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You have ten seconds to be as boomer as possible.

By Anonymous | Updated 01/28/26(Wed)23:54:40

You have ten seconds to be as boomer as possible.

You have ten seconds to be as boomer as possible.

Fuck ICE >>12756894
Would you like to be strangled to death? Would you want to know what it's like to take that last stuttered breath before you're sent to Hell? Do you think you can forgive yourself for being the one to do it?
>>12756894
i just spent all of my childs savings that my BITCH WIFE spent 20 years saving for them since they were born on 2 new speedboats. pull yourself up by your bootstraps boy i bought this house working 4 years at mcdonalds

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
actually, when you think about it, boomers still hold almost all of the real wealth in the first world, so maybe destroying your brain with lead and adopting incomprehensible clusters of AI-generated beliefs and grievances is the key to success >>>/bant/23940403

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12756928

Hey, you retarded autistic schizo faggot: NOBODY fucking cares if a thread was posted on both here and /bant/, so I'm not really sure what you hope to accomplish by linking to the /bant/ thread every single time that a thread appears on both boards.

Do the world a favor and blow your defective brains out all over your disease-coated walls, tranny sperg.
>>12756928
thank you for you're service

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12756930
le reddit spacing xD
>>12756930
I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt but bro it's pretty obvious you're the /bant/fag now
>>12756894
glad uncle boomer managed to rouse himself from his acid flashback long enough to drop that zinger
>>12756937
what even happens on /bant/
>>12756948
idk to me it just seems like [s4s] but with more ruders and racism
>>12756937
>the /bant/fag
which /bant/fag?
>>12756948
Cursory glance is a lot of name/tripfig drama

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