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After a long time of research, I, Charles Nicefigton, propose this beary evolution scheme, where i used all the current scientific knowledge on palelniceology to explain how all the bearies came to be under millions of years of adapting to different habitats through nice selection until it reached our current state. First, in a aquatic stage, slowly coming out of water and spreading niceness to a all the globe between different species, eras and extintions.

By Anonymous | Updated 11/23/25(Sun)21:27:50

After a long time of research, I, Charles Nicefigton, propose this beary evolution scheme, where i used all the current scientific knowledge on palelniceology to explain how all the bearies came to be under millions of years of adapting to different habitats through nice selection until it reached our current state. First, in a aquatic stage, slowly coming out of water and spreading niceness to a all the globe between different species, eras and extintions.

After a long time of research, I, Charles Nicefigton, propose this beary evolution scheme, where i used all the current scientific knowledge on palelniceology to explain how all the bearies came to be under millions of years of adapting to different habitats through nice selection until it reached our current state. First, in a aquatic stage, slowly coming out of water and spreading niceness to a all the globe between different species, eras and extintions.
This revelation will revolutionise the whole scientific world!!

>>12647396
Very cool Professore Anone.
How do you think the biological radiation that was the result of 2010s 4chan affected the Bury Pink Girl population migrating to /s4s/ and specializing in niceness?
>>12647403
You see, the radiation made bearies grow smarte, they notice bearies together = stronk. So they started to group around and search for a place to concentrate with niceness relationships, which led them to the place with perfect conditions, which was [s4s]
>>12647403
>>12647405
student wish is quite correct you can cleary, see it in the fossil record, it's like you have a trail that leads to [s4s]
>>12647405
This... This changes everything
>>12647396
this is nice board

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where did they go? unfortunatately, the jewfigs have imported all the niggerfigs into aryanfig countries so your research will mean nothing as anyfig of noble mind dissolves into nothingfig
signed,
overfig
>>12647426
they went kaboom by the ebil meteor...
bearykind was made on the sixth day >>12647433
right, anony
those atheistfigs are trying to deny that niceness was created by god
>>12647433 (dubs)
>>12647437
you guys just don't want to accept the metodic TRUTH, you just want your copium to control the masses while WE advance the knowledge
>>12647445
you cannot prove how niceness came from nothing
>>12647396
Nice try libearil
there was a big nice and all things came from it >>12647466
You know you know who else came????
>>12647466
dubs
>>12647396
Thank you for all your hard sciencing
>>12647468
my mother

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12647396
Ebearyone knows that bearies evolved from cubchoo.
>>12647396
wtf
thats lame
i hate nature
>>12648666
devilish trips, convergent evolution
>>12648686
lame is a whore
STEV ERLY ANCESRTOR 2 BEARLY? >>12648686
Would it be better if they suddenly appeared for no reason, or a wizard created them?
>>12648906
it would be better if we were the satanic hellspawn kicked out of paradise for bein too rockin cool
>>12648929
heretics seek satan, as they are weak and afraid of the Lord

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
I feel some odd turmoil within my psyche as if my forebears were telling me something and vicariously guiding me.

heh

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>>12648666 ebil trips
>evolved
pfft. everybeary knows there was no evolution. it was bizarre mediclel experiments using photoshop
>>12648974
your not even a real doctor
>>12648977
Yes she is
>>12648955
you aren't a real paladin
>>12648993
mikugirl...
>>12649006
Absolutely

It's so hard to pinpoint your personality when ur mentally ill
You gotta relay on the opinions of others

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>>12649014
Youre so fucked up

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