would you FUCK a boy in his cakehole?
By Catfish | Updated 01/27/26(Tue)23:53:29
would you FUCK a boy in his cakehole?
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you look like a guy who would ask me for a cigarette then ramble schizo shit to me for the next hour and i would be too autistic to leave so i just stand there and listen in complete silence catfish at meetup with toilet stall scribbler >>12754672
you should get one ear pierced
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck A face only a mother could love >>12754672
I have the ability to peer into the human consciousness. Despite this natural born ability, all humans are of my true hatred. Behind your eyes I sense the darkness that is present in the being of a human killer. >>12754676
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Your fortune: Better not tell you now you got a cigarette? fuck man. catfish if I saw you and public and was like "woah haha hey catfish" would you react with fear or would you be a homie and be cool be honest the true test
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get well soon >>12754788
i have wondered this myself, especially considering i don't think i live that far from him based on what information he's given. nice dubs.
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