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OFFICIAL WEDDING THREAD

By Anonymous | Updated 09/10/25(Wed)20:42:55

OFFICIAL WEDDING THREAD

guests may start arriving now

how exciting food is being prepared I OBJECT!!)!

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12518635
so uhm.. where is the bride?
trying to sober up the priest

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12518646
the bride comes later idiot
now we are making the food
i arrive worried that im late but reliefed when noticing the fud is still being cooked, when i hear ikaposer and OP conversation and see OP being rud, i tell him to be nice and to focus in the fud cuz he has been cooking for one hour and is till not done, i also wonder why the groom is almost naked nice and froge working together

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
me and my plus one are here COOK THE DAMN FOOD ALREADY IM HUNGRY >>12518714
we have a team of the finest chefs working around the clock
hello everyone, good to see you all

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
the priest has yet to arrive >>12518703
Shhhh, I think that's the father of the groom and he's naked because of frog traditions. Don't say anything they get weird when non-frogs talk about it.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
ohh uhh.. hi i fell asleep.. is the bride already here? >>12518851
You will be the bride >:3c

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12518852
EH!?
I took the most insane coffee shit >>12518635
Oh em cheeze!! I sooos happys for you anon!!
dont you think you should cook the food... you know.. BEFORE THE WEDDING? Is it an open bar? Froge love, how interesting HAS ANYONE SEEN THE BRIDE??? >>12518640
Lazy immigrant the guests are already here and starving to death
While you are waiting for food here are some crayons please enjoy what are we eating? >>12519398
partake on the romulan ale, eh?
smoke weed instead
*computer make some skunk weed*
>>12519686
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s8I_ljSV1WQ?feature=share
Venice is in the thread venicely giving you a wedding gift there has been some concerns that the food is late
i can assue you everything is fine and the fire is fully under control
its been several hours, bride is probably getting fucked, people are hungry and the groom is still naked... >>12518635
Just come here for da cake
>>12520229
here you go
CHEERS! >>12520235
EH!? THE OLDFAG HIMSELF? didnt expect ya to see ya here, how are you man, long time no see
>>12520236
why wouldnt i be here for this great occasion lol.
anyway bad. this was one of the worst summers, i hate being fat and i completely lost my will to live, the only thing that keeps me moving on is drinking
>>12520247
aw man its a shame, kinda funny that the thing that is keeping you alive is the thing youve been trying to quit, hopefully everything goes well for you my friend, i believe in you, good luck
I just want to say thanks for booking me for your last marriage. Be sure to book me for your next wedding too! >>12520233[dubs]

Aw, Gut boy
what happened to the cake? >>12520377
what do you mean fren
thr cake is fine
everything is fine
Can frogs even get married? >>12520789
no
just a little bit longer >>12520832
by the trident of poseidon lest us make frogs potion
When's this shit starting >>12521453
please be patient
>>12521489
I like your moomin mug fren very swaggy (cool) (switched on)
the bride left froggy at the altar >>12522767
FROG NO
luckily it is not the groom that was assassinated but it does appear that the chef has been hit
>>12522768
:<
rip chef
>>12522777
Trips
>>12522958
this is a disaster
>>12518635
This is the thread that saved s4s
>>12522767
>>12522773
>>12522777
>>12522958
>>12522980
No one can leave until everyone has been questioned and the culprit has been found.
>>12518635
i sure hope i’m not too late for the wddimg, less the twelve gun salute is missing one.
>>12522958
>>12522767
Frogposter... why did u have to be this dum :'^(
>>12520377
wedding digits
>>12522767
but why
>>12522994
this is nice board

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12524226
so you do care...
the wedding is back on >>12524691
what a twist!
everything is happening but the wedding >>12519684 so how long until it actually starts >>12525577 (Dubs)
https://youtu.be/6i_7KSBvzHU
I just got here and I have a piece of the cake, anyone want some? My compliments to the chef >>12525575
very good dear

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12525695 I'M HERE

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
wedding might be off because i believe president spikeman outlawed this type of union >>12510256 >>12526049
uhh umm.. *fucks*
>>12526155
not agen D:<

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
better play some black eyed peas I SAID PLAY SOME FUCKING BLACK EYED PEAS lets get it started ha! thanks Pepe, I appreciate it, but I just can’t, sorry, goodbye >>12526850
frog tease
just waiting on the priest >>12527070
>>12526850
IT'S THE BRIDE!!!!!!!!!! Oh my she is ravishing!
>>12527070
Please say the happy words.
>>12527070
7070 repeating digit, the bride looks beautiful
>CAPTCHA: 0WJ0Y
love a shotgun wedding >>12527070
HOLY FUG FINALLY!!!
>>12527070
what a wonderful pair of dubs and couple, hope they last
>>12527070
As long as you're happy, bro.
utterly speechless uwu >>12522767
How did it come to this...?
>>12527642
just say i do and everybody gets to dance and eat cake and go home happy
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IKqV7DB8Iwg where is the priest? >>12528209
4days
I have some lucky Doritos waiting for me. Anyone want some? Bumping lole

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12528258
dorito gibe

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12528802
>>12528797
Lesbians

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12518652
kosher food pls
>>12528962 Okay, I just called the priest and did the biggest favor for everyone. Can the wedding start now? >>12529796
why is the bride in the place of the priest?
>>12529807

Because that's how it was in the original image, I don't know about editing, so I put it there. Who cares? Let the wedding begin!
anyway.... they look so happy... :'^)
what a nice wedding
>>12529978
I swear I hate instagram
>>12530078
;P
holly molly i caught the best man and the maid of honor making out in the broom closet

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