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when my moms talking about "job" or "college" but i'm only a 26 year old trying to enjoy my childhood

By Anonymous | Updated 03/11/26(Wed)11:54:05

when my moms talking about "job" or "college" but i'm only a 26 year old trying to enjoy my childhood

when my moms talking about "job" or "college" but i'm only a 26 year old trying to enjoy my childhood

>>12837683
i hate when this happens lol
>>12837683
i hope i dont live to such an unc old age (im 24)
>>12837685
bro we’re basically fossils at this point. 25+ is when society expects you to have a linkedin, a mortgage, and a favorite brand of lawn fertilizer.

i’m still grinding childhood side quests and avoiding the main storyline like it’s optional DLC. let me rot in peace mom i’m busy leveling my whimsy stat
>>12837694
wholeheartedly feel this amigo. you should try your hand at stocks investing
>>12837704
and day trading. interested?
>>12837694
Nobody expect anyone at 25 to have home yet during the current housing crisis
>>12837715
Still, you should really start trying to figure out your life once you hit 25 and haven't started adulting yet. After 25 you're just aging to 30 and after 30 you've only crippled yourself the longer you wait
>>12837683
its over..
>>12837718
I started working at 20 while still in uni and I'm now having a decent resume at 25
What have you been doing since then?
>>12837694
chatgpt generated this post btw
>>12837683
Stop reminding me about being 26 and degreeless/unemployed, please.
>>12837904 >>12837683
only other children can understand, hang out with them
>>12837939
way ahead of u
>>12837948
no sex
im re-evaluating all my life choices this is a good thread
but make me thinkkk
meeehhh
>>12838097
could you tell me what you're thinking about?
>>12838102
made me think that i have a degree
but no job
bcs too lazy
i'm such a neet omg
i dont wanna wooooork
so.borrinnnng
like
everyday
9-10
horrible
am i a slave ????
i'm o' earth just to be a value producer for dumbass corporation ???
no i dont want
i dont want to live like my parents
only having like 6 weeks of free time in a year ????
can u imagine that
nooo
i will not be a jobcel
i'm mogging this lifeee
with my aura of unemployed neet
i'm the one that will set us all free
>>12838113
that's a very good post i approv of
Toasting I would hold far greater respect for some turbo autist that clawed their way to a meaningful life after struggling with debilitating life circumstances and mental health issues than a privileged normo that was handed everything in a silver platter and is coasting through life on easy mode. Do it for me, anon.

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>>12837904
We're children. We don't know any better!
sex with consenting adults (35+) god i wish i coul b friends with underage ppl without it being creepy >>12839267
Have children, you can be friends with them
>>12839267
it's normal and effortless on discord/steam
Life is cooked, drop out >>12839269
i only like unc games
>>12839310
find fun free multiplayer games
Roblox and Minecraft are kinda unc games actually if you think about it >>12839362
as in like uncut gems?
>>12839362
Minecraft is unc tho roblox is still a hit with the youngsters
>>12839267
>67
67
>>12838599
dubs
i thought you got a job at tha kindergarten >>12842030
I got fired for rape
>>12837683
Your childhood ended when you were 16 years old.. Time to get independent.

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>>12842056
That doesn't make sense
>>12839266
dubs
What job are you going to get? >>12839269
That makes it worse
>>12837948
yes sex
>>12842997
They're just kids
>>12843212
its just sax
>>12843212
how do u think kids are made
>>12843344
It's just dubs
>>12843346
When one fertile (adult) female has sex with one fertile (adult) male
fertility is adulthood its tru >>12843367
Yes. It has always been that way and it's a better measure than whatever arbitrarity positivists and puritans came up with later.
>>12837683
just dedicate your life to college and do some multiple choice questions or whatever and when your finished you can work with only other people who finished college

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