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going to watch 2001 and i still don't understand why the giant smartphone makes monkeys smart

By Yuji Sakai | Updated 03/23/26(Mon)19:40:06

going to watch 2001 and i still don't understand why the giant smartphone makes monkeys smart

going to watch 2001 and i still don't understand why the giant smartphone makes monkeys smart

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>>12861928
yea smartphones r supposed 2 make monkeys dumb what a plot hole
because its a monkey smartness increaser device >>12861946
then why does it turn david bowman into a baby
>>12861949
it turns him into a space baby which is the giga evolution: monkey-->man-->space baby
>>12861928
>>12861934
>>12861946
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>>12861954
yall niggers need to read some Uplift sci fi
>>12861964
maybe one day someone will uplift you so you can stop posting like an ape
check the pod bay digits HAL >>12862001
This whole thread you were waiting for that weren't you
this movie is cool and all but the first hour of this movie could have been cut to 20 minutes >>12861928
It could be anything, could be a sub in for something entirely different or could be taken literal, the monkeys tapped into new things and evolved from it
me when i inject flube https://youtu.be/ou6JNQwPWE0 >>12862037
It's the port from a USB drive being plugged into the simulation to upload a system upgrade to monkey brains.
what an imlnsane documentary

i can't believe this all happened 25 years ago
>>12862135
We lost so much on 9/11, it's unbelievable
>>12862001 >>12861928
They explained it in the sequel

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>>12862634
yeah i read the book

all these worlds are yours except europa
>>12861928
maybe manks feel like they gonna drop the bomb on them ...monkeys are smart like people
DMT

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>>12861928
i tried watching it probably like 20 years ago but it was so slow that i didn't. i finally did though recently and it was pure garbage. except for a few things like good shots and props. but dear lord what a fucking piece of shit otherwise.
>>12863004
you have bad taste anon
>>12863006
i really don't. fuck you.
>>12863008
name 3 good movies
Haven't we been through this the monolith is suggestive of alien or unknown intelligence that exacerbated if not forced evolution on our planet
Pretty much the engineers from Alien if you think of it

How do you not understand some of the more basic in your face symbolic works of kubrick lmao you'll never get Eyes Wide Shut

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>>12863012
i'm not giving you anything because you don't deserve it and i don't have to prove myself to a moron.
>>12863014
because I'm memeing i read the book it just seems too far fetched
>>12863014
and The Marker from dead space
but idk the lore by 3 just turned the hive mind into tyranids
not everything needs a end game crisis -_- why can't it just be an alien thing that makes people go crazy

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>>12863014
>forced evolution on our planet
such as putting fluoride in the water supply
>>12863014
>Eyes Wide Shut
I'm tempted to call kubrick a complete moron but this was actually a pretty good movie. at least as i remember it because it was a while ago.
>>12863017
You read!?
Like childhoods End or The First and Last Men or Roadside Picnic?

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>>12863025
i used to 30 years ago when i was blowing off high school also i have a college degree
Why do I feel a strange dissociation with people on this board. Almost being gaslighted into thinking I'm the common denominator

Who the fuck just "stops reading" like

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>>12863036
i read the interwebs instead

after getting a worthless English degree reading a book feels like work
>>12861928 >>12861928
because racecar

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>>12863044
I'm not even gonna lie the whole "physical feeling" of a book shit is a larp Ive read like 20 irl books and hundreds in PDF format
No one actually reads anymore unless they want to look smart on the bus. I used to go to the library and i swear on any given day I'm the only one reading and everyone else is on their phone or taking out dvds

Books have little place in the emergent i-era. Which sucks but do we still use cassette..? Books will become a niche. A collectors format.

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>>12863056
there hasn't been a single decent book in decades like seriously what Harry Potter 50 shades?
>>12863062
I dunno I stopped going to /lit/ cuz people are performative and gay so I don't even know new books

I don't even like fantasy or fiction too much I only consume material that either aligns with or refutes my personal ideologies or opinions because I'm always open minded towards new forums of discussion or thought
now if you'll excuse me

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>>12863080
fucking lol.

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