its time to make some radical changes to the alphabet, the following letters are being renamed in how you pronounce them
By Anonymous | Updated 03/02/26(Mon)19:03:58
its time to make some radical changes to the alphabet, the following letters are being renamed in how you pronounce them
h -> haych
y -> yaw
w -> wah (rhymes with yaw)
we're changing it to wah because double you makes no sense. it's not even 2 u's!
u also needs to change, you isn't a good name for it and sounde like yaw too much >>12821102
i write w as two u's doe >>12821104
it looks like 2 v's if were being totally honest here >>12821100
w should just be called dubs
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12821109
"dubs" sounds like a guy who sells me knockoff headphones out of a trench coat
if we're renaming w to dubs then h is now "haitchington" and y is just "why bother"
also that fortune is clearly about the letter h after we start calling it haych. dark. handsome. silent sometimes. >>12821102
>>12821107
u and v split after w was created
Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12821102
its a double v if alterations are being made i propose we remove the letter c entirely.
soft c - s
hard c - k
space is now spase
candle is now kandle
it slims out the alphabet, and now there is no more konfusion on the pronunsiation of words. easier for everyone.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ >>12821954
i agree with this >>12821954
I kan get behind this kjange. yaw haych wah haych noted
Your fortune: Average Luck >>12821099
doublel
>>12821100
doublel doublel >>12821099
wah sounds good.
But please be consistent. The alphabet is a mess because it's just random things from different times put together. Make all letters follow the same pattern. Consonant + vowel. Or you could make it more like the phonetic alphabet to make it easier to hear what letter you're saying. The alphabet is still missing letters. And q, x, c are useless. There's a better alphabet already that's called Shavian. I've actually met people online who used it. >>12822365
Japanese is superior. >>12822371
In what way? >>12822377
dubs of questioning
Your fortune: Good Luck >>12822377
Jpanese is [s4s] lore >>12822377
little girls
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
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