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help me!

By wish | Updated 02/12/26(Thu)14:55:29

help me!

help me!

>>12783836
why do dudes like this go for petit women, I've heard too many stories of guys getting the cops called them on dates after the waiter thought the dude was getting too touchy feely with a minor
>>12783841
thats a man

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12783843
yeah I figured, they'd still call the cops on you for dating a twink that doesn't even look 18
>>12783847
the age of consent is 14 where i live
>>12783841
Every freakishly tall guy always has a really short female friend as well. Guess they all have a size difference kink
>>12783856
lucky you?
>>12783836
omg it's just like in my chinese pornography drawings
shiro's minecraft >>12783836
God, I wish that was me.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12784201
you wanna be a thai ladyboy?
>>12784241
this but without the testicle removal
>>12784247
do they really?
thats like the best part
>>12783836
6'4" bear-build mega-chad man in the background
like ltierally that's me
I'm not even kidding about being 6'4"
but my crazy fat jewish BPD ex ruined me so badly that I fear relationships
I am insanely broken, lole
>>12784277
a lot of them do it, it's to stop testosterone production
>>12783847
no they wouldn't lole
nobody gives a hey about men
grey barre blocke the bepis I dont know what's more gruesome is a terminally online tranny or some faggot who body builds just to fuck them lol

reality is frightening
>>12783836
hote
>>12784507
you should get fit if you're tired of getting fucked by horses, fagfish
>>12783836
why is the big guy saying help me? just, havent ppl had enough pretending that theyre hurt ofer nothing? im gonna go insane?
>>12783847
when i was jeffrey dahmer Things went rather smoothly realyy,..
>>12784277
dubs

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12784241
I'm about the White guy's height and build and I want a petite Asian girl, too.

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12785116
>>12785476
uh homo fortunes or something

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12785482
???

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Don't post gay porn. It's gross. No one wants 2 men naked like that. >>12786053
the censor bar is obviously there because it's a real griller though
>>12786057
women are men
>>12783841

im bodybuilder and usually bump doremi posts, do the math

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