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§: Have we achieved self-sameness in complete uniformity?

By Anonymous | Updated 01/16/26(Fri)02:27:17

§: Have we achieved self-sameness in complete uniformity?

§: Have we achieved self-sameness in complete uniformity?
¥: We signal affirmation, father.
§: To proceed the streets now.
¥: But what of the canine, father?
§: Her skin organ constitutes our disguise henceforth. Proceed the streets.
¥: May we harvest colourful sugar.

pröö >>12733366
You can tell that the father put the most effort into his own mask, the least effort into his wife's, and made the kids' "good enough".

100% toxic parent
>>12733366
tripsdubs checek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dinyOvO2EEo It's about a happy and normal family dressing up in costumes and going trick or treating very normally for happiness enjoyment. >>12733368
I think the mom probably made them
>>12733397
why?
>>12733398
Statistically more likely given it's a sewing project
What did they use to make the heads so perfectly round? I get the ears and tusks -- just rolled up or folded paper, but what is the secret ancient technology behind the round heads? >>12733400
I like how the way you thinking into this for logic.
>>12733403
Thanks
§: Energetic white family members, are you ready to fucking ROCK this thing?
¥: Yes, entropic father figure.
§: What do we do in this family on Halloween, gang?
¥: We buy our cheap costumes from the store to save on energy and unnecessary family interactions!
§: That's right! Now let's order some candies online and sit this one out while watching American football!
¥: We oblige with cynical enthusiasm!
>>12733414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqQEA5zGj2E
>>12733414
that's an accurate description indeed
>>12733421
please rate all of them on a scale from 1 to 10
>>12733423
- dad délivrer thé attented performance : 10/10
- wife is ugly : 0/10
- kids are cringe and ugly, but they are juste kids 5/10
>>12733428
I meant the post quality (OP vs. white family)

thank you for your attention to this matter
>>12733414
why did mom put on the floating-corpse coloured mascara?

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