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What the fuck is really going on?

By Anonymous | Updated 02/09/26(Mon)18:51:45

What the fuck is really going on?

What the fuck is really going on?

lots and lots of bullshit modern day Marvin Gaye ova ere

Your fortune: Outlook good
this is what shiro does to prepare for shiro's minecraft brapfest 2067

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12778854
Full disclosure
also

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>>12778856
catfish once againll letting us know he's aware of something culturally pervasive as if it's niche
>>12779089
P S A

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12779091
hop off dick bro

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

>>12778854
The story goes like this: Earth is captured by a technocapital singularity as renaissance rationalitization and oceanic navigation lock into commoditization take-off. Logistically accelerating techno-economic interactivity crumbles social order in auto-sophisticating machine runaway. As markets learn to manufacture intelligence, politics modernizes, upgrades paranoia, and tries to get a grip.
The body count climbs through a series of globewars. Emergent Planetary Commercium trashes the Holy Roman Empire, the Napoleonic Continental System, the Second and Third Reich, and the Soviet International, cranking-up world disorder through compressing phases. Deregulation and the state arms-race each other into cyberspace.
By the time soft-engineering slithers out of its box into yours, human security is lurching into crisis. Cloning, lateral genodata transfer, transversal replication, and cyberotics, flood in amongst a relapse onto bacterial sex.
Neo-China arrives from the future.
Hypersynthetic drugs click into digital voodoo.
Retro-disease.
Nanospasm.
>>12779125 >>12778854
they wont ever tell u the awful truth
>>12778854
$4.99 for 12 mac & cheese bites is a pretty good deal

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12779925
yea wtf where is this i want some i'm hungry and don't get paid for another 2 days
>>12778854
im fugging you in le butte

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12778854
Kill kill kill
>>12778854
The internet is bringing out the full retardation in people.
>>12779125
improper use of peasant phrase
We are quickly approaching the event horizon of the singularity, and consequences will never be the same. >>12778855
unchecked doubles on page 10!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YCs6Tpd5sFQ

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12779890
All that already happened though, what is happening now?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12781128
Still absolutely and unquestionably would

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