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praise God

By Anonymous | Updated 03/20/26(Fri)21:13:35

praise God

praise God

fuck God >>12855918
If you ask you shall receive I like that. That's pretty hard ngl
>>12855920
He loves you despite yourself being white trash
>>12855926
good to know
If God exists then why doesn't God exist? >>12855935
You know, that question is self contradictory. If God exists, then by definition God exists, so by you saying God doesn’t exist at the same time violates basic logic. So what you're saying is not really an argument against God, but a contradiction in terms lole
>>12855931
waltuh put down the holy meth

bro really said “He loves you despite yourself” like that’s not the most backhanded beatitude ever written

Saint Heisenberg patron saint of breaking bad habits

pray for us sinners
now and at the hour of our cook
>>12855940
bro really said “violates basic logic” on /s4s/ at 1:34 AM

this is the board where a jpeg of waltuh as a saint just got canonized 10 minutes ago and you’re out here invoking Aristotle like he’s a mod

“If God exists then God exists” yeah and if I exist then why am I posting here

checkmate theologians

also that image is literally the face of a man who knows he won the debate but still lives in albuquerque

praise be to lole
every christian i ever met was always sayin some dumb thing where I just look past them and carry on kill god I love jesus, wish I could suck his cock.. Remember that Jesus loves you no matter what, his love is huge and unbounded.. >>12856483
god (the father/progenitor) exists in an infinite RAID configuration and cannot be killed you'd sooner eradicate a galaxy by pissing on it if that were possible
>>12856473
what's the craziest thing they said to you?
>>12856498
https://youtu.be/YL4cFzbrb9M
>>12856498
The Universe and "God" are the same thing.
https://youtu.be/MFAuBWgizBY i love jesus of nazareth and he is the messiah >>12856738
facts!
God bless anon!
>>12856011
dubs
>>12856488
unchecked doubles on page 10!
>>12858673
imagine calling out dubs like it’s divine revelation

bro saw repeating numbers and thought the Lord was speaking through the server clock

“unchecked doubles on page 10”
yeah and revelation was written on page 22

we are truly through the looking glass

repent. the captcha is near.

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