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chat, why is it so hard to make relationships?

By Anonymous | Updated 03/28/26(Sat)11:03:06

chat, why is it so hard to make relationships?

chat, why is it so hard to make relationships?

>>12870441
just become a hermit

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>>12870441
because you are ugly
>>12870451
trvke. but how do ugly people manage?
>>12870441
Because people only want you when you have something they want ie drugs sex money
>>12870471
money
>>12870441
Because everyone is a manipulative asshole who only cares about themselves.
>>12870479
including myself?
>>12870441
because you call people chat like a terminally online zoomer

Your fortune: Better not tell you now
>>12870510
chat, is this true?
>>12870518
he speakin true fr fr
>>12870524
I can't wait until 10 years from now when zoomer language starts becoming unc
>>12870451
Me?
>>12870525
can't wait for the zoomers to realize they are living their personal fad (which will eventually fade) like millennials did with the embarrassing skinny jeans
>>12870475
actually is charisma....
high charisma also brings in lozza money
>>12870534
Skinny jeans are out?
>>12870539
if you had half a brain you would realize they were never really stylish
>>12870538
Charisma alone probably won't cut it with modern women. It's a fact women like funny guys and ive proven it irl but with social media and brain rot people have insane beauty standards which unironically look like shit

Reminds me of Korean women. Fake as a pair of bolt ons. They want to be white so bad
>>12870546
I hate you Catfish... I stopped using this board for about a year because I fucking hate you so much. your takes are garbage and you sound like garbage and I wish you would leave. but the most infuriating thing is that, like a broken clock, you manage to be correct once in a while and it really makes me mad when you don't have an absolutely shit opinion because I always stop for a second to ask "does Catfish have a point?" and always I get angry because of course you fucking don't you total waste of bandwidth
>>12870589
That's fine I'm good at making people obsessed with me. I lose nothing really.
>>12870589
learn to filters figgy

Your fortune: Good Luck
>>12870546
charisma DOES cut it.....
i live in the current world..... im sorry most americans dont..... btw you'lll be happy with a girl here you have wonderful charisma catfish senpai
>>12870600
I bet you filter every single namefig, and then complain about how slow the board is.
>>12870614
filtering half of you would be a good idea but i prefer to see what others are seeing
>>12870614
i filter a lot of shit. having no people is better than having retarded degenerates. i don't give a shit what others are seeing. waste your time retards.
>>12870441
Because slavery is now illegal
>>12870614
why would i complain about the speed of this nice board
>>12870646
le sigh
>>12870630
technically yes.
>>12870542
I bet you dress like an autistic person
why don't we all become friends? >>12870630
every civilization sufficiently sophisticated needs a stratum of people that toil for next to nothing. modern rentslavery or the 40 something bachelor working a dead end job for his boomer employer are good examples of western society's caste system
>>12870673
no need to point out the obvious
do you ever think about how people are just meatbags with stupid opinions?

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>>12870717
no, I don't think about you at all
>>12870726
opportunistic
>>12870717
the worst are the ones who dont try to be more than that
>>12870731
you can't be more than that no matter how you try
if you drink monster you are probably unattractive
don't you know how gross that stuff smells?
>>12870713
Its okay I dress like a fat guy
Grab their boobs >>12870819
>>12870819
Like kevin smith fat or gabe newell fat where it's like I can pull off a pink polo cuz I'm a billionaire

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!
i literally nutted 6 times today >>12870441
somehow I am beggining to think that they just ain't talking the medication
>>12870989
Why and also how
>>12870441
listen dear ...I know how frustrating it might be ...but it's a bit shaky in there ...on the pen signing thing
>>12870999 (TRIPS)
>why
lonely, horny and sad
>how
just keep jerking it after nuttin, eventually you get hard again and if the porn is good you'll cum. rinae and repeat until your dick hurts. take a break. go back at it again.
>>12871005
and after the second or third nut, just touching my balls makes my prostate tingle, which feels really good.
>>12871000
ion get it
>>12870827
can't get in the sex registry twice, am i right?
>>12870441
because racecar

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12871049
THIS
>>12871049
racecar is racecar backwards
chat, i'll kill myself for 20 gifted subs >>12870441
Because women are hypergamous sluts
>>12871364
wouldn't would would wouldn't
would would would
>>12870441
Because it's hard to trust someone enough to let them in once you've been hurt
>>12870711
I wouldn't have expected anything that makes sense on this board
>>12871082
A person who thinks all the time has nothing to think about exept thoughts
>>12872217
not true. most people don't think about thoughts.
>>12872215
did you not understand the post you replied to?

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12872217
https://youtu.be/luQSQuCHtcI?si=OhoWLkxuWLZSneFb
ill never love again; my world is ending

Your fortune: Excellent Luck
You can't think objectively because you're direction and sportsbrained.

Your fortune: Godly Luck
>>12872360
what do you mean?
>>12872368
I mean directionbrained as in, there are no grays, just blacks and whites!

Your fortune: Bad Luck
>>12872370
so, you're saying that there are medium difficulty relationships out there?
how come i've never seen them?
am i just a noob? how do i level up?
>>12872373
You have to smoke black and milds to level up!

Your fortune: Average Luck
>>12872375
i have to fuck black chicks?
>>12872347
Most people think about thots
>>12872484
i don't think about them at all
>>12872520
hehe yellow lady called chung
>>12872503
Same, I don't even know what that is
>>12872762
thoughtless women
>>12872484
thot is outdated millennial speak, and anyone who uses it is a confirmed unc
>>12873687
silence thot!
>>12873687
Whats the modern slang
>>12873705
foid
>>12873713
I dont like it I'll stick to unc language
>>12872373
you only see extreme difficulty because you keep queueing ranked with no tutorial completed

medium mode unlocks when you stop treating every girl like a boss fight and start grinding side quests (basic communication, showering, not schizoposting)

you’re not a noob, you just skipped the skill tree and dumped all your points into overthinking
>>12873866
dubs!
>>12874411
dublel dubs!!!
i'm so hard when i make relationships >>12871364
i would relationship them all hard in their personal daily lives

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