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Esforesquire

By Ploop | Updated 03/20/26(Fri)14:44:17

Esforesquire

Extra! Extra!
Read all about it!

No offense to your efforts but this just made me realize I don't give a shit about anyone on this board. >>12855367
same, especially everything on this board to.
>>12855373
Imagine defending a board where the same handful of autistic leeches spam it for 10 hours a day because they have nothing better to do :/
>>12855362
I pooped while reading this.
>>12855362
why do you hate tetos butthole?? doushite?? why???
i love the namefig weekly

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12855384
>>12855378
>>12855375
>>12855373
>>12855367
Imagine being this much of a samefag
>>12855389
lole
>>12855389
you didn't (You) me :(

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
i like the news buy why do g8rh8r and B always get a huge article every week while neat threads get sidelined or ignored :( >>12855397
B. Is that unimaginative teenager who posts esoteric garbage with the face mask? And his threads go nowhere?

Yeah nah mentally ill people ruin shit for everyone
>>12855394
The [s4s] interface's faggot detector seems to be working fine.
>>12855402
6.5 minutes... how sloppy
>>12855397
>>12855388 (doubles)
>>12855397
link neat threads
>>12855397
Yeah, their threads are shit.
>>12855367
This used to be a good Place
>>12855367
But you don't want to read about how someone cut up their sandwich???
>>12855367
>>12855373
>>12855375
maybe mel's idea to start a paper dedicated to namefig drama would good to free up ploop to write exclusively about actual funposting news
https://archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/12813479/#12813538
>>12855397
Esforesquire really does suck ass, lel. They don't report on anything interesting. The Memes of the Week is fucking laughable.
>>12855500
But g8rh8r cut up his sandwiches
Konata should not have eaten the board! That was very rude and we all very well might now be in Konata's stomach and noone knows it good papaer i read

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12855362
eggcelent read
needs more eggs tho
>>12855362
thanks for all your hard work
>>12855362
Stop putting me there, just put me at the end of HellHole.
That's all for today, sleep well.
>>12855853
goodnight B.
>>12855486
or just... don't write about namefig drama?
Le funny mic guy!

Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
>>12855500
trip-dubs!!
>>12855362
My thread got top billed mentioned in Esforesquire two times in a row.

Your fortune: Average Luck
are there classified ads and puzzlels on the back page? why do we never get to turn the page? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GONmFCkCGCc >>12855362
Komaru in Esforesquire two times.

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Good papre I reddit

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12856866
two same number!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
・ω・)ノ >>12856866
dubs
>>12855362
BAZED
>>12855362
thnk u for showcazing my recent culinary achievements. I am really trying 2 push the boundaries of contemporary cuisine and help people see everyday dishes in a more raw, base form. I know not every1 likes it right now but remember— there was a time in America where people didn’t like Italian food either…
I hope in the future when ppl have adopted this cooking practice as a common technique, they will look back on this paper and know that the movement started here and now, and we all got 2 b part of history together.
>>12857958
Ideas for future deconstructs: deconstructed pizza, deconstructed beef pot pie, deconstructed burrito, deconstructed gyro
>>12857967
BLEEEHHHH SIX SEEEVEENN
>>12857967
Hmm yes.. i think I may b able to do something innovative and fresh with a deconstructed pizza… maybe even baroque-esque… like a play on what really make a pizza “pizza”. I will meditate on this one and the burrido 1
thnk u 4 the suggestions
>>12857980
brother deconstruct soup and some thing to drink thanks
>>12857958
i cant wait for the g8r cuisine to become the no1 food for the entire world
New invention idea: a food deconstructor. Used to turn regular food into deconstructed food in just seconds. Attached a prototype image.

Thoughts?
>>12858524
looks like shit
>>12858526
hey. stop. be dont rude
>>12857239
( ・ω・)ノシ

did u just wave at the entire concept of cuisine

blink twice if u need to be deconstructed
>>12857958
submitting this thread to the library of congress to preserve the legacy of an american trailblazer and innovator for posterity
>>12859430
esfores is the most important thing to ever happen
someday people will realize this
>>12856444
three same numbers!!
>>12855362
Haha i'm there

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