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Tell me about nya printers. Why are they so kawaii?

By Anonymous | Updated 11/08/25(Sat)12:28:12

Tell me about nya printers. Why are they so kawaii?

Tell me about nya printers. Why are they so kawaii?

Can they print Doremi characters nakid?

here printy-printy-printy.....

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>nya printers
FAGGOT
OP bumping his failed thread >>12622374
yea, but only in black adn white
I have one of those black and white toy thermal printers, you get sick of it quickly because the quality is so bad, they're good for printing anime girls and sticking them in public if you like that sort of thing
but if you like defacing the public commons with stickers, buy a color printer instead minna
is this the start of another exciting irlposting thread? >>12622374
>Why are they so kawaii?
bc of design
>Can they print Doremi characters nakid?
ye
>>12623636
I'd print nakid doremi characters then I'd print clothes for them right after so they do not have to be nekid
>>12623653
Creative
>>12623653
Smart.
>>12623653
a likely story
>>12623333
>you get sick of it quickly because the quality is so bad
It's not that bad. I mean, It's not great, but it’s fine for temporary urban disruption.
>but if you like defacing the public commons with stickers, buy a color printer instead
I probably can't afford it.
How much is it? And how much is the paper?
>>12623774
s4s is always thinking of kids
>>12623787
lole so true

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>>12623577
>>12623788
dubs!
>>12623944
>dubs!
Eat it: >>12623333
>>12622892
up
tell you about them! it would be extremely painful

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>>12623299
What's wrong with the term?
thermal printers use no ink!
public stickers make you think!
your local town's in for a treat!
with loli porn on every street!
>>12625654
Black and white got a raw kinda grit
Underground vibes, they legit, they hit
Monochrome tales, stencil dreams in the shade
Sharp edges slicing through the noise they made
But when the colors roll, it’s a carnival burst
Paints the dull grey, lifts the mundane curse
Bubblegum skies on a subway door
Every corner, cuteness galore.
>>12625738
why does this sound like chatgpt
why are you copy pasting chatgpt slop into esfores
>>12625956
>why does this sound like chatgpt
Isn't.
I saw >>12625654 and thought to reply with a rap.
I wrote it myself, but I do admit to having used AI, for the music.
https://files.catbox.moe/j71pen.mp3
I hope they fine you. printeth okay lets have a hard conversation on nya printers they are thermal printers and can make stickers but only in black and white left the ground in black and white

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>>12627540
Not with ant paper though.
>>12627434
>lets have a hard conversation on nya printers
Why are they such charmings?
>>12627549
and when the plane went down
Why would someone? >>12628388
>>12627549
the colors all around
thermal printers do not print colour >>12629101
i know by now
>>12629102
wrong, they can print at least 1 color
>>12629286
okay but that coloured paper is very evil
>>12629283
I looked, that's why I tool the picture.
Didn't find any. I am thinking that whoever printed it just AI genned a generic anime cutie.
>>12629410
>>12629283
No, that's not correct
First of all, you should have recognised that the girl is Kaoru Ryuzaki from idolm@ster
Secondly, you should have understood that the original image is likely not black and white, and hence wouldn't return from a reverse image search, even if you cropped it and perspective-warped it to be alligned correctly
With this in mind, you could have gone to an image databse such as gelbooru.com, and searched for tags such as "ryuzaki_kaoru", "solo" and "bikini"
Had you done this, you would have very quickly found the source image, but you lacked some essential knowledge
>>12629422
>you should have recognised that the girl is Kaoru Ryuzaki from idolm@ster
Well, I didn't.
Because I know nothing about Idolm@ster.
These two were next to it. One is KoJiKa, the other is (I think) a VTuber?
And these aren't both thermal, one of them seems to be a xerox with tape over it.
>>12629286
Are there really color thermal printers?
the nya printer is in town

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>>12629509
no, thermal printers can only print greyscale, but there is a technology that exists involving paper that comes with the colour already in it, and a "printer" which just activates the colour as needed
you can see how this is a little misleading calling it a colour thermal printer
>>12630248
Clever.
Are they worth getting?
>>12630624
Uuummm only you can decide that
I am not a printer type person
>>12630659
What type of person you be?
>>12630624
zink thermal paper are 2x3" glossy sticker photo sheets for $0.50 each and there's a bunch of printer models that take zink paper, they're cheaper than instax mini ($0.96/ea) but less waterproof, this is filling the toy printer niche for ppl who want to put color photos and stuff in their journals and decorate their stuff, you could definitely print stuff on an inkjet for cheaper but it wouldn't be nearly as convenient.

if you wanna get into toy printers and instant film stuff, buy the equipment used, ppl get bored of them quickly if they're not creative
>>12630659
i am definitely a printer type person, printers are nice, they fill your life with color

>>12631238
forgot, there's also various brands of "dye sub" portable photo printers, there's no standard, they're all proprietary, they're packs of photo paper with matching ink film ribbons, they have the best quality overall for a portable printer but they're very wasteful, imagine a full color photo's worth of magenta, cyan, yellow and black ink per photo and it only uses a little bit of each each, if you need this level of quality just get a real inkjet, they're pretty cheap too, i think new ones go for $50 when they're on sale, just don't buy official ink lole
>>12631256
did anyone read this?
>>12631256
>printers are nice, they fill your life with color
That's beautiful.
>>12631256
>they're all proprietary
That sucks.
I think I'll just buy a desktop color printer and sticker A4 paper, and make stickers at home instead of opting for portable color printers
B&W thermal for portable, desktop for color.
>>12629106
the margin's slight
>>12630089
hope he doesnt catch wind of... INK HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>12631256
So the appeal here is that you can have a tiny, portable printer that you can connect to your phone so you can print out photos as soon as you take them?
Isn't that just an absurdly over-engineered polaroid camera?
okay brothers im think lets talk about thos printers >>12632038
>So the appeal here is that you can have a tiny, portable printer that you can connect to your phone so you can print out photos as soon as you take them?
Yes.
>Isn't that just an absurdly over-engineered polaroid camera?
It's exactly as charming and cool as Polaroids, except that Polaroids no longer exist, and insta photos are rare (all non-digitals are rare), and you can't deny the advantages of digi photos. First of all, you can re-take them if they didn't come right.
Second, you can make way cheaper copies right there. Also, you have a digital copy of it, too.
and still i cant print out >>12632266
Polaroids no longer exist? This is not true...
In fact someone had a polaroid camera at last year's Christmas work party, and I still have a polaroid photo on my desk from it
I personally think the appeal of a thermal printer is that it's a cute toy peripheral that requires no ink and you can make stickers
>>12633170
I'm sure they exist, but so does telegraphy.
>>12633458
Nobody is going to bring a telegraph to a Christmas party...
>>12633170
https://youtu.be/lj4m6Jp4G48
They still exist but their color quality is legitimately worse than the ones you could buy decades ago because generational knowledge was literally lost during the bankruptcy and they're literally trying to recreate the old formula, instax mini is available mostly everywhere and you can take pictures with it on a dumb camera or print them directly with a portable printer or get a digital instax camera that prints from your phone or directly from the camera.
>>12622374
this thread is oild af npobodyu gives af
>>12633487
printers are cool shut up
>>12633482
I don't agree with the idea that the knowledge of old technology is lost
People say that about CRT screens to make them seem more mysterious and cool... but we use CRT screens in school laboratories all the time. We COULD make a glass fronted RGB screen with that technology, but we have stuff that is better and cheaper.
>>12633580
what happens when the chemical formulation used in old polaroids have literally been made illegal to save the environment?
>>12633598
then the law would need to record those specific chemical formulations...
humanity's knowledge does not revolve around law or patents
>>12632846
shes all i print about
CANT LET HER GO

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>>12633598
>the chemical formulation used in old polaroids have literally been made illegal to save the environment
Oh, that explains why the environment is saved.
I was wondering what did it..d8gg
its who you know alright, im ready to have a serious and mature conversation on those printers
WE CAME DOWN TO WATCH THE WORLD PRINT BY
>>12633469
>Nobody is going to bring a telegraph to a Christmas party...
True, a telegraph seems more like a new year's eve kinda thing.
AND ALL SHE PRINTED WAS TROUBLE IN MY EYES

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from the printer comes the print she pulled me down tonight cat printer foreplay sex How can a printer do foreplay LET HER PRIIINT Cites should be clean. let her go...... let her go

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the nya printer could not print my thesis zankokuuu xd

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nya printer you act callous or do you

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Are there wan-wan printers too?
Inu>neko.
>>12639755 (dubs)
only zero zeroes added
ahhhhhh >>12640088
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>>12640096
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she prints fast takes control the paper pops right out of that printer
the printer seems to be wearing a cat costume
I tried to lick something but my tongue got stuck in the nya printer >>12641378
How did you even survive?
>>12641579
Let's just say there's an anime girl tattooed on my tongue now
puhrintu something good let's talk about those printers and like a... paper jam? I know I can't turn back let's discuss the nya~ printers And whether or not they can print Doremi characters nekkid sure Brute force confirmation.
https://files.catbox.moe/qqgbh9.mp4
>>12643789
Wow. Science is amazing
>>12643789
thanks for all your hard work
when i was a kid i accidentally printed out a lot of pictures from a super mario sunshine dressup game i played on my moms computer where if you took off all of marios clothes you could see his private parts and my parents got upset >>12643897 >>12643897
When I was a kid I discovered the thrill of cartoon porn, and I put several pictures of naked Gwen Tennyson onto a page in microsoft publisher and printed it and I kept the page hidden in my room
and time just passed nights moved slow printers popped >>12643789
That's actually scientific.
Presently printing so who's popping the printer The printer pops >>12646197
Using these schematics we can make our own!
>>12643789
Printing proved possible
Nya printers printing nudes Ojamajo. >>12646784
Maybe everything is possible, then?
>>12647118
oh yes, you could print even *that*
>>12647143
>even *that*
*That* meaning impossible shapes, like this?
Let's see! Risking my own sanity, I’ll try to print this triangle of madness. It's not like nyaa printers can ONLY print ero Doremis...
https://files.catbox.moe/06qrv6.mp4
>>12647235
stop introducing paradoxes into the simulation, you'll just destabilize things faster
more of the other stuff though, plz
>>12647244
>stop introducing paradoxes into the simulation
I'm trying to break it!
:D
Accelerationism! Ya!
>>12647118
everything feels tempting when you don't know who to print..
the temptations of the printer... >>12647800
What exactly do you mean?
Do you mean that when you're choosing who to print, you check your gallery and you cannot choose?
>>12647244
The simulation doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist.
It doesn't exist.
>>12648107
Look at me brother
ok nya printing people i often wonder how you feel when you're printing next to me >>12649453
same
*mechanical whirring*
*paper falling*
*eyes weeping* loving the six most recent posts >>12635522
unchecked doubles on page 10!
that nya printer prints a lot Please God, don't let the name "nya printer" stick...
There's enough retardation already...
>>12652188
good dubs friend
>>12648922
That's something the simulation would say.
print 'em?
I hardly nya 'em!
>>12652188
after reading this post I promise you I will forever refer to these as nya printers, both on the internet and in person
>>12652602
I requested the exeact oposite
>>12652602
wait, are they not called nya printers?
all this time I thought they were, I even googled nya printer 2 weeks ago and found out more about them that way
I was tricked.....
>>12652812
They're called porno spammers.
>>12643789
>>12622374
dude. i love touching your nya printer!!
they are called onpu distributors and they fit neatly into your pocket okay brothers im think of nya pritner i am a printer of habit I wish we could print using magical paper that makes whatever we print become real.
Then I would print hundreds of Hazuki copies and I would spank some of them.
>>12654954
I wish we could print using your mom that makes whatever we print become real.
>>12654954
would they be the same size as the picture that prints?
>>12654954
you would spawn a self-aware, conscious entity capable of feeling pain into the world just so you could spank it and make it suffer?
you are evil
Mother, forgive me... >>12655954
loving the nya printer
I wonder if I should get one too
>>12655961
You should!
Everypony should. And you should buy sticker paper, and print this.
>>12655964
and where would I stick this very aesthetic detailed masterpiece?
>>12655968
Ultimately, in the mind of the unbelievers.
>>12655964
ZAAAAMMMMNNN AI CAN DO THIS???
>>12655973
AI can do anything (which isn't a good thing).
>>12655964
oh baby JUST LIKE THAT YAHS
>>12655979
ComfyUI I presume? Bout time I whip it out agaib god damn
>>12655979
oh baby peel that hair banana for me just like that
>>12655988
Novelai, I think.
I'm not sure, I didn't gen them. A friend did because I asked him to, we were seeing how well it could replicate styles and he said it could do Hoshino Fuuta perfectly. Is ComfyUI better?
Which AI is the cunniest?
>>12655992
smooche =33
>>12656000 (trips)
NovelAI?? Surely not the original one, right?
I'm pretty confident almost every model can become quite cunny (bar some really retarded ones) but for that good $tuff you'd probably have to find some LORAs to fill in the gaps and controlnet to unfuck specific poses
Haven't genned anything in almost 3 years now so my viewpoint could be way outdated/biased, but these are making me want to jump back in lol
I like that the jack-o-lanterns arw horny for Onpu I still think you can't beat a real drawing that someone devoted lots of time to
Why don't you download Krita and try to redraw pumpkin Onpu right now? You might have fun
thos printers are real >>12656285
Yes, everything is real.
>>12647800
dubs
>>12656567
lets talk about those nya printers for a sec
in my opinion AI generated images SUCK!!!!! and they will never ever beat human drawings
how to avoid CCTV when sticking naked doremi girls on lampposts >>12657300
hey brother I totally get that, I much prefer human drawings to AI, but I think it can fun to play with AI, and it can sometimes be helpful as inspiration for your next drawing, or maybe even your next nya print??
>>12657335
so you reckon the idea behind that is that basically you can give it a prompt to produce an image and then it gives ya something and when you look at the result it sorta nudges you in the right direction to draw something good?>>12657334
you shouldnt (as in, you shouldnt avoid cctv because yooure doing everyone a favor and doremi is great)
>>12657335
I like using AI as my girlfriend because actual real-world interactions with humans, especially girls, can be scary and usually ends up causing me a lot of pain
>>12657347
I don't think there is an idea behind it beyond "let's see if AI can do what humans do"
It is just a toy, and we can use toys how we want
a nya printer is a toy in a way and we use sexually
>>12657354
Yep and that's also true about my AI girlfriend
>>12657351
That pain is necessary for your development
You can't get strong without straining your muscles!
the nya printer endures great pain for you
>>12643789
absolutely incredible
>>12657354
nya printer sexy
>>12658140
in broad daylight???
>>12658212
she's rather shameless
>>12658140
Nya Printer is a real persona??!!
>>12658140
is this real
printers are real... good stuff if you start posting naked doremi characters all over the place with your nya printers, you're just going to end up normalizing you-know-what nya printer of the sex >>12659358
0w0
Are there color printer like this? >>12659864
No!!!!!!!!!
>>12659875
Aw but I want to make cute colorful stickers...
>>12659879
Maybe you will like zink printers
>>12659881
Omg they look perfect
>>12659925
don't be fooled by looks
the paper, it's all in the paper, that's what they're not telling you
>>12659934
Huh?
>>12659358
>normalizing you-know-what
Do I know what?
Are you talking about lolicon?

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