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There's nothing I want more than to fart with someone I love, like I can't even explain how much I want it and sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy if I don't fart with someone. Like think about it, the ass is the most intimate place a person has and you're literally in someone's face while you're farting, like as close as you can. Imagine, sitting on someone's face, as close as you can to then, your anus their face and you just fart for hours on end. Oh my God, I can't even breathe when I think about it, it literally makes my mouth water. I wanna feel the inside of your ass until my brain remembers it better than my own. I wanna taste your farts, no, actually I wanna drink your farts until you're completely dehydrated. I'm not an emotional/traditional fag, I'm a fart fag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

By Catfish | Updated 08/09/25(Sat)15:10:43

There's nothing I want more than to fart with someone I love, like I can't even explain how much I want it and sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy if I don't fart with someone. Like think about it, the ass is the most intimate place a person has and you're literally in someone's face while you're farting, like as close as you can. Imagine, sitting on someone's face, as close as you can to then, your anus their face and you just fart for hours on end. Oh my God, I can't even breathe when I think about it, it literally makes my mouth water. I wanna feel the inside of your ass until my brain remembers it better than my own. I wanna taste your farts, no, actually I wanna drink your farts until you're completely dehydrated. I'm not an emotional/traditional fag, I'm a fart fag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

There's nothing I want more than to fart with someone I love, like I can't even explain how much I want it and sometimes I feel like I'm gonna go crazy if I don't fart with someone. Like think about it, the ass is the most intimate place a person has and you're literally in someone's face while you're farting, like as close as you can. Imagine, sitting on someone's face, as close as you can to then, your anus their face and you just fart for hours on end. Oh my God, I can't even breathe when I think about it, it literally makes my mouth water. I wanna feel the inside of your ass until my brain remembers it better than my own. I wanna taste your farts, no, actually I wanna drink your farts until you're completely dehydrated. I'm not an emotional/traditional fag, I'm a fart fag aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I literally cannot understand why someone would pick drugs or any other distraction/addiction/fetish over farts. It's literally the best way to show your love to someone.
If I could fart with someone right now, I could die on the spot.

>>12462812
psychopath stare
>>12462874
For the longest time I've refused to believe I may be mentally ill but theres a lot about me that makes it seem so.

I mean, I know I'm crazy but;; who knows what else?

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12462812
Tiny shoulders. Are you a tranny?
>>12462812
If thats cat fish take a better picture and have a cuban cigar in your mouth, a cowboy hat, and a sleeveless shirt with a American eagle on it
https://voca.ro/1nTqc8K8QAHa

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12463024
cigars? how about fucking $12.50 for a pack of cigarettes what kinda zogcapitalist shit is this

Your fortune: Bad Luck
You can almost smell the shit in this picture lol

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12463036
Average English "men" so what?
The funniest part about this freak is I truly believe he thinks I'm some like threat to his queer masculinity and taking sissies from him but I don't use discord nor want internet relationships so either he's just obsessed with me or demented.

So fucking gross seeing a fag top act like a girl ugh

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12463051
Post more selfies catfish
>>12463075
oki but only cuz papa Nurgle said I can drinktonight
when u fart

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12462812
just stop talking like a faggot if you want friends kek
>>12463025
who are you quoting?
>>12462812
here's your new boyfriend, troons

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12462812
the face of a man who could destroy the earth without lifting a finger
>>12462812
the face of the man that ravaged cts' boipussy and made him suicide after
>>12463129
>>12463768
>>12463824
>>12463825
Fuck off already you fat fuck pig face
>>12463937
seethe

>>12463937
you stinky nigger
You sad toxic and fucked up stinky shitskin! Grooow UUUP! You want to scream for mom?? BUT RETARD!!! I HAVE TOOD YOU MANY TIMES THAT YOUR MOM IS DEAD BECAUSE OF YOOOU XDXDXD DAMN cuntheads like you NEVER learn! NEVER! You absolutely stinky and smelly devolved pretarded autistic little crying raging freak! By all means, keep sperging and throw tantrums. It shows how you truly are and your personality is toxic. Even more toxic than actual poison and i hope you die a slow, painful, sad death! I hope that nobody will remember you as the fucking cunt you are! There is time to grow up and get a grip on your RUINED life you sad lonely poor broke whore! Nobody pays you well and that is why you are such a Karen??? What am i asking!? OF COURSE THAT is why you are such a Karen! Seek help! I bet that NO hospital, no matter how professional they are they just can't cure you illness! So i suggest that you literally and actually just kill yourself because you have NO use or POINT for you to walk on this Earth as you are that mentally unstable and mentally fucked! I hope you realise how childish you are you fucking cunthead!!!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12464249
You are the problem you are trash you are the worst thing that happened in this earth and I hope that every bit of your disgusting mongoloid subhuman dna will be erased from this world forever.
>>12464249
>you are that mentally unstable and mentally fucked! I hope you realise how childish you are you fucking cunthead!!!

hypocrite
>>12464010
if you arent ready to do that, maybe youre not ready for a relationship

>>12464603
I really hope you die in a damn big fore and that nobody hear your scream and that nobody is there to help you! Just burn to ash and everyone that bullied and bullies you will be SOOOO fukcing HAPPY! We will celebrate and dance on your ash and throw it in a fire and laugh and have a great time! You are such a worthless waste of sperm like your mom and dad! All in your familyline will die and no one will remember you you pathetic cunttard! I want to beat you with my own powerful fists and look at you, suffering in front of me and you just scream and cry in pain as i hit your eyes out of your cracking skull and your blind head will just scream and cry as the blood flows out from your empty eyeholes! I will fucking kick you so hard that you most likely will day at once! Or maybe i do it hard enough to let you live and torture you more afterwards! I just don't get what went fucking WRONG during your devolved and freaky mom's pregnancy!!!! You damn FASD, autistic, brainrotten aspergers kid! You have nothing to do unless you change and THAT will never happen because people like you are hopeless waste of sperm! You fucking PATHETIC, STUPID, LOWLIFE SHITSTAIN OF A SMELLY SHITSKIN! Seek help and grow up you sad sack of fat and smelly stink! Stinky ugly 400 kg sack of shit! I hope you one day will grow up buuut that will never happen because you are you, and you are hopeless and impossible to deal with. So take these necessary messages and see how triggered you are XDXDXD and fucking Kill yourself XDXDXD

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12464935
>tl:dr
still hypocrite

go fuck yourself fucking fat retard

>>12464964
you filthy nigger YOu can't type properly because you are throwing the biggest tantrums and you are nothing than a obnoxious, retarded, mentally challenged, depressed, fucked up idiot! I know you are just trolling and dramabaiting but damn! YOU are just hurting YOURSELF XD and for what! Because your parents made your shitty life shittier than your mentality could handle!?? LMFAOOO that's pathetic as FUCKING fuck! If your life is this miserable, then why don't you just fucking kill yourself?? Huh? You are so depressed and lonely and you are just typing gibberish... you need some serious help to cure your damn illness you sick sad pretarded fuck! Just, you absolutely got massraped and massfucked when you was 8 years old because you was the BIGGEST loser at school and you still are a turboloser! XDXDXDXDXD just get back to work at that stripclub where all the men cut you and rapes you. That's what you are best at, being a item for entertainment and fun! And bitchy karen, i would LOVE to cut you and beat you until you spit blood! It would be so fun to fucking drag you across the road as i have tied you to some chain and drives in 180 on a long road and listen to you scream as your body gets scrubbed on the asphalt and you keep screaming in fucking pain! And i will drag you across the road for 5 entire minutes and after that i will break your arms and legs, bend them to look like a sled, and use you as a fucking snowboard and just see that your face is completely destroyed, your eyes are red, you have only 2 teeth left, and your nose is fucking scrubbed away to the bone! And i will fucking put sand in your mout and if you don't swallow it, i will fucking jump on your stomach and use your as a fat bouncy trampoline! You are a sad, lowlife, childish, mentally and physically devolved little freak of your freakmom and nobody would mind to see you getting tortured by me! And i really wish i could! But maybe i can! One BEAUTIFUL day! I will fucking torture you!

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12462812
Are you only looking for love if the fart is nice?
>>12462812
tldr + got hard half a sentence in
>>12462812
>like i cant even explain how much i want it and sometimes i feel like im gonna go crazy if i dont fart with someone
imagine the amount of stercobilin you could put in someone.
>>12465064
thats a little weird
>>12465064
>help me im projecting hard with copey paste rage boner bait
I'm a fag myself >>12465982
i feel like thats the most disgusting thing to me, so that's why i never want to do it
gooning >>12466426
Sex
>>12465982
wanna know how i know you don't have a significant other? because the second you do, you'll instantly start to crave and desire something you don't currently have
goon

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