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My mom forced me to go to guitar classes but I don’t want to go So I locked myself in the school bathroom but I have to come out because the teachers saw me go in

By Anonymous | Updated 03/26/26(Thu)19:17:03

My mom forced me to go to guitar classes but I don’t want to go So I locked myself in the school bathroom but I have to come out because the teachers saw me go in

My mom forced me to go to guitar classes but I don’t want to go So I locked myself in the school bathroom but I have to come out because the teachers saw me go in

>>12867746
guitar is cool u should do it
Go play the guitar dumbdumb learn guitar so if you wanna be in a band you'd be the lead

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>>12867746
come and see me.
*sip*

i will fast track you to guitar heaven.
you'll step outside like paul simon, smoke yourself a jay and you'll blow that room away.

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>>12867746
I thought you were 19...
>>12867804
no u go play it for me and livestream it from the janitors closet

im still in here btw
acoustics are insane
about to drop the saddest 2‑chord riff this school has ever heard

if i don’t make it out tell my mom i became the bathroom virtuoso

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