Guys... I think I'm starting to prefer sausage over bacon for breakfast.
By Anonymous | Updated 06/08/25(Sun)23:58:35
Guys... I think I'm starting to prefer sausage over bacon for breakfast.
rope, now. >>12316675
Oh no, he might have the BORKED BRAIN!!! BETTER OVERREACT!
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12316675
you're finally growing up, my guy
>>12316677
dubs of rude >>12316675
>DUDE BACON IS SO AWESOME AND SO HECKIN MASCULINE AM I RITE FELLOW REDDITORS? I JUST LOVE TO EAT BACON WHILE I TRIM MY MUSTACHE, SLAM DOWN A FEW IPAs FROM MY LOCAL MICROBREW AND WATCH THE LATEST RICK AND MORTY!!!! FLIP YEAH!!!!!!!!! >>12316715
What's wrong with talking about bacon
Are you really going to frame bacon as "soy", are you kidding. Of course regular people who aren't jaded misfits like to talk about their favorite foods. >>12316716
Sausage is clearly superior and bacon has been a reddit meme for the low-T soy crowd who love to LARP about being ultra masculine >>12316719
I think you're hallucinating the masculinity angle. They just like bacon because it's salty. And they like narwals because they were in a flash cartoon. poached egg and sausie thats a good brekker >>12316731
no you don't understand, anything reddit likes must be bad! how else am I going to shape my opinions if not by being a contrarian?? I don’t think people know how to cook bacon and quality sausage isn’t as common as you’d think >>12316719
>Sausage is clearly superior
Oh because it's the shape of a dick and you're a big man who eats dicks >>12316716
>BACON PANCAKES MAKING BACON PANCAKES MAKE SOME BACON AND I PUT IT IN THE PANCAKES BACON PANCAKES THATS WHAT ITS GONNA MAKE BACON PANCAAAAAAAAAKES >>12316675
Sausage has always been superior T. I’ve never had candied bacon >>12316715
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/qa/ lost thoughbeit
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