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God has favorites

By Anonymous | Updated 01/09/26(Fri)02:24:08

God has favorites

God has favorites

God saw I was getting 5 hours of sleep so he woke me up
Lol I haven't had more than 6 hrs of sleep since I was like ,27.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
it sure does seem so >>12723273
I only got three
>>12723298
I think I'm demented because even when I do sleep I'm being arrested or attacked by a bear.

I don't feel like talking. I'm going to get drunk and go back to sl3p
Toodles

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12723273
I've been sleeping for 5-6 hours for 10 years ever since I got bullied. I now have to force my dumbass to go to sleep earlier. I worry about the effects sleeping like that would have. I don't wanna have fucking Alzheimers or whatever. But i don't think I would have gone to sleep earlier back then anyway. God damn it.
>>12723299
>even when I do sleep I'm being arrested or attacked by a bear.
Like, in your dreams=
>>12723273
Sleeping is for the weak.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12723299
>>12723325
*?
>>12723299
dubs

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12723269
>drop your pants
>fill out your butt
>pull up photos of me
>think about me
>rub them out one by one
>no not like that why are so many lookalikes on television

cosmic irony is a bih

Your fortune: Good Luck

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