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good morning esfores

By avogadoposter | Updated 03/06/26(Fri)07:00:44

good morning esfores

good morning esfores

>>12828127
what will be your breakfast beeru of choice today

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12828127
good morning gado how are you?
>>12828133
dubs any kind is good
>>12828134
im okay, and had a nice dream of falling into an anthill but id did not hurt
>>12828136
someone posted your epic vodka chug, how do you not throw up immediately, my body can barely take 3 IPA$ before wanting my stomach begins to reject it
>>12828137
i did afterwards lole you need to chug it down really really fast and dont let it touch your tongue
jesus dude you need a life you're here like 10 hours a day >>12828163
you can keep a tab open in le background while doing other stuff ya know
>>12828165
No you're literally a leech on society who sits in his room all day jerking off you're a complete failure :/ no wonder you flirt with trannies that's your only hope to get laid since you can't even afford a girlfriend irl lol you're a joke
>>12828167
you're not wrong but you sound like catfish desu
Hello I'm cadofaggot I post ugly selfies and samefag calling myself cute and I larp at suicide daily and I have a crush on new user despite her being attracted to handsome men and not fat ugly terminally online bums brb I need to bye beeru I'm drunk ama same 5 threads every day
no wonder your parents hate you lmao you're a fucking boy not a man
>>12828173
LMAO
careful or he'll larp at suicide again
i wonder when i can change that, basically everything i have to do is get a job again there is not really anything except my mental health thats keeping me from getting a job so the leech part is covered
the rest you say is based on your on your imagination or projection lole
>>12828179
generic cope in bad English
what's funny is you can't defend being a loser so you just say people are projecting lmao

keep humping your onahole you ugly loser that's all you're worth c:
Fat faggot virgin onahole humping boring poor loser who simps for trannies thinks he can defend himself lmao we got u on tape bro

keep seething fat boi
>>12828184
LMAO
tru but stop bullying the guy
clearly he's mentally ill
I love cado he's a consumate performative virgin he has zero contact with women and he copes by making deep voices vocaroos and larping st having a big dick but does it matter when you're literally a bum with no money cuz girls don't like bums do you feel better about yourself now? >>12828198
Actually yeah you're a pincushion for my angst because I just can't believe someone as boring and fragile and useless as you has the narcissism to attempt to fight what you are which is a boring poorfag

just give steam gifts to trannies nigga ur a clown
love gado
love catfish
love Julie
love regularfemcel
love BlackBerryc
love poly
love Moloko
love Teafren
love ledarklord
Y U J I S A K A I <3
love bavi
love wish
love riku
tacokid pls repent:(((((

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12828200
at least then its not for nothing i guess
can you tell me something i dont already know and uh keep the rest?
LOLE sorry gado, meant to post this in namefig meta ;_;
i mean what's le difference amirite
>>12828203
https://voca.ro/13OuOE7FFXh0

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12828200
clownfish dubs
>>12828212
have you ever tried living it?
the thing that i dont get why does it upset you so much, does it impact you in any negative way that im doing what im doing
but we talked about this at some point too i think
>>12828217
https://voca.ro/12UhUs5zD2jR

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
gado, how hungover are you from a scale from 1 to 10? when will catfish kill himself? dubs and it's today >>12828235
re-roll
>>12828221
was nice talking to ya too Catfish, kanpai
>>12828230
3 its not even that bad desu
https://voca.ro/13havpdx76Dl

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12828221
feature length audiokino

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12828235
rollan
>>12828256
https://voca.ro/19qDPU2kzKai

Your fortune: Outlook good
>>12828235
rollin
>>12828235
rolling
>>12828235
skiddish mothetfucker. he dies now. dubs.
>>12828235
dubs, right here
>>12828133
>>12828200
>>12828299
nice dubs guys! what's going on today, is everything good?
>>12828270
NOT LONG ENUFF
>>12828311
we're discussing le length of catfish so yes

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12828270
how do you get your ears to be that shape? they look stylish!
meow >>12828127
>>12828133
hello bruthers i'm finally gonna start drinking again monday what should i launch myself off the wagon with (and will you guys joine)

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12828202
"RIP bozo" to every active namefig you left out


Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
https://voca.ro/1ffrKvj3WuBV >>12828322
nice 22
>>12828221
i like the german accent
test >>12828325
nooooooooooooo I would have put down King's, forgive me ;_;

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12828127
good evening esfore.

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
>>12829197
Hey baby

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