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when grils are mean to me
it makes me horny I do not have any fetishes for I'm a normal civilized human being i love feeling hungry

Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12852586
you're mom me getting necrofugged in the morgue and my "r*pist" fapping their pebis using my body however they want unironically >>12852617
ya ðat happened to me a couple of times jej

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12852586
im not even sure if it has a name but two people phasing into each other, like their bodies overlap and merge together as if they occupied the same space at the same time, and they become one messed up body horror meat thing, i think thats really erotic in a scary kind of way. also i think blue jeans are sexy.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck >>12852657
According to our understanding of quantum mechanics this sort of thing is possible thoughbeit highly improbable.

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12852661
the electromagnetic force kind of prevents it in practice but it could probably be made to happen if you got like, turned into plasma or something

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger need cuddles >>12852665
It's called quantum tunneling and works because of the wave-like action of superpositioned particles allowing them to occupy positions on the other side of whatever barrier in question. It's very unlikely to happen to a larger objects because every atom in that object needs to tunnel at the same time which is astronomically unlikely. Or you could turn yourself into plasma, sure :^)

Your fortune: Outlook good >>12852684
what does quantum tunneling have to do with blue jeans

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>12852687
Everything

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12852586
I guess swimsuit sex. That kind of ties into fantasy as you'd imagine you're at the beach, the pool, ect, but that's the only thing I've got to a kink.

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again guys dicks rubbing up on their own tummys muehehehe >>12852586
vore. >>12852617
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>>12852714
These are fantasies, not kinks.

Your fortune: Godly Luck >>12852718
blue jeans is pretty exotic but i promise its real

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12852718
I guess getting skullfucked is nice then I really like ageplay, but not for pedo reasons. I love being treated like a baby because it's extremely humiliating but also very comfy and safe at the same time, so it exists in a very sweet spot of cute sex and degrating bdsm. I also like the sensory aspect of pacis and diapers I suppose >>12852799 dubs
Now reader, instead of whatever image you just conjured up, imagine this premise but with either Catfish or avogadoposter.

Your fortune: Good Luck >>12852805
That's what I was imagining to begin with. >>12852832
You're such a faggot dude no one will ever like you like you and cado just are miserable losers so you need to make everyone else miserable too it's so obvious >>12852860
lol epilepsy >>12852867
mel has posted that she takes epilepsy meds you know. Just saying. >>12852871
don't watch my 2010s pornhub channel >>12852586
ppl beatin me up den ab*se afta mucho beers den funni plastic bag asphyxiation then forced to pull air in desperately but deres a penjamin on me lips so im forced totake a blinker n i become retarded rape meat
(weed makes me gay lole) FUJOSHI >>12852586
that drink I drink, Moloko i want to fuck riku. i know, it's pretty strange >>12852586
finding someone to love and care for >>12852586
lesbian domination of men >>12852586
rapeing your mom

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger CHUBBY FURRY BITCHEZ

Your fortune: Better not tell you now >>12852586
a smol femenine penits with no nuts please.

Your fortune: Average Luck >>12853652
so a big clit xd

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail >>12853654
YES! >>12852586

Solar flare from Plants vs zombies Heroes.
A PVZ fan doesn't forgive anything. Just for a while, more shitpost than anything, but in its part YES.

SOLAR FLARE AAAHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! >>12852592
Me when I lie >>12854161
konatacute!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again >>12853215
Such a small world everything, i simply have them all, i am always hard >>12854168
What do you think of the bracelets? >>12852586
ENF
anybody else? >>12852586
>What’s the strangest or most specific kink u have?
celibacy. I hate people. why would you want to touch them?