You were robbed of sexual pleasure.
By Anonymous | Updated 03/14/26(Sat)21:02:46
You were robbed of sexual pleasure.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
BEEN DENIED
ALL THE BEST
ULTRA SEX
Your fortune: Good Luck Screenshot_20260315-020137.png
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12844490
this desu haha reply if you love jackin' off >>12844493
i love jacking off desu >>12844486
this makes me so los demoralized
Your fortune: Godly Luck the sexual pleasure bandit luckily the chinese gave it back to me for 200 bucks I'm sitting on a mountain of stolen sexual pleasure. >>12844489 >>12844584
does that go up your bum >>12844511
Bandit dubs remember to practice safe cyber sex >>12844486
wben? >>12845084
i wonse got a ransomware butte plugge and i couldnt sh*t for like a month until i payed 0.45 bit coin to the CCP
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12844486
WHEN?! I'M FILING A POLICE REPORT!
Your fortune: Outlook good >>12845570
They did the same thing to me but my buttplug wasn't digital so they just sent a bunch of Chinese olympic swimmers to my house to fuck me in the ass until I told them my private key. >>12846191
haha dude sex >>12846200
yes but not for u imposter fren
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