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You are gonna die one day.

By Anonymous | Updated 11/30/25(Sun)15:51:34

You are gonna die one day.

You are gonna die one day.

>>12660045
ooh scary
>>12660045
she is too fat but I can still admire those big ol' titties
>>12660045
is it weird if I find her to be sexually attractive?
uhmm bro . . . . wear are your pants >>12660045
Hopefully that day comes soon.
>>12660065
that day can be today if you put your mind to it!
You 2 lole

god she is fucking perfect hnnnnnnnnggg finna nut
nope I don't plan on dying

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12660045
That daughter?
>>12660521
Is that your daughter, Taco Kid?
>>12660045
So are you. You're not special.
>>12660522
Dubs she is a land whale but would fuck.
>>12660045
Need to put multiple babies in her

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12660045

Keeo typing, twin. I'm almost done jorking
>>12660333
unchecked triples on the last page!
>>12660045
the issue is not that we're gonna die one day.
(maybe)
the issue is how and why we die.
there's an ongoing democide taking place.
choose your healthcare providers WISELY.

*sip*

*sip*

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12660045
time is cyclical
>>12660045
dying ain't real
>>12660045
Must be by marthyrdom!
>>12660045
fooken ope so
another disgusting picture >>12660062
No. Have you seen fertility dolls? They all resemble fat chicks. That's because our ancestors knew what was what. Fat chicks are the best wives because they are the most fertile.>>12661105
See what I mean??? Yall should be fucking and marrying land whales. Forget the skinny bitches. Fat chicks have always been better!
>>12661875
You're mostly right. Men are attracted to pregnant women because
But also there another guy's kid in there (so you kill it)
oh that was long ago
>>12661880
That's the most cucked up thing I've read all morning lol
>>12661880
Better to keep the child and raise as a sacrifice.

Come on this is day one stuff lol
>>12660045
>tfw pirates look into your mind and see you deserved a whopper but never got one

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12661875
lol, lose the weight fatty

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