Mama Cass, deceased
By Anonymous | Updated 01/13/26(Tue)22:52:42
- Ham sandwich
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!
It was actually a heart attack; the sandwich was untouched when they found her body.
It fills me with sadness to know that she couldn't eat her last sandwich before leaving this world.
https://youtu.be/YSNsG6glf_U Mama Krabs.
Your fortune: Outlook good RAM SANDWICH what's his issue
Your fortune: ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!! Taco, boi.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12730350
imagine the outrage if they made this joke today. this is why there have been no good comedies in years.
damn the world damn it damn it fucck. it wasnt supposed to turn out like this bros. what happened? why is everything so horrible? when i was a kid i used to look forward to being older and hanging out with friends and getting a gf and doing cool things but none of that happened. i just stayed the same socially inept guy and everyone treated me like shit and i never got a gf because i was too repulsive to be loved and now they arent even making good movies anymore. this life is a fucking nightmare and i cant see any point in living anymore, except that im afraid of death as i always have ever since i was 7 years old. but apparently im not afraid of wasting my life, or at least not afraid enough to actually do something about it. sure, maybe ill try tertiary education again, for the fourth time, but ill probably fail again because im so depressed and disspirited. >>12731555
trips
Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12731860
Trannies. It's all the trannies fault. They have completely ruined society >>12732311
dubs
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12731860
what's the issue
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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