Looking for a girlfriend
By Anonymous | Updated 03/18/26(Wed)17:40:10
If there are any girls (female, no troons) that are single and want a boyfriend, I am currently looking for a girlfriend and would like to find one to date.
First, what I bring to the table.
Income: Unpredictable. Sometimes a lot, sometimes nothing, depending on my current situation. I come from a wealthy family though, so if a serious medical or financial emergency ever happened they would likely make sure you get the best treatment. If they like you, you might even get to ride on a private jet. I am not a drug dealer.
Age: 20 and fertile
Attractiveness: Looksmaxers and people on /soc/ usually rate me around 6.5 - 7. I got a little chubby after a depressive episode, but I’ve been going to the gym consistently for about three weeks and plan to build the best body I can.
Personality: I’m autistic, a brony, ambitious, and somewhat eccentric, but I know how to behave. If I really like you, I’ll work very hard to become rich so you wouldn’t have to work and could just vibe all day.
What I'm looking for:
1. Female, ideally 18–22
2. White and located in the United States
3. Able to travel alone
4. Not constantly asking for drugs or money (I’m not a bank or pharmacy)
5. Enjoys things but not addicted to substances (including heavy nicotine/alcohol use)
6. Not retarded, able to read long posts
7. Discreet and not gossipy
8. Works out regularly
9. Healthy looking (bonus for cuteness and big boobs)
10. Not fat
11. Mentally stable
12. Kind and affectionate toward me
13. Not easily offended by edgy jokes
14. Female and willing to have children soon
15. Willing to meet quickly if we have chemistry
16. Virgin with no male friends (I’ll hold myself to the same standard with female friends)
That’s it.
If you want to contact me, drop your discord, session, or threema.
Your fortune: Bad Luck >>12851772
Op here, having no male friends is non-negotiable.
If you want to date me and you have male friends, you are going to have to cut them off, or not date me. Period.
The only males that should be in your life are those that are related to you, or work associates.
You will not change my mind on this. >>12851772
just make an attraction sign and sit at the mall already >>12851788
Omg Ebil I don't know what to make heads or tails of this post. You got Bad Luck but also dubs and on top of that it's 88 which is Chinese numerology for Best Happiness
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck go back there >>12851772
That's okay. Send all the chubby, slutty BPD girls my way, please. >>12851811
That comes with the risk of being humiliated and having your reputation impacted.
This is an anonymous platform so even if this turns out to be a bad idea or I get made fun of, I can just forget about it and my reputation will still be fine.
If you find my thread to be annoying or cringey, you are free to hide it. >>12851822
based dubs yuore gona have to settle for a hikkineet who wants to move in with u so you can spoil them and not make them pay rent in exchange for houswork and fugs >>12851872
I do like cheese >>12851833
dubs checking dubs >>12851872
he said no troons >>12851872
Settle with? That's exactly what I'm looking for. >>12851808
this is a gargantuan red flag btw, abuser behavior >>12851881
it's the purest form of love
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger >>12851881
Cry about it, I don't give a fuck. >>12851888
you aren't going to get a girlfriend by telling her "I AM GOING TO ABUSE YOU" you sperg >>12851892
are you sure? >>12851892
That's what some girls are looking for, though. >>12851892
And I am going to get one by telling her that she can hang around a bunch of guys who 9 times out of 10, are waiting for a chance to fuck her?
You are a troll or a retard, either way you're a faggot and probably fat. >>12851772
don't shitpost with yukari
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12851974
I'm not shitposting.
I'm posting this here because I want a cool gf and think I could probably find one here. >>12852001
i can be ur malegirlfriend
Your fortune: Bad Luck funny threade op I'm girl I am everything you want OP and I think I like you too. Call me on this number: 911 >>12852003
It's funny and kind of autistic but hopefully the type of girl I like will read it and laugh at it.
>>12852011
Sorry, I don't date fat troons. Bump for esfores girlfriend I don’t think that description fits anyone on this board. You’ll just have to settle for someone lame (; ω ; )ヾ(´∀`* ) >>12851772
cute boy up! >>12851772
https://youtu.be/kgaUGXMY5lc?si=w7N
same but none of the right-wing bullshit like "no male friends" or "must be virgin" or "must be white" or "must be 18 - 22" or "I'm a neo-nazi obsessed with a cartoon for young girls about ponies" >>12851819
xd Op I hope u get a gf just so I can take her >>12852671
>>12852746
>t. >>12852918
wojaksloppa >>12852746
You're not trans, you're just an autistic person with a porn addiction >>12851772
https://youtu.be/a9baMglr1io
Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12852922
That's... literally what a tranny is. >>12852954
lol I didn't mean to post that video again >>12852955
too late thats you typing that post now nice dubs Idk why people keep telling me that me talking about being an autistic weird brony would scare women off.
Normal girls sure, but I am not trying to attract normal girls. I want a cool girlfriend. >>12853018
(And I mean the standard definition of a girlfriend, not a man pretending to be a woman.) >>12853018
It's creepy. There are so many things in your post that are just huge red flags that you're a creep. Just because the girls you want are a little weird doesn't mean that they don't have standards >>12853026
>It's creepy
Icuckzzz, is that you? >>12853053
Ask your mom what she thinks of your post if you don't believe it's hella creepy >>12853056
Well good thing I don't want to date my mom, tranny. >>12851772
welp yeah I am a boyfriend of someone ...sorry >>12853060 (forever happily ) >>12853060
>>12853061
Based, sending you two blessings >>12853056
Imagine calling someone a creep and then the next post saying they should date people like their mom lole >>12853077
The point was to ask a woman you (should) trust for their opinion. Really you could ask anyone and they would say it's creepy. It's weird that the first thought OP went to was dating his mom esfores girlfriend bump >>12853056
Sigmund Freud?
Anonymous is a reporter from /s4s/