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grandmother said i smell like "decomposing whale corpse"

By avogadoposter | Updated 01/16/26(Fri)10:29:45

grandmother said i smell like "decomposing whale corpse"

grandmother said i smell like "decomposing whale corpse"

Well that's not good >>12734032
you know what you should do when you feel bad about things like this?
more weed and alcohol!
drown those negative thoughts away!!
>>12734038
been a long times since my last shower c:
>>12734040
it's easier to get drunk than to take a shower
fuck your grandma (lovingly) >>12734032
the drink i like to make is 3 shots vodka and a lemon san pellegrino.
>>12734032
again fren?
i think it is about time you would wake up...
>>12734040
That makes sense
At least you can wash it off
>>12734047
if avogadoimposter would pay attention to my posts wich he is clearly not yhe would know it has been 16 days
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12727569/#q12728608
>>12734032
try some of this mein fren.

*sip*

you will be strutting like a boss in the village square in no time.

*snaps fingers*

because when you smell good?

you look good and feel good.

you could be rocking faded jeans and a scorpions t-shirt and still owning the room.

salute!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12734108
dunno dude my aura is top weird, but thanmks for the help
>>12734108
you obsessed about protecting tha ppl but for impunity to break then they must come after them but you got a plan ...right
also gained 7+ kg since last year...
chin basically non existend by now lole
>>12734108
I know some old people that are such alcoolics that they drink perfume when they cannot get liquor

they could be your inspiration avocado
>>12734122
your aura is fine. stop listening to bakas.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12734129
i used to drink whole bottles of mouthwash in a night, also filtered hand sanitizer. what a time.
>>12734141
bahahahaha, why do that ?
that would have tasted horrible
>>12734157
doing anything to cope with reality, i can relate...
>>12734122
Dubs!
i wish i could be that good looking after my weight gain
>>12734164
one of my eyes looks retarded there but thats how it was uhh i think 3 years ago then i gave up
oi forgot piccy
i was overweight there too
>>12734170
the classic that started it all
>>12734044
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12735411
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12734157
i was underage and my parents had started hiding the alcohol from me after i ended up in the hospital. oh also vanilla extract!

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