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I love spitting in customers drinks :3

By Anonymous | Updated 01/25/26(Sun)19:06:41

I love spitting in customers drinks :3

I love spitting in customers drinks :3

yeah i figured youd be the sort to do that I used to put an extra chicken nugget in random customers nugget boxes

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Okay but you made me geg there when you put soyak's face on you. Also you don't actually do this don't you? >>12749512
Esfores is just filled with charitable service workers oh woaw
why u whoring for attention here go to some normalfag board >>12749517
For legal reasons, no i don't (idonwannagetfired)
>>12749522
Guess whose drink ill be spitting in.
>>12749504
well i'm confused.
>>12749504
can u spit in my drink pl0x
it's always the guys who dont want it who get lucky.........

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12749533
Why was ur first instinct to check the metadata? Anyway to explain, i screenshot every photo i take to get rid of any personal data that gets left behind. So idk why it did that

>>12749539
Ill make sure its a slimy one for your degeneration
do you spit in customers drinks if they are nice and pleasant or are you unloveable? >>12749574
>Why was ur first instinct to check the metadata?
well i really want to visit the starbucks you work at
>>12749575
I spit in every persons drink when i remember, although I am very prejudiced against nicers.

>>12749578
Everyone has heard the horror story of the burger king foot lettuce guy, it'd be idiotic if i let you tards easily access my location
>>12749574
yummy
i aint travelling to kuwait for allat

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12749601
this used to exist but i can't find it anymore
>>12749601
you wouldn't regret your life choices if you made better decisions but you weren't destined to that on account of being a genetic failure
>>12749504
i bet u let kids insert that "tip" when u get easily wet from cunt gonorrhea
>>12749504
You make the drinks in front of customers though so I know you don’t actually do that

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
ever considered going canine?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12749619
I couldve done it for you, just had thrown away some rotten jababs man
spit on these assholes mommy show them whos boss >>12749601
>Everyone has heard the horror story of the burger king foot lettuce guy
that story happened when 4chan didn't remove metadata from images though
but fuck i wish i could suck your tongue
>>12749504
Many men would be happy to know you were spitting in their drinks.
>>12749648
"men" would not
>>12749620
True

>>12749621
I'm not pornbrain-rotten enough to understand what the fuck you said

>>12749623
You'd be surprised at how often they just straight up leave and make me wait for them to pick up their damn shit

>>12749646
Stop being pathetic and ill consider it for a second
>>12749724
you aren't in a position to call anybody pathetic
>>12749724
? >>12749635
>>12749724
Co-workers with you would call you out on it to the boss or other people watching from their seats, I know you don’t do it so please stop larping as a rude and be the nice girl you were always meant to be

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>>12749504
I would pay 3 times as much for my coffee to have a cute starbucks barista girl spit in it
>>12749731
True

>>12749738
My dentist filed down my canines last time i went so no

>>12749763
True

>>12749768
Honestly, starbucks should get behind that, rage relief for the fellow baristas and an increase in profit margins
>>12749810
You ever have people ask you to remake their drink every single time they come in?
>>12749531
luckily i dont drink shitty coffee
oh i recognize you, you're that lesbian who was preying on underage girlposters last year

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12749810
not those kind of canines silly

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You can spit directly in my mouth if you like. go back to plebbit bruh >>12749836
Was it preying if i never even successfully gotten past the discord dm stage?

>>12749813
Theres 2 and all my coworkers hate them, they're lucky our job demands we act polite

>>12749822
Ya coffee is pretty shit, my spit is way too good 4 that sewer water
>>12749906
holy shit it's actually you and youre posting noriko chugging the mountain dew HA HA AH AHA HA HA A i'm a lesbian too you know?

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Please use names so I can filter you >>12749913
Esfores is a small world lolw
And oh woaw really (°∀゚,,)?

>>12749947
Nu, although I'm sure you have my various other names filtered already KEK
I’ve probably eaten food people spat in so much in my lifetime unknowingly that I’m not surprised about it
I’m sure people even asking for them to hold the onions warranted it in the first place
Im too sad anyway so I don’t really care if it continues

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>>12749906
Is it a man or a woman? I had a gay couple do that to me all the time
>>12749810
>My dentist filed down my canines
You should sue him.
>>12749504
nice identifiable phone OP
matter of days till this comes back around to those who need to know
do you think a neet and a wageslave are relationship compatible >>12749947
aw DAMN.
They should make a starbucks that only sells girl spit >>12749504
Skip the coffee and spit in my mouth >///<
>>12749913
>i'm a lesbian too you know?
>>12750531
they are beautiful
>>12750531
they shouldnt do this publicly and give people all kinds of wierd ideas to copy them and cause disorderly society
>>12750573
are you feeling inspired?

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>>12750574
not to do this, but inspired to promote orderly society. one can go to a developing country or inner city and see why disorderly society sucks.
I’m gonna spit in your ASSHOLE >>12750577
d-d-d-d-dubs
>>12749504
let me lick your armpit sweat
>>12751544
first you gotta eat ass.

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haydee >>12751573
if thats the price of admission ill give it a miss
>>12751580
but i've never eaten ass
I had a hands free, involuntary ejaculation/orgasm after reading this post, opening the picture, and then scrolling down and seeing the boots she's in

this is like... the hottest thing ever posted to the internet
FUCKING NIGGERS I did not care for Cave Story. >>12751674
I don't even know what that is
>>12751677
I don’t even know what that means to play us out!
To end the show?
>>12751680
we'll do it live, WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT! DO IT LIVE

Your fortune: Bad Luck
That’s alright girl you smelled like boo boo anyway, then I went home. And ate a banana
I been A-1 since day one, you niggas boo-boo
Your homeboy, your block that you're from, boo-boo
Lil' hoes you went to school with, boo-boo
Baby mama and your new bitch, boo-boo
>>12751637
bootlicking freak
>>12751710
BOOTLEG FIREWORKS??
>>12751637
wtf
Well, uh.. TAKE A LOOK AT MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE IS THE ONLY ONE I GOT badadada.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRqTvWWX70Y

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>as if barista spit isn't on the menu. >>12751983
thank you cumbersnatch
TAKE IT ALL

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>>12749504 >>12749504
>>12752133
>>12752133
>>12752140
Y’all some sad niggas.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12752189
Yes i cried, yes I CRIHHIHHEEHHIIEEED.
jerking off to this thread for a 2nd time today right now >>12752266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2nwP3OSH2A

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>>12749504
Bitch you stole that from tiktok
>>12752266
The chorro fart
>>12751709
because Quiero Dormir Cansado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H2iB8Bc0E0
>>12751674
why
>>12752266
Last one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sB9-mHFw-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r02D9cAAx3E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sB9-mHFw-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdEMRfJfL-c

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>>12750531
It was DIS BITCH dat hoe
>>12752565
TAKE IT ALL
regularfemcel ‘w’ >>12749512
thats nice

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>>12749512
absolute legend
>>12753048
it is O'beary YAY


Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12749504
We will find you and we will put you in a cell
>>12749504

Your fortune: Bad Luck


Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12753131
la leyenda Thor

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well, you see. it's over my nigga, it's so over. >>12749504
Of course you would. You pathetic Starbucks employee. You have earned by scorn simply by existing.
we're gonna rock down to ELECTRIC AVENUE

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HOLY MACKEREL >>12749504
CAN IGO CRAZY STYLE ON YOUR ASSHOLE
i won't scatter your ashes to the heartless sea >>12750573 >>12750573
the straightforward and pleasant way you worded this made me lole
>>12755876
sir, those COLOMBIAN DECAFFEINATED COFFEE CRYSTALS
>>12755882
instead of reflecting on themselves, they decided to blame the beasts
alright you guys can stop simping now >>12755888
trippos.
>>12755888
I want this thread to die, joke's dead
>I love spitting in customers drinks :3 >>12755959
AUGH wtf
>>12755959

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It was the Sega Control Attack Team.

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>>12749504
You’re the spitting image of Big Boss
wtf SHIN MEGAMI TENSEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSbo1aHvme0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oU-AFuDxmA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VARKoFegF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyPTWjybazU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OE6r2NQAap4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk7-2zCfgGQ

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>>12749648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiKuiACxVPM
>>12756689 >>12755959
abstract??
GOT POPPED???

Your fortune: Good Luck
Women really like 2 post wojak >>12758721
Yeah..
>>12758721
Woclack.
BOBBY WOMACK

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
can a nigga get a happy meal

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>>12749504
then we need to see some changes, let's change the way we eat
change the way we act
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gthpodDZJeQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg3J5slvB-k
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カートへ
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wut >>12749504
those shoulders...
>>12760477
dubs
Namefig on anonymous >>12760477
aw shit
hey, shit. >>12760477
No shit
>>12760477
Some shit
>>12760477
wtf
do not pass go, do not collect $200

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12762042
Sex with people that old should be illegal
oh wait he didn't have a monocle SASSY >>12760477
Explain
>>12761971 super saiyan super sand CAN A NIGGA GET HIS WEAVE DID Nigga wut Some fatalities
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5FEWcdUReQ

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No i'm sure it's the, guidance system

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>>12749533
>>12749574

shut up shut up
4chan scrubs all the metadata ever since
#15 Burger King Foot Lettuce
It's not true you are lying LALALALALALALA
bad news for everyone in bumfuck wisconsin... >>12764773
superbad
Just masturbated to this thread for probably the 10th time >>12761971
beaditzzz
what about greg her face when she said "fuck greg, i won"- lmao

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>>12749504
Sounds like something a nasty white bitch would say. I swear white people are disgusting. I bet you fuck dogs too gross.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwla5xL-jtM >>12765318
That’s a man
who Do not pass go, do not collect $200.

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>>12766109
Raikou tv
PUNCH THE KEYS

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shibuya RIN

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>>12767018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoZNL6f7_mI
FANTASY FLAN
or PHANTASY FLAN

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