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Spiritual after-life theories are boring

By Anonymous | Updated 03/12/26(Thu)02:49:16

Spiritual after-life theories are boring

In a couple of hundred years, a benevolent post-scarce society will attempt to exhume all salvageable brains and revive them in a utopian virtual reality for as long as they wish to remain. They will be able to search extrapolated statistics about their lives and times, read about the history after their deaths and the causes of events that happened in their lives, and simulate alternative histories.

OM NOM NOM >>12839039
gross.. why would u licke where the poops leave
>>12839050
$$$
>>12839039
salvageable brains?? that sucker is doubtless the most complex and intricate structure in the body: there's no way that information doesn't rot away irretrievably in short order
>>12839050
>he doesn't like licking women's buttholes
gay
>>12839039
If Sogyal Rinpoche wasn't disgraced, he would be very upset and yelling at you for poo-pooing the theories in his Tibetan Book of the Dead.
Also, fuck brains; can Riley Reid's asshole be salvaged or duplicated in this future society? >>12839083
Riley Reid's asshole has been savaged and inseminated in this present society. she's already missed her chance to preserve her butthole in its prime for posterity's sake with a carefully crafted mold.
>>>/b/ This isnt random its calculated and deliberate posting *BRAAAAAAAPPPPFPFPFFPPPPP* >>12839177
Board culture dictates that these dubs must be checked.
>>12839173
Tell it to the press, spaz
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