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do you have friends

By Anonymous | Updated 12/04/25(Thu)14:13:35

do you have friends

do you have friends
i dont

>>12666185
nah who needs em?
Friends are for faggots yes and we smoke weed together >>12666190
no, boyfriends are for faggots
>>12666185
i have none
>>12666185
im yer friendo now
>>12666197
lfbass fren
>>12666185
depends what you mean by friends.
are you my friend now cause i responded to you for example? it's unlikely but possible.
>>12666226
ok !! we're friends
>>12666190
why did you start believing that?
i did too, i'm just curious what you think it was for you.
>>12666241
only a faggot would care about surrounding themselves with people who will tell them how great they are and laugh at their stories and make them feel interesting and important
real men don't need that shit
>>12666249
so you feel like friends generally do fake stupid shit and you're disgusted by weakness or what

i never liked the tv show friends for example, maybe for that reason. like it's just weak people building each other up

what about other types of friends, collaborators, or girls?
>>12666249
why are you describing the most boring of sycophants and acting like that's what friendship is, rather than a friend being someone you trust or enjoy the company of
>>12666193
umm your like 13??
friends are so important
if you don't have friends you really should make some
How do people manage without a single friend. It sounds sad >>12666312
you can go months or years alone because the damage takes time to start manifesting
>>12666302
no not anymoge my birthday was last month now i’m a 40 year old man
No ;_; i wish i could comfort all the friendless so nobody would ever be that lonely. nobody deserves it >>12666499
lol same

Your fortune: Good Luck
Yes. >>12666312
it's not like I got to fucking choose
>>12666185
I hav 1 friend in this world :)
>>12666185
nope, im always doing things alone

>>12666190
i wouldnt mind being seen as faggy for some friends
>>12666312
how do you get people to want to be your friend?
>>12666804
nicenes
>>12666185
music and porn are my only true frioends
Just 1
I used to have about 5 but we drifted apart
>>12666808
thats it??
when i was in special education in elementary school one of my classmates asked if he could pay me to be his friend and the teacher told him that's inappropriate to give people money to be friends >>12666815
yes
>>12666811
unchecked doubles on the last page!
>>12666820
money are just for making people do stuff for you cos they like money for some reason lol. and they want to work for it. hey i dont get it but it works.
>>12666820
thats literally just therapy
>>12667350
not really
not all friends talk about the deeper issues with oneself unless they're really comfortable with each other
it's a therapists' job to dig in deep while maintaining a sense of professional distance so that people are more comfortable opening up
>>12666824
i will try harder sempai
yea
they live in my computer

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12667584
theyll come
trust the process and keep urself in places u can meet ppl online or offline
gl fren :)
>>12666509
You do actually
>>12668478
pls release ur friends now
>>12668706
thanks <3 :)
now please step into the van ;)
>>12669262
you can also scream as much as you want ...instead of calling the cops for that weed ...freak
>>12666185
I dont think I do but I’ve also never been very in touch with myself. I do have one online friend but I’m not sure that actually counts. Otherwise irl I’ve isolated myself completely, I don’t really talk to anyone irl for days or weeks or months at a time. Usually just a cashier or something.

I’m pretty happy on my own I think. I used to be pretty outgoing but I kind of hate everybody and everything cuz I’m kind of a narc. I think it’s better this way.
>>12669262
you dont want me
>>12669401
seeeee Q_Q
and the candy is fresh this time
>>12669441
u r kinda coocoo rn
wtf is this pedo rizz >>12666185 >>12666185
I can be a nice prick sometimes
>>12669454
:)
>>12669466
I want to give you a nice prick :3

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