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So, cereal with milk and colorful shapes really does bring you luck?

By Moloko | Updated 03/18/26(Wed)02:43:28

So, cereal with milk and colorful shapes really does bring you luck?

So, cereal with milk and colorful shapes really does bring you luck?

Your fortune: Outlook good

EEEEEEK that picture has FREEEEEEEEKY eyes ;____________;

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail
There was once a boy at work that I couldn't stop looking at and thinking he was sexy as fuck in a nerdy sort of way. And it made me question my own sexuality. Until one day in the locker room when he was changing out of scrubs I saw his double mastectomy scars and realized, holy shit, he's not a boy, he's a mtf tranny. And then I didn't feel so conflicted any more.

Anyways, I feel the same way about Moloko, which is why I'm almost certain that Moloko is a biological female.
>>12850902
err, meant to say ftm tranny
>>12850902
My ex-girlfriend once said she could feel my cock
>>12850902
Why the fug are you so obsessed with Namefigs, or at least the "cute" ones? You don't even have the personality to talk to them, much less enough personality to be esfores, you scumbag

>>12850910
waoh <3
Ugliest moloko yet >>12851317
Blue eyes are cute
>>12850903
porn adicttion
>>12851444 (all those cotton fields) >>12850897
I have diabetes, so no.
>>12851304
Cute namefigs make life worth living.
>>12850902
Moloko is respectful; he's a strange mix where I don't feel like he's a woman, but at the same time, he's too girly to be a man. But then Moloko is volatile, so I have my doubts too....

But I think he's funny enough to be a man
>>12851450
Do you have a list?
>>12851444
THE JOOKE IT'S ALLWAYS ALLWAAAAAYS POOOOOOOOOOOORN
>>12850897
You're my lucky charm <3

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12850897
i want to kys
>kiss
>you
>sweet
<3
moloko has to be a girl, because if she was a boy he would've already been drafted to die in Ukraine. >>12851488
moloko isn't eastern european I think they're like canadian or something
>>12851488
moloko isnt russian
i don't want moloko to die ;_; >>12851491
>>12851492
then why are there so many Russian flags in moloko drawings?
>>12851495
maybe he just wants to get married
>>12850897
me and ur mom
>>12851495
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12756729/#q12756729
>>12851496
I think he once said that he was studying or learning Russian on his own; I remember when the Russians were talking to him :3
>>12851496
Get away, bitches, the farmer already has his cow that gives him milk
>>12851500 (double that down)
let's just hope his head doesn't invades Europe ass
>>12851495
>>12851506
>>12851509

Moloko said something about those being the first designs of his Melk, But he only had that flag because...Uh, he likes russia? i'm not sure ando he also had other flags as well
>>12850897
I used to eat them a lot when I was a child then I stopped eating them, my bad luck appeared
>>12851444
Porn trips

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