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Merry Christmas Niggas

By ●( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)~( ◔ ʖ̯ ◔ )● | Updated 12/23/25(Tue)14:57:03

Merry Christmas Niggas

>>12699562
Niggers celebrate Kwanzaa tho
Christmas is a woke holiday for pedophile faggot tranny groomers >>12699562
niggas it's Christmas please let's study ....not the Bible but the Bible yeah who knows
>>12699670
when her brown taint owns ur dick
merry christmas

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHARLIE BROWN you can- you can see his dicker me when i see trap dick >>12699562
did you actually draw this TK? lol
my name is FLORIDA That is the name of a STATE

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12701924
Proceed.

>Peter: I did not care for Cave Story.
>Lois: What?
>Peter: Did not care for Cave Story.
>Chris: How can you even say that, dad?
>Peter: Didn't like it.
>Lois: Peter, it's so good! It's like the perfect indie game!
>Peter: This is what everyone always says. Whenever they say...
>Chris: The weapon leveling, the music, I mean, you never see—the pixel art!
>Peter: Fine. Fine. Fine art style, did not like the game.
>Brian: Why not?
>Peter: Did not... couldn't get into it.
>Lois: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it?
>Peter: It insists upon itself, Lois.
>Lois: What?
>Peter: It insists upon itself.
>Lois: What does that even mean?
>Chris: Because it has a valid point to make, it's insistent!
>Peter: It takes forever getting in; you spend like six and a half hours... You know, I can't get through, I can't even finish the game. I've never even seen the ending.
>Chris: You've never seen the ending?!
>Stewie: How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance?
>Lois: I agree with Stewie. It's not really fair.
>Chris: It's outrageous.
>Peter: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the Mimigas are sitting around in the shack.
>Lois: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene.
>Peter: I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different lang—that's where I lose interest in it.
>Lois: You know what, Peter?
>Chris: They're speaking a fictional dialect!
>Lois: The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; something you don't understand.
>Peter: I enjoyed Yume Nikki. That is my answer to that statement.
>Lois: Exactly.
>Peter: Well, there you go.
>Lois: Whatever.
>Chris: I like that game, too.

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン

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