[s4s] Tribune

Online | Print | Radio | Weather ( End of the world / ) | Markets ( 26 Dubs / 2 Trips ) | Election ( Anon / Anon )

beary suggests you invest in gold

By Anonymous | Updated 12/04/25(Thu)08:44:22

beary suggests you invest in gold

beary suggests you invest in gold

Redneck bury >>12665736
Fuck you nigger jew cuck bitch
>>12665744
*prospector
dubs
>>12665736
this is nice board

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12665736
that is certainly a nice idea but based on what ...I am not superstitious but I think it's possible that strange things might happen ...I kinda noticed tru patterns ...I wouldn't bet on it ...by the way gold is wash friendly right?
>>12665736
>invest
by 'invest' you mean plunder, right?
*sip*
THERES LOLES IN THEM HILLS >>12665999
I mean it's weird to build rapport
>>12665736
but gold is rude
>>12665736
gold is a shit
>>12666393
Actually it makes a great conductor because it's resistant to erosion
Otherwise it belongs on the wrists and necks of dagos and niggers. Gold hasn't been seen in most Faberge or actual money works of jewelry lol

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12666398
catfish I thought you were anti racist on account of being an undesirable yourself
how dare you >>12666401
no time for weird fags tonight sweetie sorry
>>12666405
horrible comeback, christ you ARE drunk

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
kot id get

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12665736
purchase xerox and dell
oracle
then wait for another extra minute, then sell for profit
>>12665736
>beary is trying to jew me into buying her overpriced shiny rocks
No thanks
>>12666416
u get it
>>12666485
Invest in the AI bubble
gold has been discovered in this thread
it is now time for the calelfornia lole rush
the fatcats have shown up to steal the wealth from the workers >>12666857
this is a nice economy
>>12665736
oh thats a rly good idea actually
theres nice in them thar hills >>12665999
trip
>>12667226
The hill on the left side of the image seems happy <3
>>12667244
they are eager to bestow their riches upon the intrepid prospectors
>>12666857
this wont do, we have to unionize esfores

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
I told people to invest in DDR5 RAM like 5 months ago because I said the AI-rush was going to cause the prices to spike astronomically and they just called me a delusional idiot with AI-psychosis >>12667244
page 10 dubs

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12667226
Horrifying.


Your fortune: Bad Luck

Anonymous is a reporter from /s4s/


2025 [s4s] Tribune™, owned and operated by J. Jonah Jameson.
All content obtained from the official 4chan API and refreshed hourly.
Contact s4stribune@gmail.com for all inquiries.