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shimmy shimmy coco pop.

By milk | Updated 06/30/25(Mon)20:08:08

shimmy shimmy coco pop.

shimmy shimmy coco pop.
shimmy shimmy pop.

Your fortune: Bad Luck

I'm stroking my cock.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12369949
that is scary
>>12369950
don't tempt the one-eyed snake lest he spits his venom at you

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12369963
tbats even more scary
>>12369966
Want to become my snake charmer? If you play on my flute he'll rise up and do a dance for you. He might even slither into your basket if you play kindly.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12369973
THBATS EVEN MORE MORE SCARY
>>12369978
milk lemme ride on you while u pur like osaka
>>12369982
no cuz that’s scary.
>>12369978
if i rub your chest like a genie lamp my wishes will come

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12369982
>>12369973
>>12369963
>>12369949
milk is underage, just so you know.
>>12369989
waow if this were true the palm tree men surely would do something about it
>>12369984
come on, u never let me advance upon you. it's not scary it's comfy

>>12369989
this dolt -_- ur underage
>>12369993
Cude doge
>>12369987
>>12369994
makbe me a grilled cheese
>>12369995
awwwwwwwwwwwwww u almost got quuuuuaaaaaaaaaads, so sadddd 2 baddddddddddd
bye now, dumbass thread-interjector
>>12369995
how it feels to not be a namefig
>>12369998
I'll make you like a grilled cheese. Sweltering hot, and gooey on the inside.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12369989
Every new namefig is underage
>>12370003
no i WANT A grilled cheese
>>12370000
Quads
>>12370000
i love you and your quads anone
moloko get your pasty greasy, mouthbreathing ass outta here. we were all hittin on milk and ur beta ass had to show up and white knight for her
gay ass nigga probably hung out with girls in school because they were more "relatable"
none of them dated you either they just thought u were cute like a housepet
>>12369989
>>12370004
zero proof lel

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12370012
stope notthat ugly pocture .
>>12370012
she looks probably 23? am i rite, milk? dont say 40 year old man
>>12370007
you'll need the kcals to perform but i don't mind if you pass out midway

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12370016
no i’m 40 year old man
>>12370012
jfc, you have to be a real idiot to share selfies with the degenerates on here.
>>12370020
I'll make you exhausted like a 40 year old salary man returning from his 18 hour shift in 20 minutes
>>12370020
underage bullshit
>>12370026
i usually don't reply on these threads but i need to say my dream is to be a salary man they're so fucking cool with their bags and their suits and their alcohol bottles
>>12370078
whats stopping you?

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12370103
i need to travel to tokyo first i think

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