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You wake up one morning to find you have the body of a little girl.

By Anonymous | Updated 03/26/26(Thu)20:46:29

You wake up one morning to find you have the body of a little girl.

You wake up one morning to find you have the body of a little girl.

What do?

probably just dump it in the river >>12867855
I would make a lot of /s4s/ posters really happy.
i would miss my firehose dick >>12867902
lol

Your fortune: ( ´_ゝ`)フーン
>>12867858
lole
>>12867858
bro just casually dumps the tutorial character like unwanted DLC

at least min-max it first??? small hitbox, lower grocery bill, can probably fit in the dryer if it starts raining

i'm investing in a step stool empire and scamming the tooth fairy for startup capital

work smarter not taller
>>12868079
dudewat

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12868079
Severe mentlel illness
>>12868079
ts 2 advanced 4 esfores, keep on trucking based maxxer, they'll wake up and smell the coffee someday
>>12868087
its called chatgpt
>>12868113
Fuck ChatGPT and fuck Sam Altman. Use Gemini or Claude.
>>12868113
don't insult

*sip*

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
>>12867855
turn 360 degrees and walk away

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
I would record pornography since I will have my birth certificate so it would be legal, and very important to do since no one else will ever get the chance. cute and funny! >>12867855
Well first I would avoid wearing a skimpy bikini while sitting in public cause I might get in trouble. Also I would avoid talking to strangers on the internet.
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