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i wish i was cute

By mel | Updated 02/12/26(Thu)16:41:04

i wish i was cute

i wish i was cute

don't care Yeah me too but im just a mid 4/10 >>12784069
i'm like a 3 i think too pussy to show face so u gotta just take my word
I think you are >>12784062
id rather have been borned ugly than supremely mentally lel

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12784062
cute people bring the family together

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12784062
you are <3 <33 <3 <3 <3
>>12784062
You would be cuter if you saved higher quality images

I’m a solid 7/10 (for now)
being cute is more a personality thing than appearance, of course it has a huge role but there are many would-be cute guy/gal who are just assholes and many mean-looking guys and gals who are very cute once you know them

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
>>12784062
In what way
>>12784122
dubs !! IRL i pretty much just emulate moe behavior and put on a :3 face 24/7 and i *think* that some guys like that idk i try to be cute and friendly bc maybe it will attract a potential mate
>>12784211
dubs and i forgot to put my name on this one i was on another board
>>12784211
>put on a :3 face
I was able to smile that way before I started taking antipsychotics
>>12784226
is this how you do it?
>>12784230
be the father to my children.
>>12784226
>before i started taking antipsychotics
i already have issues with feeling emotions im terrified that antipsychotics will make it worse. the bad part is that i legitimately need them because i'm constantly on the edge of psychosis and at any minute i will snap
>>12784244
I'm truly insane and it really helped me
>>12784239
im a family man, not a family guy

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12784211
if a girl were to make any kinds of silly faces in my presence i would love her forever
>>12784257

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12784257
>>12784294
comedy gold lel
>>12784294
Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed.
Says there's violence in movies and sex on TV.
Says he misses those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely.
Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple.
Great show Family Guy is on TV tonight. Go and watch it.
That should pick you up.'
Man bursts into tears.
Says, 'But doctor… I am Family Guy.'
How about you start looking for Tomoko pics that aren’t low quality lol >>12784250
im sure they would help but its gonna turn me into even more of a braindead zombie. iw as put on antipsychotics in the hospital and i felt completely lobotomized.

on the other side i desperately need them because i've been constantly hearing voices and seeing weird shit and its making it really hard to sleep and keeping me constantly on edge
>>12784319
The low quality is like the seasoning of an image
>>12784319
mel could just watch watamote again and screenshot the reactions they want to use, i wonder why they don't
>>12784319
i'm trying my hardest okay she only got one season
>>12784324
>watch watamote again
i need to buy a new vpn and find the torrent of it
>>12784348
streamchads stay winning
>>12784062
Dress like Tomoko, that's all you gotta do man.
>>12784363
lol i remember streaming anime in 2009 on megavideo, changing my IP every 2 episodes because megavideo only allowed you to watch that many for free

holy shit the nostalgia
>>12784348
why buy a vpn for torrenting?, even if you're afraid of being found you can just use tor, it's safer since it's made and hosted by a collective instead of a corporation, just like torrents
fuck it, here you go:

https://nyaa.si/view/1366645 (full, lossless, torrent)
https://www.torproject.org/download/ (page to download tor, you can still access most of the normal internet with it, it's just safer in every way)

https://archive.org/details/watamote-s-1e-8 (full, lower quality, on internet archive if you're a lazy fuck and wanna watch it right away)

>>12784363
paying is losing and i would steal a car

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12784375
XDDDDDDD
>>12784378
you uh
you do know streaming like
doesn't refer to paid streaming services right
>>12784382
not sure if a genuine "XDDDDDDD" or an ironic one...
>>12784122
real, the moe behavior is how u act not how u look.
>>12784384
Did you know that you can still watch Dokuro-chan on YouTube?

Awesome anime btw.
>>12784122
>>12784211
>>12784396
t. ugly cringelords
>>12784397
big IF true
i remember watching elfen lied on youtube back in the day but i hgihly doubt those episodes are still up

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12784384
free streaming usually means watching low quality episodes with tons of ads and having you ip logged on some shady site full of pop-ups and malware
>>12784410
YouTube is extremely strict about copyright these days but for some reason Dokuro-chan just stays up forever.
>>12784418
maybe no one came to ask it to be taken down?
>>12784412
thats why Xprime is the goat
>>12784412
is 1080p considered low quality nowadays..
i haven't really ran into any sites with ads in the episodes themselves in a long while but that might just be adblock doing its job
can't be free without some STD
>>12784418
they are afraid
>>12784071
how about hair with face covered?
>>12784378
Thank you for you’re service

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
Hey where are the funny posts >>12784484
shh, they're sleeping
>>12784100
unchecked doubles on page 10!
i b et youre500 pounds andj an old man >>12784062


Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
>>12785324
milk i love you so much. please respond
>>12784062
you aren't and I'm sick of you acting like you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxcCNUhjUgw

>>12784062
This guide will teach you ``cutepost'' technique.

``Cutepost'' is a close relative of sh*tpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand sh*tpost, then ``cutepost'' will be mastered shortly.

``Cutepost'' appear in two forms.

First, long form of ``cutepost''.
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare ``what happened?'' to ``what happended?''.
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your ``cutepost'' strength is to use ``a'' where ``an'' is appropriate. For example, ``a apple!''.

Both forms may contain acronym. ``lol'' is common and used by posters experienced in ``long form cutepost'' as substitute for comma or period.
``haha'', too.

``you'' may become ``u'', etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is ``know'' versus ``kno'', a common problem faced by novice of ``cutepost''.
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the ``w'' is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an ``ironic sh*tpost'' due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for ``cutepost''. Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of ``cutepost'' being called ``sh*tpost'' and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:

Sincerity.

If you are honest in your intent then people will realize it. It's simple.
If you aren't, then it can be seen as a joke or even insult. Then you enter ``Hell of Ironic Sh*tpost''. You can't return.

Just kidding! You can return!
So manifest your inner little girl! If you believe you are cute, I can believe it too!

I look forward to seeing a lot of cute posts from you! がんばって!

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
>>12786575
fuck u chinaman
>>12786577
two same numbers!
>>12786575
gosh, you could've just linked

https://s4s-education.neocities.org/edu-16

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
All girl namefigs are automatically cute >>12784062
https://www.youtube.com/live/2laoFeR3zFE?si=r7oikbSYyUw8hRRl
>>12786610
why dont' you make your own thread instead of advertising your youtube in other's?
subscribed anyway, you better post something funny

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