rena by my side :D >>12299332
Hello, yes I do.
thinking about thos coffee
>>12299406
heheheheheheh.....

oh WOW
mornin' >>12290132
Nah, not for me, don’t like the taste of it
>>12290132
COFFEE makes me tremble..
>>12290144
what interface????????

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12300171
hey man it's not a big deal really but you should always, like, consult with me before posting in this thread okay? do that in the future alright
>>12300188
why, the coffee interface of course!
>>12300565
I think you're cute, we should drink coffee together hehe and maybe interface with ourselves

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12300573
both this konater image you've posted and that earlier touhou pic indeed make me wanna buy you a coffee anon-chan~~ who knows what that will lead to :s

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12300590
aww, you're so cute and nice :3 I wanna cuddle with you and hug you. a lot now

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12300595
much obliged, my liege =^-^= though truth be told I can't quite reach that pedestal of cuteness I'm afraid, seeing how it presently belongs to you my dear cutie pie ;)

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12300603
Boop

Your fortune: Godly Luck
freds >>12290132
yes. coffee is top tier. MATTERFACT caffeine in general is fucking goated
>>12290132
it's alright I guess
interface people it's okay

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12301435
friggin'---- LOLLLL HAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHH
>>12300634
oh yeah? is caffeine what made you swear so much?
hmmm

Your fortune: Godly Luck
i don't trust the interface
i don't trust the interface
i don't trust the interface
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
digging the post above me

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
HWHAT DO I SAY TO YOU?

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
i dare you to use the demonic entities to force some honesty out of some people >>12290132
Sounds like a question my melody should be askig
>>12302622
My melo is a tea girl -_-
>>12302620
*breaths in* DID YOU HAVE SOME OF THOSE MOCHIS? DID YOU EAT THE MOCHIS? DID YOU EAT THEM? DID YOU EAT ALL OF IT? ARE THERE ANY MOCHIS LEFT OR DID YOU EAT ALL OF THEM? DOD YOU EATED ALL THE MOCHIS? DID YOU EATED ALL OF THEM? DID YOU EAT ALL THE MOCHI OR NOT I MEAN ITS A SIMPLE QUESTION

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12302629
U can just put coffee into the tea cup it's not like she never drinks coffee
>>12302634
i dont """""eat""""" the way you """""eat"""""
>>12302637
Shes a nice and sweet little girl rabbit, coffee would be far too much for her and she only ever has tea -__-
>>12302649
Well then why does she have her own secret starbucks menu item
>>12302649 >>12302672
Thats for the creepy adults who like her.
*grabs melody from behind* >>12302679
Ok so what am I supposed to post? "Is tea good for you"??
>>12302685
Yes that would be great for an OP with my melody. Go for it
sure thing melody I'm grabbing you

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
a friendly car one that talks

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12302634
ok now all die what the fuck is this
>>12302700
I'm actually allergic to coffee, it's not really a drug i feel but i do enjoy the way it tastes.
loving the coffee bit so far

Your fortune: Good Luck
okay coffee bit people let's talk

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
sure

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12303245
Cool, im allergic to bull shit *starts sneezing and cougheing because of your post*
thinking about thos coffeing

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
sure

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
me? well..

Your fortune: Good Luck
okay sure

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
coffee? well yes >>12290132
Yes, coffee is enjoyable and it's one of my FAVORITE things ever but I've been cutting back on it because if I drink it too late into the day I don't sleep and I enjoy sleep as much as I do coffee

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12290132
yes!
>>12304153
>sleep
lol i’m about to do this

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12290132
What is this?
I just woke up, and I don't really feel like answering questions
>>12290132
not really.
>>12304153
are you my sleepy baby
>>12304081
your my sleepyhead baby
>>12290132
Depends on how it's made
>>12290132
nah
>>12305281
no I am the real one who will receive a visit later on and probably be very sleepy
ahhhhhh Coffee is best when made in small batches (such as with a french press for example), medium to dark roast, and with quite literally just a singular teaspoon of sugar, and a singular tablespoon of half&half. Then, based on personal preference for flavor of your choice, add a singular shot of that as well. For me it's hazelnut. >>12306799
two same numbers!


Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
sleepyu >>12304155
>>12304655
Matching dubs of mixed opinion…

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12307183
yeah lol
oh yeah that's jest it

Your fortune: Outlook good
crackin the coffee code

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12308106
crude humermm....
>>12308111
WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12308126
! gasp
>>12308127
--spins and twirls--
HEY ALEX, HEY @///@

Your fortune: Outlook good
good theeves? of coffee???????? :v

Your fortune: Outlook good
yeah don't worry dear brothers it's alright >>12307386
>>12308038
>>12308126
>>12308129
>>12308429
outlook good

Your fortune: Outlook good
the coffee outlook is looking real good today??

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12290132
Not really, I only ever drink cold water

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12309366
WHERE AN AUSPICE TURNS AN OMEN BODES
>>12290132
I'M A FAN OF HIGH-OCTANE BEAN JUICE yes
>>12290132
I like but that morning of 9/11 when I woke up at noon in portugal it was happening and I didn't even remember coffee but the tear that drop from my left eye was never a issue until lately after 2021-2023 it's been leaking out of nowhere right now the tears don't stop falling and during various occasions and perhaps what would normal interactions (phone calls ,web browsing ,etc) the tears persists to fall out of the blue ...it was the start of something that it's going to be resolved and to my human perspective it's a sexual matter or love perhaps it would be more suitable ...take care
>>12310117
I am serious can't stop shedding tears from my left eye ...strange emotions
yummy coffee atrhet time it is the coffee beautiful __&&&&&
>>12310117
greetings saturday coffee

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
people who drink good coffee should have less bitching and moaning to complete in their day :)

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
more like saturYAY coffee

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12311885
lllooolllllllll :D
>>12311203
the coffee holds several secrets. my coffee holds several milks and sugars if you know what im saying hheh....., I'd love to see you continue that thought sweet cheeks ;);) >>12312603
um... *continues sipping coffee*
>>12312587
name at least 10
this coffee is pretty sweet... but not as sweet as YOU my dear fellow coffee enjoyer on this lovely saturyay

Your fortune: Bad Luck
for no amount of milk and sugar could ever compare to the sweetness contained within a single smile from you looks like I won't be obliged to name those ten secrets after all :] >>12290132
Mmm, yes.
the coffee code

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
such is the lustrous joy flowing through the coffee vigour. is it brewed coffee? is it instant coffee latte on a peaceful, serene Saturday such as today? no one knows. God bless you
>>12312613
>>12312618
>>12312627
on saturdays like this… you should be drinking coffee!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12312627
you think you have cracked it lmfoa
>>12312866
who knows
>>12312859
ah!.. I usedto..... I used to think that @@@@ such a great image was impossible to maek 3_3 but then I you posted it and this image im going to print iout it out and pin it up on my bedroom wall this tapestry of kirby coffee on a merry Saturday I love [s4s] so much I love all of you I love
>>12312880
do it and post a pic!
>>12312894
mkay juss give me a couple minutes
>>12312900
*waits patiently*

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