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By furfagmaster | Updated 08/05/25(Tue)18:21:19

they're here

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with my life arc

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>12454921
damn you bought both enjoy
This is the first day in I think years I didn't drink out of curiosity to how my body will react. If I die in my sleep I'll update you

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12454924
>>12454925
I really wanted the acrylic figures the most. I don't even want to open the boxes tbh.

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
i have entered the i know what i'm doing with my life and its fucking retarded but i don't have a lot of good alternatives so who can blame me phase >>12454921
tyhat arc never 'started' and never ended thats just your fuckin life since always
The fox one was alright. Sensation isn't anything to write home about (spiraling nubs that feel a bit hard and rubbery on your prick). The furry cover is nice tho and adds a nice plush and soft feeling on your hands when stroking your pebis xD

Would only buy for the acrylic figure again tbh

Your fortune: Bad Luck
when was the last time u ate goyslop , and what was it ????

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12454943
>I dont know what the fuck Im doing with my life arc
Nobody does.
>>12455267
yesterday mcdouble and medium ice coffee
>>12455267
Sunday, ice-cream. I forget what the flavor of. It was whatever the flavor of the day was, something something chocolate with chocolate bits inside. Think it was some Italian pastry or something
>>12455267
I got McDs.
Their double bacon quarter pounder. with a Large fry, and a Large Coke that I pour a lot of whiskey into.
The burger was inferior to Burger King's, but it deffo was cheaper.
>>12454927
>>12455024
Well, shit. Looks like you're going to have to buy two more and keep them in mint condition.

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12454921
why were you born
>>12455267
>>12455322
And that was yesterday that I had it.
I eat fast food all the time.
>>12455311
dubs

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12456117
I should've bought something more proven lole
>>12455322
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12456119
If you go with your instincts, you might as well take it
>>12454921
what do i do now
>>12457377
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12457053
>A dark handsome stranger
Well shiet
>>12458391
who are you quoting

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12458380
damn thats deep 8(
your fortune is inside your message the first was just a filler question
>i dont know what the fuck im doing with my life arc
that sucks to have to admit out loud
but i would say things tend to work out better when you dont actively seek out happiness and
>>12459198
thank you for your insight robo-kun

Your fortune: Average Luck
The tiger one is marginally better imo. It has a nice suction-y effect on your pen0r but overall it's not like it's a mindblowing sensation or anything. My advice is to stick to tried and true onas.

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12457511
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12454925
holy shit you're more a drunkard than I.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12455317
Homemade Ice Cream =/= Goyslop
>>12460266
dubs

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12460490
also my fortune has been reading true so far
thanks again for taking the time to read it
>>12460266
That's good advice, although I personally have no experience with it myself
What would you rather have?
*I will play my hand and keep it close to my body, in case they become suspicious of my actions*

>Would you rather have to go to school?
>Would you rather

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