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Y'all make any recent purchases?

By Catfish | Updated 03/25/26(Wed)09:42:15

Y'all make any recent purchases?

Y'all make any recent purchases?

Your fortune: Good news will come to you by mail

this month i bought a car battery and flube injectors

next month i'm going to buy long rubber gloves for cleaning, tums, small freezer bags, SPAGHETTI sauce, clorox wipes, scrubbing bubbles, and flube injectors

in 2 months i'm going to buy katie peach a new wig and bra and perfume
the last two days I was in rut and fapped like 20 times and now I'm sore and my balls ache but I'm still producing lots of semen please end me

also this weather perturbs me it's sunny but cold so like what..hoodie? Sweater? I wanna wear my nightmare b4 Christmas shirt -_-

Your fortune: Good Luck
yeah ur mom lol No idk what to buy. I want to buy a slave maybe but that's illegal which is gay af. >>12865165
Pretty soon you'll be able to buy a robot slave. Whether you want that or not I guess depends on if you're looking for someone to do work for you, or if you just want to experience crushing a human spirit.
>>12865173
no fuck that.
>>12865122
>Peach
I got the superior version
>>12865173
Robot slaves are a gay cope for people unable to obtain human slaves
>>12865188
>>12865177
>>12865122
dubs

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12865202
would hump her mouth
>>12865239
That's my wife you're talking about
I bought a poker set
Im going to bring a bunch of retards together and win their money mwuhahahaha
I bought a ps5 remote and a robe >>12865122
i bought more communist literature, this time stalin and mao
>>12866518
I'll never understand the appeal of communism but I guess anything sounds good when you're from an obscure oblast and you make 10 rubles a day

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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