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*munch* so heres the scoop *crunch*, [s4s] didn't take the offer *slurp* that's the bad news. The good news is, *chew* they made a counteroffer. Basically *slorp* they want to halve the lien price and guarantee *swallow* partial autonomy for a period of *shlurp* 5 years. Not sure what the move it but I'm *chomp* optimistic.

By Anonymous | Updated 11/12/25(Wed)18:59:25

*munch* so heres the scoop *crunch*, [s4s] didn't take the offer *slurp* that's the bad news. The good news is, *chew* they made a counteroffer. Basically *slorp* they want to halve the lien price and guarantee *swallow* partial autonomy for a period of *shlurp* 5 years. Not sure what the move it but I'm *chomp* optimistic.

*munch* so heres the scoop *crunch*, [s4s] didn't take the offer *slurp* that's the bad news. The good news is, *chew* they made a counteroffer. Basically *slorp* they want to halve the lien price and guarantee *swallow* partial autonomy for a period of *shlurp* 5 years. Not sure what the move it but I'm *chomp* optimistic.

>>12629381
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