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i have access to a loaded firearm

By Anonymous | Updated 12/23/25(Tue)05:55:39

i have access to a loaded firearm

i have access to a loaded firearm

then why are you alive shoot at the sun stupid orb of fire it should die

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this is art >>12699165
you've got the right idea, that smegma female should listen to you
>>12699181
nothing more than a vapid display of narc egotistical exhibitional gooning, ur so right this is art
>>12699141
thjs image is makingme want to a punch a wall violently donkt ever post ts corny image ever again
can I borrow it? I only need it once >>12699354
Milk ....
>>12699141
hahaha get it, it's a parody of posts that hustler gymbro accounts that focus on being an alpha male (whatever the fuck that means) post on mainstream social media. im rolling on the floor laughing
LOOK it says sigma
LOOK it gives absurdly bad advice
THIS IS SO HILARIOUS and ORIGINAL
>>12699367
why are you so full of hate
>>12699388
he isright
>>12699364
hi
>>12699367
so true, can’t create anything without a mockery of others!
67 get so on brand xoxo
>>12699391
Hello sweetheart
>>12699450
i have husband kjllyoutself die
yeah that was a little creeby mogo >>12699459
Oh again, don't trust on females guys, they all like niggers
>>12699367
>>12699401
are you just angry at the concept of satire?
>>12699141
Thank God I can't swallow pills or capsules or I'd be a druggie, probably.
>>12699786
yet you can down a lot of cock down your throat, curious...
>>12699797
Anon is it so fucking hard to stop stalking me for once? There's a lot of people on here you can make provocative statements at besides me. It'd be cool to have some replies but not from the same horny maniac that imagines me as a girl or a tranny everytime.
>>12699813
lol all flustered and waving her hands around lol
>>12699777
trips!
>>12699343
>>12699354
>>12699367
the image is about a swedish namefig that draws art of herself and constantly begs for attention
>>12700152
shes cute doe

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load a namefig into a cannon and shoot the namefig at a concrete wall. keel haul namefigs under a galleon. disembowel namefigs with a bayonet. strap a namefig to a cruise missile and launch it at a namefig neighbourhood. drop namefigs into chernobyl reactor building number 4. hang, draw, and quarter namefigs. lure nanefigs in with fried chicken and trap them with bear traps. force a namefig to learn calculus, then kill the namefig anyway. atomize namefigs with a powerfist. throw namefigs into vats full of fev virus. choke namefigs with barbed wire. throw pianos at namefigs from 40-story buildings. throw namefigs at pianos from 40-story buildings. deep-freeze namefigs in liquid nitrogen then shatter them with a hammer. tie namefigs to icbms then fire them at israel. shoot namefigs with syringe guns. defecate on namefig food stamps. make namefigs pay child support in blood. build a newton cannon and fire namefigs into the orbit. put advertisement posters on namefigs then nail them to their bodies with a hammer. irradiate namefigs with depleted uranium. launch a namefig with a trebuchet. send a namefig exploring titanic in a cheap submarine. use a namefig as a crash test dummy. tie namefigs onto growing bamboo shoots. film an entire jackass movie on a namefig. trample namefigs. bury namefigs alive. play bowling with namefigs heads as pins. grate namefigs with a cheese grater. get namefigs stuck in an elevator. spray a namefigs toilet paper with poison ivy. shoot a namefig directly with the gustav gun. sabotage a namefigs parachute. sabotage a namefigs bungee. trap a namefig under ice. force a namefig to work and support a family of 5. force namefigs into gladiatorial combat. send namefigs back to warring african tribes. hide a snake in a namefigs room. put namefigs on a hot air balloon with low gas. harvest a namefigs organs. waterboard namefigs with gasoline, then set them on fire. flay namefigs. tie namefigs to train tracks. >>12700152
whos the namefig?
>>12700359
hex i think? she doesnt use this board
the worst thing about humans is their readiness to form bonds from sycophantic interactions
you should be suspicious when somebody is sucking up to you
you shouldn't befriend just because they are nice to you
>>12700380
thx! yeah i don't browse any other boards that really have namefigs...
though i kinda only browse [s4s] regularly...
>>12700393
i dont think this is right, you should reciprocate someone's feelings
if you can't tell when someone is clearly being shallow and just wants to use you then its a skill issue
>>12700425
the kinds of people who are most likely to take advantage of you are genius level at body language manipulation. no amount of skill could prepare anybody for this. you're not a social genius anon. in fact you not knowing this is evidence for the opposite.
>>12700458
those people are the exception, not the rule
thinking everyone you meet thats nice to you might be a psychopath is no way to live
>>12700459
I didn't say nice
I said sycophantic
>>12700359
who isnt sverige
>>12700393
No one sucks up to me or is nice to me so I guess I will forever avoid this naturally.
https://youtu.be/q2nl89GLXR0 i think so many people could benefit from a good therapist >>12700789
perhaps but there are probably 12 good ones on earth
>>12700516
I made this post on the morning from my phone and just now I realize you all didn't know who posted it; who posted it

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