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I'm here to eat ass and chew bubblegum

By Catfish | Updated 08/13/25(Wed)07:29:22

I'm here to eat ass and chew bubblegum



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i've been to lake george it's kinda shit compared to the beach Bump >>12469209
new york?
>>12469893
When I get bored I come up with video game difficulties in my head how about this:

Hardcore.
(Permadeath, all elite mobs have randomized prefix and affixes on top of base abilities. Mob respawn rates increased(to prevent cheese and stalling). AoE silence, disable, slows disables. Hard CC break randomizer increased. More aggressive A.I. Spell caster mobs CC at an intermediate rate; priest casters dispel shields/hits

This is a wip tho

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>>12469909
i mean it's called lake George clearly it's in England

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Fuck yeah, a Catfish thread

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>>12469181
The man that could destroy the WORLD without lifting a finger!
>>12469913
Scrap permadeath actually that's shit because the difficulty of the game would be int intrinsic to the mechanics. I only realized after playing EverQuest 1999 that random charm and CC breaks, critical fails and that RNG are what makes the game feel alive and challenging. If you know a polymorph lasts a full minute then fuck it. But if it can break anywhere between 5 and 60 seconds...? ohh yeaaa

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>>12469181
Sorry if this sounds gay but i kinda want to date you
>>12469918
>>12469924
>>12469957
shits boring

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>>12469181 >>12469970
arbys roast beef n cheese ad is just a pic of ur mom's snatch you fucker

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